Alex (Megamind) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * (TheCartoonMan6107 Productions Logo shows up)
 * Alex as Narrator: I had a fairly standard childhood...
 * Ed, Edd n Eddy Characters: (screaming)
 * Alex the Lion: Hurry, there isn't much time!
 * Alex as Narrator: With parents who couldn't wait to get me out of the house.
 * Alex the Lion: You are destined for greatness.
 * (Patrick Star petting Diego): That was a lot of expectation to place on an eight-day-old.
 * Alex as Narrator: Turns out another family in the Glaupunkt quadrant had a very similar idea. That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two Shoes...
 * Patrick Star: (Blows raspberry)
 * Alex as Narrator: And our glorious rivalry was born!
 * Tagline: From the mind behind: Bolt (Shrek)
 * Alex the Lion: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. You've fallen right into my trap.
 * Patrick Star: You can't trap justice.
 * Alex as Narrator: He would win some. I would almost win others. He took the name Patrick Star. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Alex! Incredibly handsome master of all villainy!
 * Alex the Lion: Whoo!
 * Narrator: This november...
 * Patrick Star: All right, put your hands in the air! Yeah, Metro City!
 * Gru: I love you, Patrick Star!
 * Patrick Star: And I love you, random citizen!
 * Narrator: The battle between good and evil...
 * Alex the Lion: (Laughing)
 * Patrick Star: Alex the Lion!
 * Narrator: Will blow your mind.
 * Alex the Lion: This will be the last you ever hear of Yin! Huh?
 * Patrick Star: Don't panic, Gia!
 * Gia the Jaguar: I'm not panicking.
 * Patrick Star: I'm on my way.
 * Alex the Lion: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
 * Narrator: Alex...
 * (Alex dancing)
 * Narrator: Gia...
 * Gia the Jaguar: Wow. That was really exciting.
 * Narrator: Dave...
 * Dave: I've been watching you like a dingo watches a lion baby.
 * Gia the Jaguar: Oh.
 * Narrator: And Patrick Star.
 * Patrick Star: That's right.
 * Gia the Jaguar: Your plans never work. You're so predictable.
 * Alex the Lion: You call this predictable?
 * Gia the Jaguar: Alligators, yes. I was thinking about it on the way over.
 * Alex the Lion: Boom! In your face!
 * Gia the Jaguar: Juvenile.
 * Alex the Lion: So scary!
 * Gia the Jaguar: Seen it.
 * Alex the Lion: This thing, behind...
 * Gia the Jaguar: Tacky.
 * Alex the Lion: What's this one do?
 * Gia the Jaguar: Garish.
 * Alex the Lion: (Sighs)
 * Gia the Jaguar: The spider's new.
 * Alex the Lion: Spider? Uh... Yes! The Spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from arachnus deathicus.
 * Gia the Jaguar (Alex's voice): will instantly paralyze...
 * Alex the Lion: Ow!
 * Wander (Alex's voice): Get it off!
 * Narrator: TheCartoonMan6107' Alex (Megamind). In 3D.
 * (20th Century Meyers logo appear at the end)
 * Tagline: November 5th