Orinoco Hood part 2 - "Oo-De-Lally"/Lots-O'Huggin Bear


 * Count Duckula: "Orinoco Hood and Berk walkin' through the forest, Laughin' back and forth at what the other'n has to say. Reminiscin' this and that and havin' such a good time, o-de-lally, oo-de-lally golly, what a day. Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water, they were drinkin' They just guzzled it downNever dreamin' that a schemin' Stiletto and his hunters were a-watchin' them and gatherin' around Orinoco Hood and Berk runnin' through the forest, jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees and tryin' to get away. Contemplatin' nothin' but escapin' and finally makin' it Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally golly, what a day. Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally golly, what a day."
 * Berk: You know something, Orinoco? You're taking too many chances.
 * Orinoco: Chances? You must be joking. That was just a bit of a lark, Berk.
 * Berk: Yeah? Take a look at your hat. That's not a candle on a cake.
 * Orinoco: Hello. This one almost had my name on it, didn't it? (sighing) They're getting better, you know. You've got to admit it. They are getting better.
 * Berk: Huh, yeah. The next time that Amos Slade'll probably have a rope around our necks. (gagging) Pretty hard to laugh hangin' there, Orinoco.
 * Orinoco: Ha! Stiletto and his hunters couldn't lift you off the ground. En garde!
 * Berk: Hey, watch it, Orinoco. That's the only hat I've got.
 * Orinoco: Oh, come along. You worry too much, old boy.
 * Berk: You know something, Orinoco? I was just wonderin'. Are we good guys or bad guys? You know. I mean, uh, our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.
 * Orinoco: "Rob"? (clicking tongue) That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just... sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.
 * Berk: Borrow? Huh. Boy, are we in debt.
 * (trumpet plays)
 * Orinoco: Ho-ho-ho! (laughs) That sounds like another collection day for the poor. Eh, Berky boy?
 * Berk: Yeah. Sweet charity.
 * (up-tempo music)
 * Lots-O'-Huggin-Bear: Taxes! (laughs) Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: Lotso, you have an absolute skill for encouraging contributions from the poor. (chuckles)
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: To coin a phrase, my dear counselor, rob the poor to feed the rich. - [snickering] Am I right? - [laughing] Tell me, what is the next stop, Goosewing?
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: Uh, let me see. Uh, I... Oh! Yes. The next stop is Nottingham, Lotso.
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: Oh! The richest plum of them all. Notting... [chuckles]... ham.
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: A perfect fit, Lotso. Most becoming. You look regal, dignified, sincere, masterful, noble, chival...
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: Uh, uh, don't... don't overdo it, Goosewing. There. That, I believe, does it. This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. (chuckles) Power. Hmm.
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: And how well King Paddington's crown sits on your noble brow.
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: Doesn't it? Uh, King Paddington? Look, I've told you never to mention my brother's name!
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: (stuttering) A mere slip of the forked tongue, Lotso. We're in this plot together, if you don't mind my saying so. And remember, it was your idea I hypnotized him and...
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: I know. And sent him off on that crazy crusade. (both laughing)
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother.
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: (sobbing) Yes! Mother. Mother always did like Richard best.
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: Minister Lotso, please don't do that. If you don't mind my saying so, you see, you have a very loud thumb. Hypnotism could rid you of your psychosis... ...so... ...easily.
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: (gasps) No! None of that! None of that.
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: Well, I was only trying to help.
 * Lots-O'-Huggin Bear: (snickers) I wonder. Silly serpent.
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: "Silly Serpant?"
 * Lots-O'Huggin Bear: Now look here. One more hiss out of you... (stammering) Snoops, and you are walking to Nottingham.
 * Dr. Von Goosewing: I don't walk. I slither. Hmph. So there.