Children Story 4 Trailer/Transcript

Teaser Trailer 1

 * Roly Mo (The Fruitties)/Forky: I don’t belong here! Aaah!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: There’s a snake in my boot!
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
 * Hudson Horstachio (Viva Pianta)/Rex: The panic is attacking me!
 * Huxley Pig/Hamm: Oh boy!
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)/Slinky Dog: Golly bob-howdy!
 * Roly Mo (The Fruitties)/Forky: I’m not a toy! Aaah!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Hey, hey, somebody get him before he poke an eye out.

Teaser Trailer 2

 * Firewater (Sausage Party): You're kidding me? She's said that? To your face?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): To my face.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): And then what happens?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): So I get real close, right?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): Mhm.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): I'm like: "I don't care which cabbage patch you're from."
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): Oh-ho!
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): "Give me back my View-Master before I knock the dimples off your face."
 * Fowler: (Chicken Run): Ho!
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Okay?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): No, you didn’t. You don’t even care, man.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Oh, yea.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): Yeah. You are a "I don’t care" bear. "I don’t care" bear You know what I mean? You know what I am saying?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Oh! Ducky?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): Yeah?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): You see the new movie trailer?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): For what?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): You ain’t see it?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): See what? What is it, Bunny?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Ducky.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): What?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): They’re making another Toy Story movie.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): No! I thought those movies were done, dawg. They made three movies!
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): They did make three movies. This is number four.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): Oh, shoot! Oh, no! I love the Toy Story, dawg.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Oh. Toy Story’s my jam!
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): That’s it. Wha-da-wait. Wh-what about Buzz Lightyear, doh?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): “I am Buzz Lightyear. Space ranger.”
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): And then Woody’s like, “You…are…a…toy!”
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Oh, yea. That’s a pretty good Woody.
 * Fowler: (Chicken Run): Do the flying thing he does. Do it, do it, do it.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): “To infinity and your mom.”
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): Say, say, wait, what?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): Yeah.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): That’s not right.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): You sure?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): No, that’s not right.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): I’m pretty sure that’s it.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): No, no, no. Let me show you. “To insanity and a blonde!” That’s how it goes.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): What are you even…saying?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): No, that’s how it goes.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): “To immunity and respond!”
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): “To indecency and–”
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): “To infrequently–”
 * Orinoco (The Wombles): Hey, hey! Guys! You got it all wrong.
 * Paddington Bear: It’s “To infinity and beyond!”
 * Firewater (Sausage Party) and BoCo (Thomas and Friends): (laughing)
 * Firewater (Sausage Party) That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard!
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): You can’t go to infinity, dummy. It’s impossible.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): He’s up here talkin’ about infinity.
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends): He’ll go beyond infinity.
 * Firewater (Sausage Party): You don’t know nothing about science.

Theatrical Trailer 1

 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Everyone, Bonnie made a friend in class!
 * Annie (The Forgotten Toys)/Dolly: Oh she's already making friends.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: No, no she literally made a new friend. I want you to meet...Forky!
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: H-h-h-hi?
 * Penfold (Danger Mouse)/Mr. Potato Head: Hello!
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppet Show)/Slinky Dog: Hi!
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Aaaaahh!
 * Count Duckula/Mr. Pricklepants: He's a spork!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Yes, yeah, I know.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Forky is the most important toy to Bonnie right now. We all have to make sure nothing happens to him.
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Woody! We have a situation.
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: I am not a toy. I was made for soup, salad, maybe chili, and then the trash! Freedom!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Buzz! We've gotta get Forky!
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Affirmative!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Aaahh! Ohh...owww....
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Why am I alive?
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: You're Bonnie's toy. You are going to help create happy memories that will last for the rest of her life!
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Huh? Wha?
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Ohh! Gah! Ahh! I! Uhhh! Ugh.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Bo? Forky, come on! Bo?
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Bo?
 * Miss Simian (The Amazing World of Gumball)/Gabby Gabby: Hi there! My name is Gabby Gabby.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: We can't stay.
 * Miss Simian (The Amazing World of Gumball)/Gabby Gabby: Haha, yes you can. Boys?
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Aaahhh!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Woody, behind you!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Bo! What are you doing here?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: No time to explain. Come with me.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: We need to get back to our kid.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Aww, Sheriff Woody, always comin' to the rescue.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Bonnie needs Forky.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Woody, who needs a kid's room when you can have all of this...?
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Wow.
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Woody, aren't we goin' to Bonnie?
 * Fern Arable (Charlotte's Web (1973))/Jessie: We have to find them.
 * Beverly Badgesicle (Viva Pianta)/Trixie: What do we do, Buzz?
 * Hudson Horstachio (Viva Pianta)/Rex: What would Woody do?
 * Huxley Pig/Hamm: Jump out of a moving vehicle.
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Let's go!
 * Huxley Pig/Hamm: Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: You know, you've handled this lost toy life better than I could.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Open your eyes Woody. There's plenty of kids out there. Sometimes change can be good.
 * Orinoco/Woody (The Wombles): You can't teach this old toy new tricks.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: You'd be surprised.
 * Orinoco/Woody: Bonnie?! We're going home, Forky!
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Bonnie, I'm comin'!
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: On my way Woody! To infinity...and beyond!
 * Firewater (Sausage Party)/Ducky: Aaahhh!
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends)/Bunny: Whoa, whoa!
 * Chief Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)/Duke Caboom: Kaboom!
 * Miss Simian (The Amazing World of Gumball)/Gabby Gabby: Don't let Woody leave!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Kids lose their toys every day.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: I was made to help a child. I don't remember it being this hard.
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Woody? Somebody's whispering in your ear... Everything's gonna be ok.

Theatrical Trailer 2

 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Woody, Why am I alive?
 * Count Duckula/Mr. Pricklepants: (Gasps)
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: You are a toy. You belong to Bonnie. These are your friends. I want you to meet...Forky!
 * Penfold (Danger Mouse)/Mr. Potato Head: Hello!
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppet Show)/Slinky Dog: Hi!
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Aaaaahh!
 * Beverly Badgesicle (Viva Pianta)/Trixie Woody, I have a question... ummm...well actually not just one, I have ALL the questions.
 * H.H. Junketbury (The Talking Parcel)/Bonnie's Dad: Who wants to gon a road trip?
 * Sophie (The BFG)/Bonnie: Me!
 * Teddy (The Forgotten Toys)/Buttercup: Vacation!
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: You need help with that?
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: No no, I got it. I know this is a little strange, but we all have to make sure nothing happens to Forky.
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Woody!
 * Huxley Pig/Hamm: Uhh, something happened to him.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Buzz! We've gotta get Forky!
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Roger that!
 * Hudson Horstachio (Viva Pianta)/Rex: The panic is attacking me!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Change of plans. Jessie, Hamm, Buzz, Bo, Rex, Potato Heads.
 * Penfold (Danger Mouse)/Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Watch it buddy!
 * Francine Frensky (Arthur)/Mrs. Potato Head: What do we do?!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Let's go save a spork!
 * Annie (The Forgotten Toys)/Dolly: Do I need to be worried?
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: My guys are veterans, they'll hang in there.
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: On my way Woody!
 * Annie (The Forgotten Toys)/Dolly: (Laughing)
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Ooof!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Oooh!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: I know the perfect toy to help.
 * Chief Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)/Duke Caboom: Duke Caboom, Canada's greatest stuntman. Huh! Oh yeah!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Huh?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: He's posing. Duke, we need to...
 * Chief Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)/Duke Caboom: Hold on, one more! Ooooh yeah!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Hold on!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Huh? WHOA!
 * Rolly (The Fruitties)/Forky: Woody will save me... I've know that guy my whole life... two days.
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Aaahh!
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends)/Bunny: Is that how we look on the inside?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party)/Ducky: There's so much f-f-f-fluff!
 * Sophie (The BFG)/Bonnie: We have to find him, Mom!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: Bonnie needs Forky.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Aww, Sheriff Woody, always comin' to the rescue. That's gonna be quite a jump for you and Duke.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: For me?
 * Chief Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)/Duke Caboom: Let's Caboom!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: Go!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles)/Woody: WHOA!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Bo Peep: That's where Forky is being kept.
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: How do we get that key?
 * BoCo (Thomas and Friends)/Bunny: What about the ole' push rush?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party)/Ducky: There ya go.
 * Granny (Looney Tunes)/Margaret the Store Owner: Ooohh! Where did you two come from...?
 * Firewater (Sausage Party)/Ducky and BoCo (Thomas and Friends)/Bunny: The keys! Give them up now, where are they? The keys! Give us the key!
 * Paddington Bear/Buzz Lightyear: Well, we're not doing that.