The Wizard of Oz (DisneyBBC Style)

DisneyBBC's Movie-Spoof of "The Wizard of Oz"

Cast

 * Dorothy Gale - Emily (Thomas & Friends)
 * Toto - Ted (The Lorax)
 * Hunk - Thomas (Thomas & Friends)
 * Hickory - Edward (Thomas & Friends)
 * Zeke - Harold (Thomas & Friends)
 * Glinda - Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony)
 * Scarecrow - Woody (Toy Story)
 * Tin Man - The Lorax (The Lorax)
 * Cowardly Lion - Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron)

Quotes
[a bubble appears in the sky and gets closer and closer. It finally lands, then turns into Rainbow Dash the Good Witch wearing a spectacular white dress and crown, holding a wand]
 * Emily: [has just arrived in Oz, looking around and awed at the beauty and splendor] Ted, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
 * Emily: [after a pause] We must be over the rainbow!
 * Emily: [to Ted] Now I... I know we're not in Kansas!


 * Rainbow Dash: Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
 * Emily: I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh. Well, is that the witch?
 * Emily: Who, Ted? Ted's my human friend!


 * Emily: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
 * The Lorax: Mm, we might.
 * Woody: Animals that eat... s-traw?
 * The Lorax: Some, but mostly lions, and tigers, and bears.
 * Emily: Lions?
 * Woody: And tigers?
 * The Lorax: And bears.

[sobs] [sobs loud]
 * Emily: My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!
 * Sheen: [crying] You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself.
 * Sheen: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
 * The Lorax: Why don't you try counting sheep?
 * Sheen: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of 'em.
 * Woody: Aw, that's too bad.


 * Emily: Oh, will you help me? Can you help me?
 * Rainbow Dash: You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.
 * Emily: I have?
 * Woody: Then why didn't you tell her before?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.
 * The Lorax: What have you learned, Emily?
 * Emily: Well, I -- I think that it -- that it wasn't enough just to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em -- and it's that -- if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with!  Is that right?
 * Rainbow Dash: That's all it is!
 * Woody: But that's so easy! I should have thought of it for you.
 * The Lorax: I should have felt it in my heart.
 * Rainbow Dash: No. She had to find it out for herself. Now, those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds!