DucktheGWREngineFan9's Take Along Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin) Remake.

Characters

 * Percy
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Green Branch Line Coaches
 * Blue and White Express Coach
 * Purple and White Express Coach
 * Thomas
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Henry
 * Green and Yellow Express Coaches
 * Red and White Express Coaches
 * Red Express Coaches
 * Tan Express Coaches
 * Green Express Coaches

Transcript

 * Percy: Do you know what?
 * Narrator: Asked Percy.
 * Gordon: What?
 * Narrator: Grunted Gordon.
 * Percy: Do you know what?
 * Gordon: Silly!
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
 * Percy: Sir Topham Hatt says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger engine to help me.
 * James: Rubbish!
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * James: Any engine could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
 * Narrator: Percy went off to get some coaches. (Percy heads and collects two green branch line coaches and puffs around the yard)
 * Percy: That stupid old signal.
 * Narrator: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
 * Percy: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little engine and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
 * Narrator: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. (Percy collects a green Express coach, blue and white Express coach, and a purple and white Express coach, and takes them to Knapford station) He brought some coaches to the station.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You look tired.
 * Percy: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You look the right way up to me.
 * Narrator: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up. The new engine is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Thomas and Toby will help too.
 * Percy: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir. (leaves, whistling cheerfully)
 * Narrator: The new engine arrived. (Duck arrives, whistling excitedly)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's your name?
 * Narrator: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Duck: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Duck. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Duck better than Montague.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck it shall be. Here, Percy, show Duck around.
 * Narrator: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy. (Percy and Duck set off to work, passing Thomas, hauling his two coaches, Annie and Clarabel. Duck shunts three tan branch line coaches into Knapford station alongside James, Gordon, and Henry) James, Gordon and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
 * Henry: He seems a simple sort of engine.
 * James: We'll have some fun and order him about.
 * Henry, Gordon, James: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Wheesh! (puff past Duck while hauling some Express and branchline coaches and freight cars and blow smoke at Duck, who yelps in fear)
 * Narrator: Smoke billowed everywhere. Percy was cross, but Duck took no notice. (Percy arrives crossly to meet a surprised Duck)
 * Duck: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Percy?
 * Percy: Yes they do.
 * Narrator: Answered Percy.
 * Duck: Right.
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
 * Narrator: He whispered something.
 * Duck: We'll do it later. (Percy and Duck flee)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
 * Henry, Gordon and James: Wheesh! (snorting)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother! (as Gordon, Henry, and James arrive at Tidmouth sheds to meet Duck and Percy)
 * Narrator: He said and hurried to the yard. Duck and Percy calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the engines in. Gordon, James and Henry were furious.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (in The Thing Upstairs's Voice from The Trap Door) Stop that noise!
 * Narrator: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: They won't let us in!
 * Narrator: Hissed Gordon.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, explain this behavior.
 * Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western engine. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Percy and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, engines that we only take orders from you. (Engines whistling)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (in Dr. Robotnik's Voice from Sonic the Hedgehog, punches the engines) SILENCE!
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
 * Narrator: Gordon, Henry and James sniggered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: As for you.
 * Narrator: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Duck is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
 * Narrator: After Percy went away, Duck was left to manage alone. He did so...easily! (after Percy leaves, Duck follows with eleven freight cars and a caboose)