DucktheGWREngineFan9's Take Along Pop Goes The Diesel (Ringo Starr-US) Remake.

Characters

 * Duck
 * Yellow and Red Express Coach
 * White and Red Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Devious Diesel
 * Angry Devious Diesel (Thomas to the Rescue)
 * Happy Devious Diesel
 * Breakdown Train

Transcript

 * Narrator: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. (as Duck is being turned round, he collects three coaches, like a red and yellow Express coach, a red and white Express coach, and a red Express coach, and heads along the line) The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. (as Duck shunts eight freight cars and a caboose together, he puffs along past an angry Henry, Gordon, and James, hauling eleven freight cars, and a caboose) But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
 * Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
 * Narrator: Duck told them.
 * Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
 * Henry, Gordon and James: (all angry) Don't we know it!
 * Narrator: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. (a new visitor named Devious Diesel arrives) Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
 * Diesel: Good morning.
 * Narrator: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
 * Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines. (Duck sets off with Diesel following him)
 * Narrator: The silly engines were flattered.
 * Engines: He has very good manners.
 * Narrator: They murmured.
 * Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard. (Casey, Johnny, Toots, and Tillie are not impressed)
 * Narrator: Duck had his doubts.
 * Duck: Come on!
 * Narrator: He said. Diesel purred after him. (Duck and Diesel arrive at the yard and stop)
 * Diesel: Your worth Top...
 * Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
 * Narrator: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
 * Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
 * Duck: Oh!
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
 * Narrator: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. (as Duck hurries to collect Gordon's five coaches like a green and yellow coach in the front, a tan coach in the first middle, a red and white coach in the second middle, a green coach in the third middle, and a red coach, for his Wil Nor Wester express train, Diesel hurries to the yard to collect nine empty freight cars like two vans, a fuel car, a flatcar, and five empty cars) When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move. (Diesel has difficulty, trying to pull the cars out of a siding, until he snaps a coupling before Diesel rolls forward)
 * Diesel: (angry) Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
 * Cars: Oh! Oh!
 * Narrator: The cars groaned.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * Narrator: Duck watched with interest. (Duck covers his mouth with his hand) Diesel lost patience.
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrr!
 * Narrator: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
 * Cars: Ohhh! Ohhh!
 * Narrator: They screamed.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * Narrator: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrrr!
 * Duck: (laughs) Ha, ha, ha!
 * Narrator: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars. (Duck collects some other freight cars and flees)
 * Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
 * Diesel: (angry) Don't you want this lot?
 * Duck: No thank you.
 * Narrator: Diesel gulped.
 * Diesel: (angry) And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
 * Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrrr! (Diesel collects the Breakdown Train, but hates the freight cars laughing and singing at him, then departs)
 * Narrator: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
 * Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrr!
 * Narrator: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed. (Diesel scuttles away with the Breakdown Train to sulk in the shed)