DucktheGWREngineFan9's Full Take Along Thomas and Friends Movie Remake

Thomas Gets Tricked (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Thomas
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Henry
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * James
 * Red Express Coach
 * Caboose
 * Gordon
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Freight Cars
 * Scared Gordon (Gordon Takes A Tumble)

Edward and Gordon (Ringo Starr-UK)

 * Edward
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Thomas
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Troublesome Truck
 * Breakdown Train Flatcar
 * Green Car with Orange Barrel
 * Blue Car with Yellow Crate
 * Toad

Percy and the Carnival (Michael Brandon)

 * Casey Jr
 * Casey's Yellow Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Tillie
 * Toots
 * Johnny
 * Ackley Attack 4427
 * Cabooses
 * Brown and White Coach
 * Edward
 * James
 * Percy
 * Surprised Percy (Percy Takes The Plunge)
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Toby
 * Emily
 * Thomas
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Green Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Henrietta
 * Victoria
 * Elsie

Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)

 * Henry
 * James
 * Two Green Branch Line Coaches
 * Edward
 * Foolish Freight Cars
 * Caboose
 * Thomas
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach

Come Out, Henry! (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Red Branch Line Coaches
 * Henry
 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * James
 * Green Branch Line Coaches
 * Gordon
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coach
 * Caboose
 * Edward
 * Green Branch Line Coaches
 * Thomas
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)

Henry to the Rescue (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Johnny
 * Mail Car
 * Caboose
 * Gordon
 * Scared Gordon (Gordon Takes A Tumble)
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Tan Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Green Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Edward

Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)

 * Percy
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Green Branch Line Coaches
 * Blue and White Express Coach
 * Purple and White Express Coach
 * Thomas
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Henry
 * Green and Yellow Express Coaches
 * Red and White Express Coaches
 * Red Express Coaches
 * Tan Express Coaches
 * Green Express Coaches

Gordon Takes a Dip (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Gordon
 * Scared Gordon (Gordon Takes A Tumble)
 * Henry
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Percy
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Edward
 * James

James in a Mess (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Toby
 * Henrietta
 * Victoria
 * Elsie
 * James
 * Scared James (James Goes Buzz Buzz)
 * Frightened James (James and the Trouble with Trees)
 * Tan Branch Line Coaches
 * Foolish Freight Cars
 * Caboose
 * Thomas
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Tar Wagons
 * Breakdown Train

Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)

 * Thomas
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Percy
 * Surprised Percy (Percy Takes The Plunge)
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * James
 * Scared James (James Goes Buzz Buzz)
 * Frightened James (James and the Trouble with Trees)
 * Gordon
 * Scared Gordon (Gordon Takes A Tumble)
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Henry
 * Duck
 * Foolish Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Ackley Attack 4427
 * Brown and White Coach
 * Caboose

Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon)

 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Blue Coach
 * Casey Jr's Orange Baggage Car
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * Tillie
 * Tillie's Birthday Train Cars
 * Montana
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach 1
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Tan Express Coach
 * Green Express Coach
 * Tootle
 * Tootle's Train Wagons
 * Katy Caboose
 * Melissa
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Greendale Rocket
 * Greendale Rocket's Green Coach
 * Greendale Rocket's Red Mail Car
 * Thomas
 * Emily
 * Bulgy
 * Emma
 * James
 * Silver Fish
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach 2
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach 3
 * Johnny
 * Johnny's Mail Car
 * Johnny's Flatcar
 * Johnny's Caboose
 * Toots
 * A Light Red Coach
 * A Green Coach
 * Two Dark Red Coaches
 * Trevor
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coaches

Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis-US)

 * Thomas
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Emily
 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Blue Coach
 * Casey Jr's Orange Baggage Car
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * Edward
 * Foolish Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Percy
 * Toots
 * A Light Red Coach
 * A Green Coach
 * Two Dark Red Coaches
 * Oliver
 * Toad
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coaches
 * Johnny
 * Johnny's Mailcar
 * Johnny's Flatcar
 * Johnny's Acorn Car
 * Johnny's Caboose
 * Tillie
 * Tillie's Birthday Train Cars

Double Trouble (Season 2) (George Carlin)

 * Thomas
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Percy
 * Surprised Percy (Percy Takes The Plunge)
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Toby
 * Henrietta
 * Victoria
 * Elsie
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Tillie

Pop Goes the Diesel (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Duck
 * Yellow and Red Express Coach
 * White and Red Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Devious Diesel
 * Angry Devious Diesel (Thomas to the Rescue)
 * Breakdown Train

Diesel's Devious Deeds (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Duck
 * Yellow and Red Express Coach
 * White and Red Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Devious Diesel
 * Angry Devious Diesel (Thomas to the Rescue)
 * Casey Jr
 * Johnny
 * Tillie
 * Toots
 * Montana
 * Tracy
 * Tootle

A Close Shave for Duck (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Duck
 * Edward
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * Ackley Attack 4427
 * Toots
 * Johnny
 * Frightened James (James and the Trouble with Trees)
 * Scared James (James Goes Buzz Buzz)
 * James
 * Green and Yellow Branchline Coach
 * Four Red Branchline Coaches
 * Casey Jr
 * Tillie
 * Thomas
 * Breakdown Train
 * Percy
 * Gordon
 * Henry

Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)

 * Bertie
 * Edward
 * A Light Red Coach
 * A Green Coaches
 * Two Dark Red Coaches
 * A Tan Coach
 * Henry
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach 1
 * Red and White Express Coach 1
 * Red Express Coach 1
 * James
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach 2
 * Two Dark Red Coaches
 * Two Light Red Coaches
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach 3
 * Tan Express Coach 1
 * Red and White Express Coach 2
 * Green Express Coach 1
 * Red Express Coach 2
 * Boco
 * Duck
 * Bill
 * Ben
 * Cabooses
 * Troublesome Trucks

Percy's Ghostly Trick (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Thomas
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Percy
 * Surprised Percy (Percy Takes The Plunge)
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Toby
 * Henrietta
 * Victoria
 * Elsie
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses

A New Friend for Thomas (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Trevor
 * Edward
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Breakdown Train
 * Cabooses
 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Blue Coach
 * Casey Jr's Orange Baggage Car
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * Tillie
 * Tillie's Birthday Train Cars
 * Montana
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Green Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Tootle
 * Katy Caboose
 * Johnny
 * Johnny's Mail Car
 * Johnny's Acorn Car
 * Johnny's Flatcar
 * Johnny's Caboose
 * Tracy
 * Tracy's Car
 * Tracy's Caboose
 * Toots
 * Annie
 * Clarabel

No Joke for James (George Carlin)

 * James
 * Coaches
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Tan Coaches
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Breakdown Trains
 * Percy
 * Thomas
 * Gordon
 * Green Express Coach
 * Light Red Coach
 * Tan Express Coach
 * Brown and White Coach
 * Caboose
 * Tootle
 * Katy Caboose

The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Baldwin)

 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Blue Coach
 * Casey Jr's Orange Baggage Car
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * Silver Fish
 * Greendale Rocket
 * Greendale Rocket's Green Coach
 * Greendale Rocket's Red Mailcar
 * Melissa
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Emma
 * Percy
 * Duck
 * Thomas
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Tan Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Green Express Coach
 * Blue and White Express Coach
 * Purple and White Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Henry
 * Gordon
 * Devious Diesel
 * Angry Devious Diesel (Thomas to the Rescue)

Molly's Special Special (Michael Brandon)

 * Thomas
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Molly
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Toots
 * Emily
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coaches
 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Red Coach
 * Tillie
 * Johnny
 * Gordon
 * Percy
 * Surprised Percy (Percy Takes The Plunge)
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach
 * Henry

Emily's New Route (Michael Brandon)

 * Thomas
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Tillie
 * Tillie's Birthday Train Cars
 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Blue Coach
 * Casey Jr's Orange Baggage Car
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * Emily
 * Angry Emily (Emily's Adventure)
 * James
 * Red Branchline Coaches
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coaches

A Big Day for Thomas (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Thomas
 * Tired Thomas (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * James
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Red Express Coaches
 * Toots
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Breakdown Train
 * Sir Topham Hatt
 * Tootle
 * Katy Caboose
 * Montana
 * Tracy
 * Caboose
 * Green Branchline Coaches
 * Tan Branchline Coaches
 * Red Branchline Coaches
 * Red and Yellow Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach

Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)

 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Red Coach
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Tillie
 * Percy
 * Surprised Percy (Percy Takes The Plunge)
 * Tired Percy (Talking Thomas and Percy Hard At Work)
 * James
 * Duck
 * Alice
 * Mirabel
 * Slip Coaches
 * Greendale Rocket
 * Jason
 * Montana
 * Ivor

Emily's Adventures (Michael Brandon)

 * Casey Jr
 * Casey Jr's Yellow Coach
 * Casey Jr's Blue Coach
 * Casey Jr's Orange Baggage Car
 * Casey Jr's Green Coach
 * Casey Jr's Red Caboose
 * Tillie
 * Tillie's Birthday Train Cars
 * Emily
 * Angry Emily (Emily's Adventure)
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coaches
 * Freight Cars
 * Cabooses
 * Trevor
 * Elizabeth
 * Thomas
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Toots
 * Johnny
 * Breakdown Train

Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin)

 * Gordon
 * Scared Gordon (Gordon Takes A Tumble)
 * Thomas
 * James
 * Henry
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Percy
 * Edward
 * Green and Yellow Coach
 * Red Express Coaches
 * Emily's Green and Yellow Coach
 * Green Branchline Coaches

Thomas Gets Tricked (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: (Thomas is shown on the rails) Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station of the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome. (Thomas pulls in a green and yellow Express coach into Knapford station, passing Henry, a red Express coach, and a caboose) He's a fussy little engine too. Always pulling coaches about ready for the big engines can take on long journeys. (Henry pulls out of the station, hauling his red Express coach and a caboose) And when trains come in, (Thomas pulls in with the green and yellow Express coach and a red and white Express coach) he pulls the empty coaches away so that the big engines can go on rest. Thomas thinks no engine works has hard as he does. (Henry goes by, hauling the green and yellow Express coach and red and white Express coach, and as James goes by, hauling a boxcar, Thomas shunts a freight car when he goes by) He loves playing tricks on them, including Gordon the biggest and proudest engine of all. (Gordon is shown) Thomas likes to tease Gordon with his whistle. (Thomas blows his whistle, scaring Gordon, who jumps while scared)
 * Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Why don't you work hard like me? (puffs away)
 * Narrator: (Gordon puffs by, hauling the green and yellow Express coach) One day, after pulling the big express, Gordon had arrived back on the sidings very tired. (Thomas shunts some freight cars and a caboose alongside Gordon) He was just going to sleep when Thomas came up in his cheeky way.
 * Thomas: Wake up, lazybones. Do some hard work for a change. You can't catch me! (flees)
 * Narrator: And off Thomas ran laughing. Instead of going to sleep again, Gordon thought how he can back at Thomas. (Thomas, feeling drunk, is drooling, and is not awakening) One morning, Thomas wouldn't wake up. His driver and fireman couldn't make him start. His fire went out and there was not enough steam. (at Knapford station, with Gordon is waiting, the two coaches, like the green and yellow Express coach coupled in front of the red Express coach coupled up behind, the people are waiting) It was nearly time for the express. People are waiting, but the coaches weren't ready. At last, Thomas started. (Thomas shuts his eyes and yawns while tired and puffs out of the shed)
 * Thomas: Oh dear, oh dear!
 * Narrator: He yawned. He fussed into the station where Gordon was waiting. (Thomas couples up to the red Express coach and the green and yellow Express coach)
 * Gordon: Hurry up, you!
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Thomas: Hurry yourself.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas. Gordon the proud engine began making his plan to teach Thomas a lesson for teasing him. (Thomas pulls the two Express coaches into Knapford station) Almost before the coaches had stopped moving, Gordon reversed quickly and was coupled to the train. (Gordon reverses and couples up to the green and yellow Express coach coupled up in front, and the red Express coach coupled up in the middle, and with Thomas coupled up behind)
 * Gordon: Get in quickly, please!
 * Narrator: He whistled. (Gordon whistles and starts off, dragging his green and yellow Express coach, his red Express coach, and a surprised Thomas with him) Thomas usually pushed behind the big trains to help them start, but he was always uncoupled first. This time, Gordon start so quickly they forgot to uncouple Thomas. Gordon's chance had come.
 * Gordon: Come on, come on! (rattles along the main line)
 * Narrator: Puffed Gordon to the coaches. The train went faster and faster. Too fast for Thomas, he wanted to stop, but he couldn't. (Gordon speeds through a tunnel)
 * Thomas: (surprised) Peep peep! Stop, stop!
 * Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * Narrator: Laughed Gordon.
 * Coaches: You can't get away, you can't get away!
 * Narrator: Laughed the coaches. (Thomas is tired and out of breath) Poor Thomas was going faster than he had ever gone before. (Gordon goes over a viaduct with two Express coaches and a tired Thomas) He was out of breath and his wheels hurt him, but he had to go on.
 * Thomas: I shall never be the same again.
 * Narrator: He thought sadly.
 * Thomas: My wheels will be quite worn out.
 * (Gordon continues to speed ahead)
 * Narrator: At last, they stopped at the station. (Gordon arrives at Wellsworth station and stops) Thomas was uncoupled and he felt very silly and exhausted. (a tired Thomas, now uncoupled, goes onto a turntable) Next he went on to the turntable thinking of everyone laughing at him.
 * (Thomas, still tired, is on the turntable as it turns around)
 * Narrator: And then he ran on to a siding out of the way. (a tired Thomas puffs onto a siding to get out of the way)
 * Gordon: Well, little Thomas.
 * Narrator: Chuckled Gordon.
 * Gordon: Now you know what hard work means, don't you?
 * Narrator: Poor Thomas couldn't answer. He had no breath. He just puffed slowly away to rest and had a long long drink. (a tired Thomas puffs slowly away to rest and takes a long, long drink at a water tower)
 * Thomas: (puffs slowly home while tired) Maybe I don't have to tease Gordon to feel important.
 * Narrator: Thomas thought to himself. And he puffed slowly home.

Edward and Gordon (Ringo Starr-UK)

 * Narrator: One day, Edward was in the shed where he live with the other engines. They were all bigger than Edward and boasted about it.
 * Gordon: The driver won't choose you again.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: He wants strong engines like us.
 * Narrator: But the driver and fireman felt sorry for Edward.
 * Driver: Would you like to come out today?
 * Edward: Oh yes, please.
 * Narrator: Said Edward. So they lit his fire, made lots of steam and Edward puff away. (Edward puffs away) The other engines were very cross of being left behind. (Edward puffs by, hauling Annie and Clarabel) Edward worked hard all day. The coaches thought he was very kind and the driver was very pleased.
 * Edward: I'm going out again tomorrow.
 * Narartor: Edward told the other engines that night.
 * Edward: What do you think at that?
 * Narrator: But he didn't hear what they thought, for he was so tired and happy that he fell asleep at once. Next morning, Edward woke up to find nothing had change. Gordon was still boasting.
 * Gordon: You watch me, little Edward, as I rush through with the express. That will be a splendid sight for you. Goodbye, little Edward. Look out for me this afternoon. (Gordon puffs away)
 * Narrator: Edward went off to do some shunting. (Edward goes off to do some shunting) Edward liked shunting. (a freight car is bumped) It was fun playing with trucks. He would come out quietly and gave them a push. (Edward shunts a lot of freight cars together) Then he would stop, and the silly trucks will go bump into the each other.
 * Cars: Oh!
 * Narrator: They cried.
 * Cars: Whatever is happening?
 * Narrator: Edward played till there were no more freight cars. (Edawrd keeps shunting, and when finishing shunting the freight cars, he stops torest) Then he stopped to rest. Presently, he heard a whistle. Gordon was very cross. Instead of pulling shiny new coaches, he was pulling a lot of dirty trucks. (Gordon goes by, hauling a troublesome truck, a breakdown train flatcar, a green car with orange barrel, a blue car with yellow crate, and Toad)
 * Gordon: A goods train, a goods train, a goods train!
 * Narrator: He grumbled.
 * Gordon: The shame of it, the shame of it, oh, the shame of it!
 * Narrator: Edward laughed and went to find some more freight cars. (Edward laughs and runs off to find more freight cars) Then, there was trouble.
 * Porter: Gordon can't get up the hill.
 * Narrator: The porter called to Edward's Driver.
 * Porter: Will you take Edward and push him please? (Edward goes off to find Gordon and his freight train)
 * Ringo Starr: They found Gordon halfway up, and very cross. His driver and fireman were talking to him severely. (Gordon is stuck at the top)
 * Driver: You're not trying.
 * Gordon: I can't do it!
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: The noisy trucks hold an engine back so!
 * Narrator: Edward's driver came up.
 * Driver: We've come to push.
 * Gordon: No use at all!
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Driver: You wait and see.
 * Narrator: Replied Edward's driver. They brought the train back to the bottom of the hill. (Gordon brings the train back to the bottom of the hill, and when he stops, Edward puffs up and buffers up behind)
 * Edward: I'm ready.
 * Narrator: Said Edward. (the train sets off up the hill)
 * Gordon: No good.
 * Narrator: Grumbled Gordon. They pulled and pushed as hard as they could.
 * Gordon: I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
 * Narrator: Puffed Gordon.
 * Edward: I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!
 * Narrator: Puffed Edward. Edward pushed and puffed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could. And almost before he realized it, Gordon found himself at the top of the hill.
 * Gordon: I've done it, I've done it, I've done it! (makes up to the top of the hill and thunders down the other side)
 * Narrator: He said proudly. He forgot all about Edward and didn't wait to say 'Thank you.' Edward was left out of breath and far behind. (Edward, left out of breath and far behind, puffs into the next station to have a nice long drink) He ran onto the next station, and there, he found that the driver and fireman were very pleased with him. The fireman gave him a nice long drink and the driver said...
 * Driver: I'll get out my paint tomorrow, and give you your beautiful coat of blue with red stripes, then you'll be the smartest engine in the shed.

Percy and the Carnival (Michael Brandon)

 * Narrator: Percy and The Carnival. It was a beautiful morning on the Island of Sodor. (the scene opens with Toots going by, hauling seven boxcars and a caboose, and passing Casey Jr puffing past and pulling his yellow coach, a red coach, and a coal car with Tillie pushing from behind) All the engines were very excited. It was the day of Sir Topham Hatt's carnival. (Johnny, hauling a mail car and a caboose, passes Sonic hauling a brown and white coach and a red caboose) Children would be coming from far and wide. There was to be a special visit from the Chinese Dragon. Percy was delighted. He thought the Chinese Dragon was the most exciting thing of all. Sir Topham Hatt arrived at Tidmouth. He had come to give the engines their jobs. Edward wants to pull the carousel, Henry the roller coaster, Gordon the carnival people, Toby the bumper cars, James and Emily were to pull the ferris wheel.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And Thomas...
 * Narrator: Boomed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: ...you want to collect the fireworks and the Chinese Dragon.
 * Percy: What's my job, sir?
 * Narrator: Asked Percy hopefully.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You want to collect coal from the coaling plant. You must fill all the hoppers at the stations.
 * Narrator: Ordered Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: A railway can't run without coal.
 * Narrator: He added.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: This is a very important job.
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt left and all the engines were excited. All except Percy.
 * Percy: Coal?
 * Narrator: He sighed. And he watched his friends leave for their exciting jobs. Percy felt very left out. (as his friends leave, Percy goes along to the coaling plant and couples to eight coal cars and a caboose) Percy chuffed sadly over to the coaling plant. This didn't feel like an important job of all. When Percy arrived, he could see a long line of freight cars.
 * Percy: I wish I was pulling something exciting.
 * Narrator: Grumbled Percy.
 * Percy: Not boring old coal cars.
 * Narrator: Percy buffered up and pulled out of the depot. Percy stopped at a signal by a school. (Percy puffs along, dragging the coal cars and a caboose to a school) Toby puffed past pulling a load of bumper cars. (Toby, coupled to Henrietta, Victoria, and Elsie, passes by, hauling the bumper cars) The children in the playground clapped and cheered. Then, Edward chuffed by with the carousel. (Edward passes by, hauling the carousel) The children cheered even louder. Percy thought that Toby and Edward were having a wonderful time. Then, an idea flew into his funnel.
 * Percy: Maybe Toby and Edward need some help. Helping my friends is much more important than delivering coal.
 * Narrator: He wheeshed. So Percy didn't deliver the coal. (Percy, uncoupled from the cars, leaves and finds Edward and Toby) He left his coal cars and he steamed after his friends as quickly as he could. Toby and Edward stopped at a red signal. Percy puffed up alongside.
 * Percy: Do you need any help?
 * Narrator: He tooted hopefully.
 * Toby: No thank you, Percy.
 * Narrator: Puffed Toby.
 * Edward: We can do it.
 * Narrator: Chuffed Edward. Percy was disappointed. Further up the line, Percy saw Emily and James. They were taking a ferris wheel. (as Emily and James, double-heading, pull the ferris wheel on some wagons, pass by, Percy follows)
 * Percy: That looks like fun.
 * Narrator: Tooted Percy.
 * Percy: I'm sure they'll need some help.
 * Narrator: Percy caught up with James and Emily.
 * Emily: This is going to be the biggest wheel ever.
 * Narrator: Puffed Emily. Emily and James were having a splendid time, but James and Emily didn't need help either. Percy was upset. (as James and Emily leave with the ferris wheel, Percy finds Gordon, who is hauling his green and yellow Express coach, his green Express coach, and his red Express coach) Then, Percy saw Gordon waiting at a junction. Gordon was pulling the carnival people. But he didn't need any help either. Percy saw Henry crossing the bridge. Henry was happily pulling the roller coaster. (as Gordon leaves, hauling his three Express coaches, Henry puffs over, hauling the roller coaster, before Percy finds Thomas waiting at a signal) Finally, Percy saw Thomas waiting at a signal. He was carrying the fireworks and the Chinese Dragon.
 * Percy: That looks like the most fun of all.
 * Narrator: Gasped Percy. But Thomas didn't need any help. Percy was more disappointed than ever. (Thomas leaves, pulling the fireworks and the Chinese Dragon, leaving Percy to go back to his coal cars) Then, there was trouble. Percy had spent so much time trying to help everyone else that he hadn't delivered any coal. Percy saw James. He looked very sad. (Percy runs over to James)
 * James: There's no coal at the stations.
 * Narrator: He wheeshed.
 * James: We've all run out of coal.
 * Percy: Bust my boiler!
 * Narrator: Cried Percy.
 * Percy: If the engines don't get some coal, the carnival won't open. All the children will be sad and it's all my fault.
 * Narrator: Percy knew what he had to do. He had to pick up his cars and deliver the coal as quickly as he could. (Percy collects the coal cars and delivers them all to his friends, who finally get going once again and deliver the carnival on time) Percy wheeshed all over the island delivering coal to his friends. Soon everyone's boilers were bubbling and their pistons were pounding. The engines were back on track. Everything was ready just in time. Percy finished his last delivery of coal and arrived at the carnival as the fireworks began. Rockets soaring, the band played and the Chinese Dragon danced. All the children were delighted.
 * Percy: Sir Topham Hatt was right.
 * Narrator: Tooted Percy.
 * Percy: Delivering coal is a very important job.

Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin)

 * Narrator: One morning, Henry was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes, he could pull trains, but sometimes, he felt he had no strength at all.
 * Henry: I suffer dreadfully. And no-ones.
 * James: Rubbish, Henry!
 * Narrator: Snorted James.
 * James: You don't work hard enough. (leaves Henry in the shed)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's wrong with you? You've had lots of new parts and new paint, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another engine instead of you to do the work.
 * Narrator: This made Henry, his driver, and his fireman very sad. (Henry goes to Knapford station to collect his two green branch line coaches at the back) Sir Topham Hatt was waiting when Henry came to the platform. He had taken off his hat, and coat, and put on overalls. (Henry whistles and departs) Henry managed to start, but his fireman was not satisfied.
 * Henry's Fireman: Henry is a bad steamer
 * Narrator: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry's Fireman: I build up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat. (Henry arrives at Edward's station, blowing his whistle)
 * Narrator: Henry tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough and came to a stop outside Edward's station.
 * Henry: Oh dear.
 * Narrator: Thought Henry.
 * Henry: I shall have to go away. Oh dear. Oh dear.
 * Narrator: (Henry is uncoupled and is put on a siding) All he could do was to go slowly onto a siding. And Edward took charge of the train. (Edward blows his whistle and couples to Henry's train) Sir Topham Hatt and the fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
 * Narrator: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Fireman: Excuse me, Sir.
 * Narrator: He answered.
 * Henry: But the fact is the coal is wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today, it's worse. The other engines can manage, they have big fireboxes. Henry's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh Coal, he'd be a different engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's expensive.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: But Henry must have a fair chance. James shall go and fetch some. (Edward whistles and departs from the station with Henry's coaches)
 * Narrator: When the Welsh coal came, Henry and his driver were excited. (The Welsh Coal has arrived)
 * Henry's Driver: Now we'll show them, Henry, old fellow.
 * Narrator: (the fireman shovels coal into Henry's furnace) They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal, like a wall on the outside. Then the glowing middle was covered with smaller lumps. (Henry whistles)
 * Henry: You're spoiling my fire!
 * Narrator: Complained Henry.
 * Henry's Fireman: Wait and see.
 * Narrator: Said the fireman.
 * Henry's Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire, just when we want it.
 * Narrator: The fireman was right. (Henry is at Knapford station's platform one, letting off steam, with his water boiling nicely, and coupled to his two green branchline coaches) When Henry reached the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: How are you, Henry?
 * Henry: Peep! Peep! (whistles twice)
 * Narrator: Whistled Henry.
 * Henry: I feel fine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Have you a good fire, driver?
 * Henry's Driver: Never better, Sir, and plenty of steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No record breaking.
 * Narrator: Warned Sir Topham Hatt. (Henry whistles and sets off of Knapford station)
 * Henry's Driver: Henry won't need pushing, Sir. I'll have to hold him back. (Henry slowly puffs along the main line, hauling his green and yellow coach, red coach, and red and white coach behind, passing a freight train pulling away)
 * Narrator: (as Henry whistles) Henry had a lovely day. He had never felt so well in his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
 * Henry's Driver: Steady, old fellow.
 * Narrator: He would say.
 * Henry's Driver: There's plenty of time. (blows Henry's whistle)
 * Narrator: They arrived early at the station. Thomas puffed in. (Henry has arrived at Elsbridge station with Thomas and Annie and Clarabel arriving)
 * Henry: Where have you been, lazybones?
 * Narrator: Asked Henry.
 * Henry: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling tank engines like you. Goodbye! (whistles and sets off at a high speed)
 * Thomas: Whoosh!
 * Narrator: Said Thomas to Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Have you seen anything like that?
 * Narrator: Both Annie and Clarabel agreed that they never had.

Come Out, Henry! (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Once an engine attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain. (Henry heads into a tunnel, hauling four red branchline coaches, as Casey Jr goes by, hauling his yellow coach, green coach, and red caboose) It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again. (Casey's whistle blows as he passes by) The engine's name is Henry. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
 * Henry: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes. (folds his arms)
 * Narrator: He said. (The conductor's whistle blowing as Henry, in the tunnel, blows steam at him) The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Henry still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
 * Henry: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you. (a man, named Sir Topham Hatt, on another train arrives)
 * Narrator: Then, along came Sir Topham Hatt, the man of charge of all the engines on the Island of Sodor. (James, hauling two green coaches, arrives at the tunnel, and leaves after Sir Topham Hatt comes out of his train)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We will pull you out.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt. But Henry only blew steam at him. (as Henry blows steam at Sir Topham Hatt, everyone pulls with a long rope) Everyone pulled except Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Because... (coughs)
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
 * Narrator: But still, Henry stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Sir Topham Hatt said... (the passengers try to push Henry out of the tunnel)
 * Sir Topham Hatt; One, two, three, push!
 * Narrator: ...but he didn't help.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (coughs) My doctor has forbbiden me to push.
 * Narrator: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Henry stayed in the tunnel. At last, Thomas came along. (Thomas arrives at the back of Henry's train, and stops) The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Henry.
 * Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
 * Narrator: They said.
 * Henry: Yes, but it will began again soon.
 * Narrator: Said Henry.
 * Henry: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then? (Thomas' whistle blows as he comes up and couples up to Henry's train and struggles to push)
 * Narrator: Thomas pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Henry stayed in the tunnel. (Thomas stops for a rest and takes out a bottle of water and sips into it, but as Henry's train gets uncoupled, Thomas leaves with Henry's coaches) Eventually, even Sir Topham Hatt gave up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We shall take away your rails...
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: ...and leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
 * Narrator: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Henry, so that other engines wouldn't bump into him. (the workers take up the old rails and build a wall in front of Henry) All Henry could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. (Gordon, blowing his whistle, thunders by with his Express coaches like a red and white Express coach, a green and yellow Express coach, a green and white coach, and a caboose) He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Edward and Gordon would often pass by. (Edward goes by, hauling his three red coaches) Edward would say...
 * Edward: (whistles past Henry) Peep, peep! Hello!
 * Narrator: And Gordon would say...
 * Gordon: (thunders onward, blowing his whistle) Poop, poop, poop! Serves you right!
 * Narrator: Poor Henry had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Henry would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, and then decides to journey out again?

Henry to the Rescue (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: (as Johnny arrives at Knapford station, hauling his Western Mail train, with his yellow mail car and his red caboose, Gordon blows his whistle, and departs with his five Express coaches, like his green and yellow Express coach, a tan Express coach, a red and white Express coach, a green Express coach, and a red Express coach) Gordon always pulled the big express. He was proud of being the only engine strong enough to do so. It was full of important people like Sir Topham Hatt, and Gordon would see how fast he could go.
 * Gordon: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
 * Narrator: He said. (speeds along toward Henry's tunnel)
 * Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, tricktey-trock!
 * Narrator: Said the coaches. In a minute, Gordon will see the tunnel where Henry stood bricked up and lonely.
 * Henry: Oh, dear. Why did I worried about rain spoiling my lovely coat of paint? I'd like to come out of the tunnel.
 * Narrator: But Henry didn't know how to ask.
 * Gordon: I'm going to poop poop at Henry.
 * Narrator: He was almost there when... Wheesh! And there was proud Gordon going slower and slower in a cloud of steam. (Gordon comes to a complete stop with his safety valve breaking apart and rubs himself all over) His driver stopped the train.
 * Gordon: What has happened to me?
 * Narrator: Asked Gordon.
 * Gordon: I feel so weak.
 * Driver: You burst your safety valves.
 * Narrator: Said the driver.
 * Driver: You can't pull the train anymore.
 * Gordon: Oh dear.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: We were going so nicely too. And look, there's Henry laughing at me. (Henry laughs at Gordon)
 * Narrator: Everyone came to see Gordon.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hmph.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: These big engines are always causing me trouble. Send for another engine at once.
 * Narrator: While the conductor went to find one, they uncoupled Gordon who had enough puff to slink on the siding out of the way. (as Gordon gets uncoupled from his five coaches, and goes onto a siding out of the way) Edward was the only engine left.
 * Edward: I'll come and try. (Edward sets off and couples up Gordon's train and fails to push his coaches)
 * Gordon: Hmph.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: That's no use. Edward can't push the train.
 * Narrator: Kind Edward puffed and pushed and pushed and puffed but he couldn't move the heavy coaches. (Edward uncouples himself from the fifth coach, runs round, and gets coupled up to the first coach on the front)
 * Gordon: I told you so.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Why not let Henry try?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Yes.
 * Narrator Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I will. Will you help pull this train, Henry?
 * Henry: Oh yes.
 * Narrator: Said Henry. (Henry's firebox burns before he gets up steam, and puffs out of the tunnel to go onto a turntable, but backs up onto the front of Edward and Gordon's express, and gets coupled to Edward, coupled to Gordon's coaches) When Henry had got up steam, he puffed out. He was dirty and covered with cobwebs.
 * Henry: Oh, I'm stiffed, I'm stiffed.
 * Narrator: He groaned.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Have a run to ease your joints and find a turntable.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt. When Henry came back, he felt much better. Then they coupled him up. (Henry gets coupled up in front Edward, coupled to Gordon's five express coaches)
 * Edward: Peep peep.
 * Narrator: Said Edward.
 * Edward: I'm ready.
 * Henry: Peep peep peep.
 * Narrator: Said Henry.
 * Henry: So am I. Pull hard, we'll do it! Pull hard, we'll do it!
 * Narrator: They puffed together. (Henry and Edward pull Gordon's express coaches together)
 * Edward: We've done it together! We've done it together!
 * Narrator: Said Edward and Henry.
 * Coaches: You've done it hurray! You've done it hurray!
 * Narrator: Sang the coaches. Everyone was excited. Sir Topham Hatt leaned out on the window to wave at Edward and Henry. (Sir Topham Hatt loses his hat, which gets eaten by a goat, while the train speeds up) But the train was going so fast, that his hat blew off into a field where a goat ate it for tea. They never stopped til they came to the station at the end of the line. (as Henry and Edward arrive at Wellsworth) The passengers all said thank you, and Sir Topham Hatt promised Henry a new coat of paint. One their way home, Edward and Henry helped Gordon back to the shed. All three engines are now great friend. Henry doesn't mind the rain now. He knows that the best way to keep his paint nicely not to run into tunnels, but to ask his driver to rub him down when the day's work was over. (Edward, Gordon, and Henry help each other back to Tidmouth sheds to have a rest)

Duck Takes Charge (George Carlin)

 * Percy: Do you know what?
 * Narrator: Asked Percy.
 * Gordon: What?
 * Narrator: Grunted Gordon.
 * Percy: Do you know what?
 * Gordon: Silly!
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Of course I don't know what. If you don't tell me what what is.
 * Percy: Sir Topham Hatt says that the work in the yard is too heavy for me. He's getting a bigger engine to help me.
 * James: Rubbish!
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * James: Any engine could do it. If you work hard and chatterless, this yard would be a sweeter, a better and a happier place.
 * Narrator: Percy went off to get some coaches. (Percy heads and collects two green branch line coaches and puffs around the yard)
 * Percy: That stupid old signal.
 * Narrator: He thought. He was remembering the time he misunderstood a signal and gone backwards instead of forwards.
 * Percy: No one listens to me now. They think I'm a silly little engine and order me about. I'll show them, I'll show them.
 * Narrator: But he didn't know how. By the end of the afternoon, he felt tired and unhappy. (Percy collects a green Express coach, blue and white Express coach, and a purple and white Express coach, and takes them to Knapford station) He brought some coaches to the station.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Percy.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You look tired.
 * Percy: Yes sir, I am sir. I don't know if I'm standing on my dome or on my wheels.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You look the right way up to me.
 * Narrator: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Cheer up. The new engine is bigger than you and can properly do the work alone. Would you like to help build my new harbour? Thomas and Toby will help too.
 * Percy: Oh yes, sir. Thank you, sir. (leaves, whistling cheerfully)
 * Narrator: The new engine arrived. (Duck arrives, whistling excitedly)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's your name?
 * Narrator: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Duck: Montague, sir, but I'm usually called Duck. They say I waddle. I don't really, sir, but I like Duck better than Montague.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Duck it shall be. Here, Percy, show Duck around.
 * Narrator: The two engines went off together. Soon they were very busy. (Percy and Duck set off to work, passing Thomas, hauling his two coaches, Annie and Clarabel. Duck shunts three tan branch line coaches into Knapford station alongside James, Gordon, and Henry) James, Gordon and Henry watched Duck quietly doing his work.
 * Henry: He seems a simple sort of engine.
 * James: We'll have some fun and order him about.
 * Henry, Gordon, James: Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Wheesh! (puff past Duck while hauling some Express and branchline coaches and freight cars and blow smoke at Duck, who yelps in fear)
 * Narrator: Smoke billowed everywhere. Percy was cross, but Duck took no notice. (Percy arrives crossly to meet a surprised Duck)
 * Duck: They'll get tired of it soon. Do they tell you to do things, Percy?
 * Percy: Yes they do.
 * Narrator: Answered Percy.
 * Duck: Right.
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: We'll soon stop that nonsense.
 * Narrator: He whispered something.
 * Duck: We'll do it later. (Percy and Duck flee)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt was looking forward to hot buttered toast for tea at home. Suddenly, he heard an extroitnary noise.
 * Henry, Gordon and James: Wheesh! (snorting)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Bother! (as Gordon, Henry, and James arrive at Tidmouth sheds to meet Duck and Percy)
 * Narrator: He said and hurried to the yard. Duck and Percy calmly sat on the switches outside the shed, refusing to let the engines in. Gordon, James and Henry were furious.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (in The Thing Upstairs's Voice from The Trap Door) Stop that noise!
 * Narrator: Bellowed Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Gordon: They won't let us in!
 * Narrator: Hissed Gordon.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Duck, explain this behavior.
 * Duck: Beg pardon, sir, but I'm a great western engine. We do our work without fuss, but begging your pardon, sir. Percy and I will be glad if you like to inform these, um, engines that we only take orders from you. (Engines whistling)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (in Dr. Robotnik's Voice from Sonic the Hedgehog, punches the engines) SILENCE!
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Percy and Duck, I am pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance.
 * Narrator: Gordon, Henry and James sniggered.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: As for you.
 * Narrator: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You've been worse. You made a disturbance. Duck is quite right. This is my railway and I give the orders.
 * Narrator: After Percy went away, Duck was left to manage alone. He did so...easily! (after Percy leaves, Duck follows with eleven freight cars and a caboose)

Gordon Takes a Dip (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Gordon was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
 * Gordon: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
 * Henry: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones! (arrives with four freight cars and a caboose)
 * Narrator: Whistled Henry.
 * Gordon: What cheek!
 * Narrator: Spluttered Gordon.
 * Gordon: That Henry is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
 * Percy: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents? (arrives alongside)
 * Narrator: Asked Percy innocently.
 * Gordon: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
 * Narrator: Then it was Henry's turn to take the express. Gordon watch him getting ready. (an angry Henry reverses alongside proud Gordon)
 * Gordon: Be careful, Henry. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today. (Henry collects his three usual coaches like his green and yellow coach in the front, his red and white coach in the middle, and his red one at the back, and departs Knapford station)
 * Narrator: Henry went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
 * Driver: Wake up, Gordon.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
 * Gordon: Is it coaches or freight cars?
 * Driver: Cars.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Gordon: Cars.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: Puh-huh.
 * Narrator: Gordon's fire was slow to start, so Edward had to push Gordon to the turntable to get him facing the right way. (Edward couples up to Gordon and pushes him onto the turntable)
 * Gordon: I won't go, I won't go!
 * Narrator: Grumbled Gordon.
 * Edward: Don't be silly, don't be silly. (Edward leaves Gordon on the turntable to be turned around)
 * Narrator: Puffed Edward. At last, Gordon was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
 * Gordon: I'll show them, I'll show them.
 * Narrator: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
 * Gordon: Oosh! (lands in the ditch)
 * Narrator: He hissed.
 * Gordon: Get me out, get me out!
 * Driver: Not a hope.
 * Narrator: Said his driver and fireman.
 * Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great engine. Don't you understand that?
 * Narrator: They telephoned Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Edward to take it please. And Gordon? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
 * Narrator: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
 * Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
 * Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
 * Narrator: They began to sing.
 * Boys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Gordon fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
 * Narrator: Gordon layed in the ditch all day.
 * Gordon: Oh, dear.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Gordon: I shall never get out.
 * Narrator: But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. (James and Henry pull Gordon out of the ditch) Late that night, Gordon crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine. (Gordon sleeps in his shed)

James in a Mess (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Toby and Henrietta are enjoying their new job on the Island of Sodor, but they do look old fashioned and did need new paint. (as Toby, Henrietta, and nine freight cars arrive at Elsbridge station, James arrives with his four red coaches) James was very rude whenever he saw them.
 * James: Ugh. What dirty objects.
 * Narrator: He would say. At last, Toby lost patience.
 * Toby: James,
 * Narrator: He asked.
 * Toby: Why are you red?
 * James: I am a splendid engine.
 * Narrator: Answered James.
 * James: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
 * Toby: Oh,
 * Narrator: Said Toby innocently.
 * Toby: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready, I suppose.
 * Narrator: James went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be reminded of the time a bootlace had been used to mend a hole in his coaches. (James departs Elsbridge station and arrives at Knapford station to drop his four coaches and blows his whistle) At the end of the line, James left his coaches and got ready for his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down cars. James hated slow goods trains. (James shunts two tarp cars together)
 * James: Dirty cars from dirty sidings. Blech! (blows his whistle, picks up two coal cars, another tarp car, shunts them, and the two tarp cars into five empty cars, and a caboose. He is so angry that he blows his whistle and sets out of Elsbridge station and blows his whistle)
 * Narrator: Starting with only a few, he pickled up more and more cars at each station, till' he had a long line. At first, the cars behaved well, but James had bumped them so crossly, that they were determined to get back at him. (James rounds a curve at the field, where he had his accident and puffs up to the top of Gordon's hill) Presently, they approached the top of Gordon's hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set their brakes. James had had an accident with cars before, and should have remembered this.
 * James's Driver: Wait, James, wait! (James blows his whistle and reaches the top and puffs round the bend)
 * Narrator: Said his driver, but James wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Toby when they next met. (the cars and caboose bump into James and push him down the hill) The freight cars' chance had come.
 * Foolish Freight Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
 * Narrator: They laughed, and banging their buffers, they pushed him down the hill. (James, now scared, speeds down Gordon's hill at a high speed and races round a curve)
 * Foolish Freight Cars: On! On! On! (James blows his whistle)
 * Narrator: Yelled the cars.
 * James: I've got to stop! I've got to stop!
 * Narrator: Groaned James. (James thunders through Maron station past Thomas, who is slowly puffing into Maron station when he sees James speeding through, and has time to shut his eyes when he arrives on time at Maron station, but opens them and is so surprised to see James shutting his eyes and heading toward some tar wagons) Through the station they thundered. Disaster lay ahead. (Thomas takes out an umbrella and pops it chute open and hides himself with the umbrella before there is a loud CRASH!) Something sticky splashed all over James. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. (Percy blows his whistle as he and his freight car arrive with Toby, Henrietta, and the Breakdown train to meet James) Toby and Percy were sent to help, and came as quickly as they could. (Toby rings his bell)
 * Toby: Look here, Percy,
 * Narrator: Exclaimed Toby.
 * Toby: Whatever is that dirty object?
 * Percy: That's Percy, didn't you know?
 * Toby: It's James's shape,
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * Toby: But James is a splendid red engine, and you never see his paint dirty.
 * Narrator: James pretended he hadn't heard. Toby and Percy cleared away the unhurt cars, and helped James home. (Toby, Henrietta, and Percy set to work, clearing up the mess, and taking James back home) Sir Topham Hatt met them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Percy and Toby!
 * Narrator: He turned to James.
 * Announcer: Fancy letting your cars run away, I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen, you must be cleaned at once! Toby shall have a new coat.
 * Toby: Please, sir, can Henrietta have one, too?
 * Narrator: Said Toby.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, Toby.
 * Toby: Oh, thank you, sir. She will be pleased!
 * Narrator: All James could do was watch Toby as he ran off happily with the news. (Toby, Henrietta, and Percy leave poor dirty James)

Cranky Bugs (Alec Baldwin)

 * Narrator: Thomas and Percy enjoy working at the docks. They like the see air and the sound of the gulls. (the scene opens with Thomas hauling seven freight cars, and a caboose, and Percy hauling three freight cars and a caboose) But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky and this was his first day at the docks.
 * Cranky: You're useless little bugs!
 * Narrator: He called from above.
 * Cranky: If you put these freight cars on the inside lines then I wouldn't have so far to travel.
 * Thomas: Rubbish!
 * Narrator: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: No crane has ever complained before.
 * Cranky: Well I'm complaining now.
 * Narrator: And Cranky banged his load down on the keyside. (this surprises a surprised Thomas and a surprised Percy) Later, the two engines met Gordon and James and told them about Cranky.
 * Gordon: Cranes are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * James: You should see the situation from Cranky's point of view.
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * James: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little engines being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
 * Narrator: When Cranky heard that the big engines agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
 * Cranky: Come on, come on. Push those freight cars closer to me.
 * Narrator: But Percy was too upset to concentrate and pushed the freight cars too far. (Percy pushes four freight cars too far and gets hurt) Poor Percy. Then, Cranky played a trick on Thomas.
 * Cranky: Push your freight cars onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
 * Narrator: So Thomas did. (Thomas obeys, pulling and pushing the flatbeds onto an outside line) But Cranky left the load beside the freight cars, not in them.
 * Cranky: You must have known my arm can't reach you there. (Thomas and Percy arrive with their freight train)
 * Narrator: Complained Cranky. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt was most upset.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
 * Narrator: Now Thomas and Percy were upset too. (Thomas and Percy obey) That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Cranky and the engines were trapped in the docks.
 * Duck: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
 * Narrator: Said Duck. But he was wrong. The engines had no idea they were about to be put in great danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
 * (The old tramp steamer crashes into the shed, surprising Henry, Duck, a scared James, and a scared Gordon)
 * Cranky: (screams)
 * (Cranky lands onto the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud as Ackley Attack 4427 looks up, sees Cranky falling toward him, gasps, and flees with a white and brown coach and a red caboose)
 * Henry, James, Duck and Gordon: Help!
 * Narrator: Called the engines from inside the shed.
 * Cranky: I can't!
 * Narrator: Called Cranky. When the storm was over, Sir Topham Hatt rushed into the scene of the destruction.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy will help you.
 * Narrator: He called to Cranky.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And then you can help the engines.
 * Cranky: Oh, please, hurry!
 * Narrator: Cried Cranky.
 * Cranky: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: So it was you.
 * Narrator: Murmured Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I owe those engines an apology.
 * Narrator: Thomas and Percy soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the engines were free. (Cranky is upright again and clearing the wreckage)
 * Gordon: Oh, thank you.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Gordon: What would I've done without you?
 * Cranky: Well I had to be rescued before I help you. But i never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
 * Narrator: Cranky was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
 * Cranky: Uh, small engines thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
 * Percy: Pah!
 * Narrator: Said Percy.
 * Percy: He's back to bugging us.
 * Thomas: (surprised) Don't move! You're still attached to Cranky.
 * Narrator: But it was too late.
 * (Cranky lands on the rails once again, surprising a Surprised Thomas and a Surprised Percy again)
 * Narrator: Cranky still looks down at the two little engines. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.

Bulgy Rides Again (Michael Brandon)

 * Narrator: In the summertime there is no better place to be than the Island of Sodor. The engines are happy to show vacationers the wonderful sights to be seen. But this year, there was a problem. (Casey Jr enters Knapford station, hauling his yellow coach, blue coach, orange baggage car, green coach, and red caboose, and when Tillie arrives, hauling her Birthday train, Montana speeds through on an express, hauling a green and yellow Express coach, a red and white Express coach, a red Express coach, a tan Express coach, and a green Express coach. As Tootle arrives at Elsbridge station, hauling three wagons and Katy Caboose, Melissa speeds through the station, hauling seven freight cars, and a caboose, while Greendale Rocket pulls in with her green coach and red mail car) Thomas and Emily were in the foundry for repairs.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I need to find a way to carry more passengers.
 * Narrator: Grumbled Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: We have more vacationers.
 * Emily: (worried) And fewer engines.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * Thomas: (sad) A double decker problem.
 * Narrator: Added Thomas.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: A double decker problem? Hmm.
 * Narrator: This gave Sir Topham Hatt an idea. He drove straight to Bulgy's field. Bulgy is a double decker bus. (Sir Topham Hatt gets into his car, and as he drives to Bulgy's field to see Bulgy, Emma puffs by, hauling six freight cars, and a caboose) He was turned into a hen house after he caused the silly accident.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good news, Bulgy, I'm putting you back on the road.
 * Bulgy: Thank you, sir. I'll be the best bus ever.
 * Narrator: Bulgy never liked being a hen house anyway. The next day, he went to the foundry. (Bulgy goes to the foundry)
 * Thomas: (surprised) Bulgy!
 * Narrator: Exclaimed Thomas.
 * Thomas: (confused) What are you doing here?
 * Bulgy: I'm being repaired, I'm going back on the road.
 * Emily: (worried) I think you'll be helping the new farmer.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * Emily: (pleased) He needs to deliver his vegetables around the island.
 * Bulgy: Vegetables!? Hmph! I'm going to carry passengers!
 * Narrator: Soon, Bulgy was refitted inside and out. He looked smart and shiny. Even James was impressed. (Bulgy goes by)
 * James: Ooooo.
 * Narrator: When Bulgy returned to his field, the hens thought their old house looked splendid.
 * Bulgy's Driver: We'll start in the morning.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Bulgy's Driver: You'll stay here tonight.
 * Narrator: Bulgy was soon fast asleep. (Silver Fish goes by, hauling two green and yellow Express coaches) But the hens missed their old home. One by one, they crept aboard and went to sleep in the luggage racks. (the chickens creep aboard and go to sleep in the luggage racks) Bulgy knew nothing. The next morning Bulgy picked up lots of passengers.
 * Bulgy: All aboard. (departs)
 * Narrator: He tooted and set off for the station. He was driving so smoothly that the hens didn't wake up. (as Bulgy crosses the bridge, Johnny travels underneath, hauling his mailcar, flatcar, and caboose) All was well until Bulgy turned a corner. (as Toots passes by, hauling four coaches like with light red coach coupled up behind his tender and in front of a green coach coupled up in the middle, and two dark red coaches coupled up behind, Bulgy turns a corner and sees Trevor the traction engine pull a hay-cart and beeps his horn) Trevor was pulling a hay-cart.
 * Bulgy: Get out of my way!
 * Narrator: He overtook Trevor. Bulgy swerved, the hens woke up, the passengers panicked, and Bulgy's driver lost control. The hens were frightened. They flapped, they squawked.
 * Bulgy's Passengers: Stop!
 * Narrator: Cried Bulgy's passengers.
 * Bulgy's Passengers: We want to get off!
 * Narrator: The passengers were covered in feathers and broken eggs. They were very cross.
 * Bulgy's Passengers: This bus is full of hens!
 * Narrator: They complained.
 * Bulgy's Passengers: We shall tell Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Bulgy: It's not my fault.
 * Narrator: Sulked Bulgy. Sir Topham Hatt sent Bulgy to be cleaned.
 * Bulgy: Silly hens, silly passengers, you can have them both.
 * Emily: The farmer still needs help with his vegetables.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * Bulgy: A vegetable bus? Hmmm, hey that's not such a bad idea.
 * Thomas: And we're back carrying passengers.
 * Narrator: Smiled Thomas. Bulgy is happy now. He has new green paintwork and a smart serving hatch. Sir Topham Hatt agreed he could become the island's only vegetable stand on wheels. (as Emily goes by, hauling her two coaches, Thomas goes by, hauling Annie and Clarabel) Bulgy likes carrying vegetables. They don't lay eggs and they never complain.

Emily's New Coaches (Michael Angelis-US)

 * Narrator: It was a splendid day on the Island of Sodor. (Thomas chuffs along his branchline, hauling Annie and Clarabel, passing Casey Jr, hauling his yellow coach, blue coach, orange baggage car, green coach, and red caboose, and arrives at Knapford station to meet Emily) Thomas was taking Annie and Clarabel back to the yards. A new engine had arrived and he wanted to say hello. The engine was beautiful with shiny paintwork and a gleaming brass dome.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas, meet Emily.
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * Emily: Hello to you.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Emily, collect your coaches. You and your driver must learn the line.
 * Emily: Yes, sir. (Emily puffs away)
 * Narrator: She answered. Thomas was impressed. Later, the only coaches Emily's driver could find were Annie and Clarabel. (Emily arrives at the coachyard, only to find Thomas's two coaches)
 * Emily's Driver: These aren't your sort of coaches.
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Emily's Driver: But I suppose they'll do.
 * Narrator: Annie and Clarabel felt insulted.
 * Clarabel: How dare he say we'll do.
 * Narrator: Clarabel whispered. Emily puffed carefully along the track. (Emily, now coupled to Thomas's seven coaches, sets off)
 * Annie and Clarabel: How dare he say we'll do, how dare he say we'll do.
 * Narrator: Grumbled the coaches. Thomas saw Emily coming down the line, pulling Annie and Clarabel. (Thomas goes by, hauling seven freight cars, and a caboose, surprised, to see Emily, hauling his two coaches)
 * Emily: Hello, Thomas.
 * Narrator: Emily called. But Thomas was cross.
 * Thomas: Those are my coaches. Give them back!
 * Narrator: But Emily didn't hear Thomas as she went on her way. Then, Edward passed and Percy. (Edward passes by, hauling three coaches, until Percy goes by, hauling three mail cars, and a caboose) When Emily whistled hello, the engines didn't whistle back. Emily couldn't understand why they were so unfriendly. She was upset. Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke to Thomas. (Thomas is at a station where Toots goes by, hauling four passenger cars like a light red coach, a green coach, and two dark red coaches)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to go to the docks to pick up new coaches.
 * Thomas: (surprised) New coaches? But sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Thomas didn't want new coaches, he wanted Annie and Clarabel back. (Thomas sighs and puffs away) When Oliver saw Emily return to the yards, he was surprised.
 * Oliver: Those are Thomas' coaches.
 * Emily: So that's why he looked cross.
 * Narrator: Exclaimed Emily.
 * Emily: I'll go and apologize.
 * Thomas: Don't want new coaches, don't want new coaches. (Thomas, having picked up two new coaches, puffs onward down the line)
 * Narrator: Chuffed Thomas. Later, Emily was still looking for Thomas when a signalman flagged her down.
 * Signalman: Oliver hasn't cleared his signalbox.
 * Narrator: He told Emily's driver.
 * Signalman: Please, go and see what's wrong. (Emily arrives and sees Oliver, who, while shunting nine freight cars, and Toad, is stuck on the main line)
 * Narrator: Emily could see that Oliver had broken down on the crossing. Then, Emily heard Thomas' whistle.
 * (Thomas' whistle tooting as he approaches Oliver, while hauling seven freight cars and a caboose with the two new coaches coupled up behind)
 * Narrator: Thomas could see Oliver. He knew he could never stop in time.
 * Oliver: Ooooooooooooooh!
 * Narrator: Emily charged towards Oliver and with a huge effort, pushed him across the tracks, just in time. (Emily couples up to Oliver and pushes him and the cars and Toad along the tracks before Thomas, the freight cars, caboose, and two new coaches, would have hit them)
 * Oliver: Thanks.
 * Emily: I did it.
 * Narrator: Later, Sir Topham Hatt praised Emily.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, you were a very brave engine.
 * Oliver: The bravest.
 * Narrator: Chuffed Oliver.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It gives me great pleasure to present you with two new coaches.
 * Emily: Thank you, sir.
 * Narrator: Replied Emily.
 * Emily: I'm sorry I took Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: And I'm sorry I was so cross.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas. (as Johnny goes by, hauling his mailcar, flatcar, acorn car, and caboose)
 * Emily: Friends?
 * Thomas: Friends. (Emily, now coupled to her two new coaches, goes past by Tillie, who is hauling her Birthday Train cars)
 * Narrator: Emily loves her coaches and being part of Sir Topham Hatt's railway.

Double Trouble (Season 2) (George Carlin)

 * Narrator: It was a beautiful morning on the Island of Sodor. Thomas the Tank Engine's blue paint sparkled in a sunshine as he puffed happily along his branch line with Annie and Clarabel. He was feeling very pleased with himself. (Thomas, blowing his whistle, puffs along his branchline, with his two coaches, Annie and Clarabel, toward Elsbridge station to meet Percy, hauling two coaches, and Toby, Henrietta, with another coach called Victoria, with three vans and a caboose)
 * Percy: Hello, Thomas.
 * Narrator: Whistled Percy.
 * Percy: You look splendid.
 * Thomas: Yes indeed.
 * Narrator: Boasted Thomas.
 * Thomas: Blue is the only proper color for an engine.
 * Toby: Oh, I don't know. I like my brown paint.
 * Narrator: Said Toby.
 * Percy: I've always been green. I wouldn't want to be any other color either.
 * Narrator: Added Percy.
 * Thomas: (annoyed) Well, well, anyway.
 * Narrator: Huffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Anyone knows that.
 * Narrator: Percy said no more. He just grinned at Toby. Later, Thomas was resting when Percy arrived. (Percy brings in four freight cars to load under the hopper) A large hopper was loading his freight cars full of coal. Thomas was still being cheeky.
 * Thomas: Careful.
 * Narrator: He warned.
 * Thomas: Watch out with those silly cars.
 * Cars: Go on, go on!
 * Narrator: Muttered the cars.
 * Thomas: And by the way.
 * Narrator: Went on Thomas.
 * Thomas: Those buffers don't look really safe to me. (as Percy loads all his cars together, he accidentally goes too far, before the last load pours down and covers Thomas from smokebox to bunker, just to spoil his new paint)
 * Narrator: The last load poured down.
 * Thomas: (surprised) Help, help! (has his eyes shut expression)
 * Narrator: Cried Thomas.
 * Thomas: (surprised) Get me out! (has his eyes shut expression again)
 * Narrator: Percy was worried, but he couldn't help laughing. Thomas' smart blue paint was covered in coal dust from smokebox to bunker.
 * Percy: Ha, ha!
 * Narrator: Chuckled Percy.
 * Percy: You don't look really useful now, Thomas. You look really disgraceful.
 * Thomas: (annoyed) I'm not disgraceful.
 * Narrator: Choked Thomas.
 * Thomas: You did that on purpose. Get me out!
 * Narrator: (as Casey Jr, coupled in front of his yellow circus coach, a red coach, and a freight car, and Tillie, coupled behind, depart, a sad Thomas drips a tear when he is covered in coal) It took so long to clean Thomas that he wasn't it time for his next train. Toby had to take Annie and Clarabel.
 * Annie: Poor Thomas.
 * Narrator: Whispered Annie to Clarabel. They were most upset. (Toby sets off, pulling Henrietta, Victoria, Annie, Clarabel, and Thomas's special coach) Thomas was grumpy in the shed that night. Toby thought it made a great joke, but Percy was cross with Thomas for thinking he had made his paint dirty on purpose. (a mad Percy, a happy Toby, and an annoyed Thomas are in the sheds)
 * Percy: Fancy a really useful blue engine like Thomas becoming a disgrace to Sir Topham Hatt's railway.
 * Narrator: Next day, Thomas was feeling more cheerful, (after getting cleaned, Thomas collects Annie and Clarabel and watches a tired Percy bringing four freight cars and a caboose) as he watch Percy bring his cars from the junction. The cars were heavy and Percy was tired.
 * Driver: Have a drink.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Then you'll feel better.
 * Narrator: The water column stood at the end of the siding with the unsafe buffers. (Percy puffs forward to get a drink, but hits the buffers, then comes off the rails, just to covered in coal too) Suddenly, Percy found that he couldn't stop. The buffers didn't stop him either.
 * Percy: (surprised) Ooh!
 * Narrator: Wailed Percy.
 * Percy: (surprised) Help!
 * Narrator: The buffers were broken and Percy was wheel deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything. (Thomas sets off with Annie, Clarabel, and his special coach)
 * Thomas: Now Percy has learned his lesson too.
 * Narrator: He chuckled to himself. That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.
 * Percy: I didn't cause your accident on purpose, Thomas.
 * Narrator: Whispered Percy.
 * Percy: You do know that, don't you?
 * Thomas: Of course.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: And I'm sorry I teased you. Your green paint look splendid again too. In future, we're both be more careful of coal.

Pop Goes the Diesel (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too and makes everything ran like clockwork. It was a splendid day. (as Duck is being turned round, he collects three coaches, like a red and yellow Express coach, a red and white Express coach, and a red Express coach, and heads along the line) The cars and coaches behave well, the passengers even stopped grumbling. (as Duck shunts eight freight cars and a caboose together, he puffs along past an angry Henry, Gordon, and James, hauling eleven freight cars, and a caboose) But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
 * Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
 * Narrator: Duck told them.
 * Duck: The Great Western way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and...
 * Henry, Gordon and James: (all angry) Don't we know it!
 * Narrator: They groaned. The engines were glad when the visitor came. He purred smoothly towards him. (a new visitor named Devious Diesel arrives) Sir Topham Hatt introduce him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
 * Diesel: Good morning.
 * Narrator: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
 * Diesel: Please to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines. (Duck sets off with Diesel following him)
 * Narrator: The silly engines were flattered.
 * Engines: He has very good manners.
 * Narrator: They murmured.
 * Engines: We're pleased to have in our yard. (Casey, Johnny, Toots, and Tillie are not impressed)
 * Narrator: Duck had his doubts.
 * Duck: Come on!
 * Narrator: He said. Diesel purred after him. (Duck and Diesel arrive at the yard and stop)
 * Diesel: Your worth Top...
 * Duck: Sir Topham Hatt to you.
 * Narrator: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
 * Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesel don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improvement. We are revolutionary.
 * Duck: Oh!
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: If you are revo-thingummy, perhaps you would collect my cars while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
 * Narrator: Diesel delighted to show off, purred away. (as Duck hurries to collect Gordon's five coaches like a green and yellow coach in the front, a tan coach in the first middle, a red and white coach in the second middle, a green coach in the third middle, and a red coach, for his Wil Nor Wester express train, Diesel hurries to the yard to collect nine empty freight cars like two vans, a fuel car, a flatcar, and five empty cars) When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some cars from a siding. They were old and empty. They've not been touch for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move. (Diesel has difficulty, trying to pull the cars out of a siding, until he snaps a coupling before Diesel rolls forward)
 * Diesel: (angry) Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
 * Cars: Oh! Oh!
 * Narrator: The cars groaned.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * Narrator: Duck watched with interest. (Duck covers his mouth with his hand) Diesel lost patience.
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrr!
 * Narrator: He roared, and gave a great heave. The cars jerked forward.
 * Cars: Ohhh! Ohhh!
 * Narrator: They screamed.
 * Cars: We can't! We won't!
 * Narrator: Some of their brakes snapped, and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrrr!
 * Duck: (laughs) Ha, ha, ha!
 * Narrator: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and try to push the cars back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other cars. (Duck collects some other freight cars and flees)
 * Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
 * Diesel: (angry) Don't you want this lot?
 * Duck: No thank you.
 * Narrator: Diesel gulped.
 * Diesel: (angry) And I've taken all this trouble? Why didn't you tell me?
 * Duck: You never asked me. Besides.
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: You were having such fun being revo-whatever-it-was-you-said. Goodbye.
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrrr! (Diesel collects the Breakdown Train, but hates the freight cars laughing and singing at him, then departs)
 * Narrator: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the cars were laughing and singing at him.
 * Cars: Cars are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel, in and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel, when he pulls the wrong cars out, Pop Goes The Diesel!
 * Diesel: (angry) Grrr!
 * Narrator: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed. (Diesel scuttles away with the Breakdown Train to sulk in the shed)

Diesel's Devious Deeds (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Diesel the new engine was sulking. The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him. (Diesel is shunting some freight cars in the yard, feeling really furious)
 * Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about...
 * Narrator: Duck was horrified. (Duck runs forward and bumps a car out of the way before Diesel arrives)
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * Narrator: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
 * Narrator: Diesel was still furious.
 * Diesel: (angry) It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Henry: Nonsense.
 * Narrator: Said Henry.
 * Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Narrator: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Narrator: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. (Diesel goes alongside the cars and flees) Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
 * Narrator: And he sniggered away.
 * Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
 * Narrator: Guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
 * Narrator: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. (Henry, Gordon, and James go by, furious) Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Narrator: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Narrator: Finished Henry.
 * Henry: We cannot allow it.
 * Narrator: They consulted together.
 * Henry: Yes.
 * Narrator: They said.
 * Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * Narrator: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. (Duck is taking four freight cars and a caboose to a siding before going to the shed to take a rest) He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: Hooosh!
 * James: Keep out!
 * Duck: Stop fooling.
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: I'm tired.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: So are we.
 * Narrator: Hissed the engines.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the cars.
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Duck: I don't! (Casey, Tracy, and Tillie are alarmed)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do! (Johnny, Toots, Montana, and Tootle are alarmed too)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
 * Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
 * Narrator: Spluttered Gordon.
 * James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
 * Narrator: Hissed James.
 * Henry: I'm old square wheels!
 * Narrator: Fumed Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
 * Narrator: Duck considered.
 * Duck: I only wish sir.
 * Narrator: He said gravely.
 * Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
 * Narrator: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He had been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
 * Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
 * Narrator: Diesel lurked up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
 * Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Duck: As you wish, Sir. (runs sadly away)
 * Narrator: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph. (Casey, Tillie, Montana, Tracy, Johnny, Toots, and Tootle look sad about Duck leaving before they drip some tears)

A Close Shave for Duck (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Duck the Great Western Engine puffed sadly to Edward's Station. (Duck arrives sadly at Edward's station)
 * Duck: It's not fair!
 * Narrator: He complained.
 * Duck: Diesel has been telling lies about me, and made Sir Topham Hatt and all the engines think I'm horrid. (flashbacks are shown)
 * Narrator: Edward smiled.
 * Edward: I know you aren't, and so does Sir Topham Hatt. You wait and see. Why don't you help me with these cars? (sets off with seven freight cars like S.C.Ruffey, a boxcar, a cattle car, a milk wagon, three stone cars, and a caboose)
 * Narrator: Duck felt happier with Edward, and set to work at once. (couples up to the end of Edward's train and pushes from behind) The cars were silly, heavy, and noisy. The two engines had to work hard, pushing and pulling them all afternoon. At last, they reached the top of the hill. (Duck and Edward are seen travelling through the countryside and heading up Gordon's hill by pushing and pulling the silly, heavy, and noisy foolish freight cars)
 * Duck: Good-bye!
 * Narrator: Whistled Duck and rolled gently over the crossing to the other line. Duck loved coasting down the hill, running easily with the wind whistling past. Suddenly, it was a conductor's warning whistle! (Duck runs light down hill, only to be chased by Edward's seven freight cars freight cars and caboose that he was hauling)
 * Freight Cars: Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
 * Narrator: Laughed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: We've broken away! We've broken away! Chase him! Bump him! Throw him off the rails!
 * Narrator: They yelled.
 * Duck's Driver: Hurry, Duck, Hurry! (Duck speeds through Edward's station with the cars catching up, whistling furiously, and surprising Toots, Ackley Attack 4427, and Johnny, who are alarmed when they see Duck and the freight cars passing through)
 * Narrator: Said the driver. They raced through Edward's station, but the cars were catching up.
 * Duck's Driver: As fast as we can, then they'll catch us gradually!
 * Narrator: The driver was gaining control.
 * Duck's Driver: Another clear mile, and we'll do it. (the cars catch Duck with a shuddering jar, making him go even faster)
 * Duck: Oh, glory, look at that! (heads toward Crosby station where James and his five coaches like his green and yellow coach and his four red coaches are pulling out on the line from the station ahead)
 * Narrator: James was just pulling out on their line from the station ahead. Any minute, there could be a crash!
 * Duck's Driver: It's up to you now, Duck!
 * Narrator: Cried the driver. Duck put every ounce of weight and strength against the cars.
 * Duck:: It's too late!
 * Narrator: Duck groaned, and shut his eyes. He veered into a siding where a barber set up shop. He was shaving a customer." (Fifi Fa Lume from Tiny Toon Adventures, checking her laptop, and Tommy, checking his watch, both watch Tom Cat shave Mr. Bean, before Duck, with Mac's surprised face from Duncan Drops A Clanger, holds out a sign, saying Yikes!, and shuts his eyes with Thomas's mirrored eyes shut face from Calling All Engines!, before he crashes into the shop and makes a loud sliding, groaning, 'CRASH!' noise, surprising an alarmed Casey Jr and a surprised Tillie, a horrified Casey Jones in James's cabin, a shocked Conductor, even James, with his Thomas and the New Engine surprised face, Sonic, Amy Rose, and all the passengers as well too) The silly cars had knocked their conductor off their van, and left him far behind after he had whistled a warning. But the cars didn't care. They were feeling very pleased with themselves.
 * Duck: Beg pardon, sir.
 * Narrator: Gasped Duck.
 * Duck: Excuse my intrusion.
 * The Barber: No, I won't!
 * Narrator: Said The Barber.
 * The Barber: You've frightened my customers! I'll teach you! (lathers poor Duck's face all over before Thomas arrives with Johnny and the Breakdown Train to help Duck back on the rails with Sir Topham Hatt arriving)
 * Narrator: And he lathered Duck's face all over. Poor Duck. Thomas was helping to pull the cars away, when Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
 * The Barber: I do not like engines popping through my walls!
 * Narrator: Fumed The Barber.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I appreciate your feelings,
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: But you must know that this engine and his crew have prevented a very serious accident. It was a very close, um, shave.
 * The Barber: Oh.
 * Narrator: Said the Barber.
 * The Barber: Oh. Excuse me.
 * Narrator: He filled a basin of water to wash Duck's face. (the Barber fills a basin of water and throws at Duck's face to wash off the foam)
 * The Barber: I'm sorry. I didn't know you were being a brave engine.
 * Duck: That's all right, sir. I didn't know that, either.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You were very brave, indeed.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm proud of you. (Thomas finally pulls poor Duck back onto the rails)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt watched the rescue operation, then he had more news for Duck.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And when you are properly washed and healed, you are coming home.
 * Duck: Home, sir? Do you mean the yard?
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Of course.
 * Duck: But sir, they don't like me. They like Diesel.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Not now. I never believed Diesel, so I sent him packing. The engines are sorry and want you back. (Thomas, Percy, and James whistle for Duck)
 * Narrator: A few days later, when he came home, there was a really rousing welcome for Duck the Great Western Engine. (Duck comes home and reunites with the engines)

Edward's Exploit (George Carlin)

 * Narrator: Bertie the Bus was giving some visitors the tour on the Island of Sodor. (Edward, coupled to five coaches, struggles to break away from the station, but finds it hard to start the heavy train, then hears Henry, with his green and yellow coach, his red and white coach, and red coach, James, hauling his green and yellow coach and four red coaches, and Gordon, pulling his green and yellow coach, tan coach, red and white coach, green coach, and red coach, talking about him) It was their last afternoon, and Edward was preparing to take them to meet Bill and Ben. He found it hard to start the heavy train.
 * Henry: Did you see him straining?
 * Narrator: Asked Henry.
 * James: Positively painful.
 * Narrator: Remarked James.
 * Gordon: Just pathetic.
 * Narrator: Grunted Gordon.
 * Gordon: He should give up and be preserved before it's too late.
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * Narrator: Burst out Duck.
 * Duck: You're all jealous. Edward's better than any of you.
 * BoCo: You're right, Duck.
 * Narrator: Said BoCo.
 * BoCo: Edward's old, but he'll surprised us all.
 * Edward: I've done it, we're off! I've done it, we're off! (finally pulls out of the station toward the docks to meet Bill and Ben with four cabooses)
 * Narrator: Said Edward, as he finally puffed out of the station. Bill and Ben were delighted to see the visitors. (Bill and Ben take the visitors in their four cabooses toward the China Clay Works) They loved being photographed. Later, they took the party to the China Clay Works in the break van special. Everyone have a splendid time, and the visitors were most impressed. Then, Edward took the visitors home. (Edward takes the visitors, but ends up being buffered by the wind and rain, and accidentally breaks one of his coupling rods apart) On the way, the weather changed. Wind and rain buffered in Edward. His sanding gear failed, and his fireman rode in front dropping sand on the rails by hand. Suddenly, Edward's wheels slipped fiercely and with a shrieking crack, something broke. The crew inspected the damage. Repairs took some time.
 * Driver: One of your crank pins broke, Edward?
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Driver: We've taken your side rods off. Now you're like an old fashioned engine. Can you get these people home? They must start back tonight?
 * Edward: I'll try, sir.
 * Narrator: Promised Edward. Edward puffed and pulled his hardest. (Edward tries to start again, but finds his wheels slipping, and can't start the heavy train) But his wheels kept slipping, and he couldn't start the heavy train. The passengers were anxious. The driver, fireman and conductor went along the train, making adjustments between the coaches.
 * Driver: We've loosened the couplings, Edward. Now you can pick up your coaches one by one, just as you do with freight cars.
 * Edward: That'll be much easier.
 * Narrator: Said Edward.
 * Edward: Come on!
 * Narrator: He puffed, and moved cautiously forward. The first coach moving help to start the second and the second help the third. (Edward finally manages to get the whole train rolling toward Knapford station)
 * Edward: I've done it, I've done it!
 * Narrator: Puffed Edward.
 * Driver: Steady, boy.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Well done, boy! You've got them, you've got them!
 * Narrator: And he listened happily to Edward's steady beat, as he forced slowly but surely ahead. At last, battered, wearly, but unbeaten, Edward steamed in. Henry was waiting for the visitors with the special train.
 * Edward: Peep peep! (arrives at Knapford station to meet Henry, hauling his green and yellow coach, red and white coach, and red coach)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt angrily pointed to the clock, but excited passengers cheered and thanked Edward, his driver and fireman. Duck and BoCo saw to it that Edward was left in peace. Gordon and James remain respectfully silent.

Percy's Ghostly Trick (Ringo Starr-US)

 * (Owl hooting)
 * (Ghostly whistle blows)
 * Percy: And every year on the date of the accident, it runs again as a warning to others, plunging into the gap, shrieking like a lost soul.
 * Thomas: Percy what are you talking about?
 * Percy: The ghost train. Driver saw it last night.
 * Thomas and Toby: Where?
 * Narrator: Asked Thomas and Toby.
 * Percy: He didn't say, oh it makes my wheels wobble to think of it.
 * Thomas: Pooh!
 * Narrator: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: You're just a silly little engine. I'm not scared.
 * (Thomas' whistle toots as he sets off, hauling his ten freight cars and caboose)
 * Percy: Thomas didn't believe in ghosts.
 * Narrator: Said Percy next morning. His driver laughed.
 * Percy's Driver: Neither do I. It was only a pretend ghost story.
 * Narrator: Percy was disappointed. That evening, he came back from the harbour.
 * (Percy's whistle toots, as he returns home, hauling his seven freight cars and a caboose, as the owl hoots)
 * Narrator: Percy knew where he was, even in the dark.
 * Percy: Crowe's Farm Crossing. We shan't be long now. (Whistle toots)
 * Narrator: He liked running at night. The rails hummed and the signal light shoned green. But a broken cart load of lime lay ahead. Sam the Farmer had just gone for help.
 * (Percy's whistle toots and a loud crash is heard as he hits the cart)
 * Narrator: Percy broke the cart to smithereens. Lime flew everywhere. He puffed quickly to the nearest signal box.
 * (Percy's whistle toots. CRASH!)
 * Narrator: Percy's driver explained what had happened.
 * Signalman: I'll see to it.
 * Narrator: Said the Signalman.
 * Signalman: But you better clean Percy, or people will think he's a ghost.
 * Narrator: Percy chuckled.
 * Percy: Do let's pretend I'm a ghost and scared Thomas. That'll teach him to see I'm a silly little engine.
 * Narrator: Toby promised to help.
 * (Toby's bell rings as Toby arrives at the shed)
 * Narrator: Thomas was being oiled up for his evening train.
 * Toby: Percy's had an accident!
 * Narrator: Cried Toby.
 * Thomas: Poor engine.
 * Narrator: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Botheration! That means I'll be late!
 * Toby: They've cleared the line for you, but there's something worse.
 * Thomas: Out with it, Toby, I can't wait all evening.
 * Toby: I've just seen something.
 * Narrator: Said Toby.
 * Toby: It looked like Percy's ghost. It said it was coming here to warn us.
 * Thomas: Pooh! Who cares? Don't be frightened, Toby. I'll take care of you.
 * (Percy's whistle toots as he approaches the shed)
 * Percy: Peep, peep, peep-peep-peep, peep! Let me in, let me in!
 * George Carlin: Wailed Percy.
 * Toby: No, no! Not by the smoke on my chimney chim chim!
 * Percy: I'll chuff and I'll puff and I'll break your door in!
 * Thomas: Oh dear!
 * Narrator: Explained Thomas.
 * Thomas: It's getting late. Oh, I have no idea. Oh, I must find Annie and Clarabel.
 * (Thomas' whistle toots as he flees)
 * Narrator: It was morning when Thomas returned. (Thomas arrives, hauling Annie, Becky, Britanny, Clarabel, the dismissing coach, Drew, and Beatrice, to meet up with Toby, Henrietta, Victoria, Elsie, and nine freight cars and a caboose)
 * Toby: Where have you been?
 * Narrator: Asked Toby.
 * Thomas: Ah well.
 * George Carlin: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I knew you be sad about Percy, and I, um, I didn't like to intrude. I slept in the freight shed and...
 * (Percy's whistle toots)
 * (Ghostly whistle)
 * Thomas: Oh, sorry, can't stop. Gotta see a coach about a train. (Thomas flees with his coaches)
 * Narrator: Percy was non a worse for his adventure, and was still enjoying himself enormously. He had heard everything.
 * Percy: Well, well, well! What do you know about that?
 * Toby: Anyone would think...
 * Narrator: Chuckled Toby.
 * Toby: ...that our Thomas had just seen a ghost!

A New Friend for Thomas (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Trevor the Traction Engine enjoyed living in the Vicarage Orchard. (Edward arrives with a flatbed, a breakdown train, and a caboose) Edward came to see him every day, but sometimes Trevor didn't have enough work to do.
 * Trevor: I do like to keep busy all the time.
 * Narrator: He sighed one day.
 * Trevor: And I do like company. Especially, children's company.
 * Edward: Cheer up.
 * Narrator: Smiled Edward.
 * Edward: Sir Topham Hatt has worked for you at his new harbor. I'm to take you to meet Thomas today.
 * Trevor: Oh.
 * Narrator: Exclaimed Trevor happily.
 * Trevor: The harbor, the seaside, children. That would be lovely.
 * Narrator: (as Edward arrives at the junction with Trevor, Thomas arrives with two flatcars and a coal car to meet up with the blue engine and traction engine) Thomas was on his way to the harbour with a trainload of metal pilings. They were needed to make the harbour wharf firm and safe.
 * Edward: Hello, Thomas.
 * Narrator: Said Edward.
 * Edward: This is Trevor a friend of mine. He's a traction engine.
 * Narrator: Thomas eyed the newcomer doubtfully.
 * Thomas: A what engine?
 * Trevor: A traction engine.
 * Narrator: Explained Trevor.
 * Trevor: I run on roads instead of rails. Can you take me to the harbour, please? Sir Topham Hatt has a job for me.
 * Thomas: Yes, of course.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas. But he was still puzzled. Workmen coupled Trevor's car to Thomas' train and soon they were ready to start their journey. (Thomas, with two flatcars, Trevor's flatcar with Trevor on top, a coal car, and a caboose, sets off to the harbour)
 * Trevor: I'm glad Sir Topham Hatt needs me.
 * Narrator: Called Trevor.
 * Trevor: I don't have enough to do sometime you know. Although i can work anywhere. In orchards, on farms, in scrapyards even at harbours. (Thomas passes Casey Jr hauling his yellow coach, blue coach, orange baggage car, green coach, and red caboose and racing Tillie hauling her Birthday Train cars)
 * Thomas: But you don't run on rails.
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas.
 * Trevor: I'm a traction engine. I don't need rails to be useful.
 * Narrator: Replied Trevor. (Thomas passes Montana hauling a green and yellow Express coach, a green Express coach, and a red Express coach)
 * Trevor: You wait and see.
 * Narrator: When they reached the harbour, they found everything in confusion. Cars had been derailed, blocking the line and stone slabs lay everywhere.
 * Driver: We must get this pilings past.
 * Narrator: Said Thomas' Driver.
 * Driver: They are escential. Trevor, we need you to drag them round this mess.
 * Trevor: Just the sort of job i like.
 * Narrator: Replied Trevor.
 * Trevor: Now you'll see, Thomas. I'll soon show you what traction engines can do. (Thomas and Trevor soon start to work hard)
 * Narrator: Trevor was as good as his work. He dragged the pilings clear with chains and towed them into position.
 * Trevor: Who needs rails? (Thomas collects Annie and Clarabel and takes them to see Trevor)
 * Narrator: He muttered cheerfully to himself. Later, Thomas brought Annie and Clarabel to visit him. Thomas was most impressed.
 * Thomas: Now I understand how useful a traction engine can be.
 * Narrator: The coaches were full of children. Trevor gave them rides to all the harbour. He liked this best of all. (Trevor puffs along, passing Tootle, who puffs along, hauling three wagons, and Katy Caboose, and while Tracy goes by, hauling her green wagon, and red Caboose, Johnny puffs past, hauling his mail car, flatcar, acorn car, and caboose, and passes Toots hauling seven boxcars and a caboose)
 * Annie: He's very kind.
 * Narrator: Said Annie.
 * Clarabel: He reminds me of Thomas.
 * Narrator: Added Clarabel. (Thomas collects the four freight cars and caboose with Trevor on the third one and pulls them to the junction) Everyone was sorry when it was time for Trevor to go. Thomas pulled him to the junction. A small tear came into Trevor's eye. Thomas pretended not to see. He whistled gaily to make Trevor happy.
 * Thomas: I'll come and see you if I can.
 * Narrator: He promised.
 * Thomas: The Vicar will look after you and there's plenty of work for you now at the orchard. But we may meet you again at the harbour someday.
 * Trevor: That would be wonderful.
 * Narrator: Said Trevor. That evening, Trevor stood remembering his new friend Thomas, the harbour, and most of all, the children. Then he went happily to sleep in the shed at the bottom of the orchard.

No Joke for James (George Carlin)

 * Narrator: James is a mixed traffic engine. He can pull both freight cars and coaches. (as the first shot finds James hauling nine freight cars and a caboose, the second shot finds James pulling five coaches like three tan coaches and Annie and Clarabel) He's proud of his smart red paint and so is his driver.
 * James' Driver: Everyone says you brighten up your day, James.
 * Narrator: One morning, James whistled loudly at the other engines. (James is in the yard with Percy and Thomas shunting freight cars together)
 * James: Look at me! I'm a smartest most useful engine on the line!
 * Thomas: Rubbish.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas.
 * Thomas: We're all useful. Sir Topham Hatt says so and he's head of the whole railway.
 * Percy: You know what, James?
 * Narrator: Added Percy.
 * James: What?
 * Narrator: Replied James.
 * Percy: You're getting all puffed up. (James clanks fiercely away)
 * Narrator: James huffed away. Later, he was still boasting.
 * James: I'm the pride of the line. (meets up with Gordon as a freight train gets shunted past him)
 * Gordon: I saw you're pulling freight cars. You're only a goods engine.
 * James: I've pull coaches too.
 * Gordon: Not as much as I do.
 * James: But Sir Topham Hatt had plans for me.
 * Narrator: James was making this up but Gordon believed him.
 * Gordon: What plans?
 * James: Uh, wait and see. Oh dear.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * James: Now what'll I do?
 * Narrator: Thomas was shunting shiny new coaches. (Thomas pulls into the yard with Gordon's five usual express coaches like Gordon's green and yellow Express coach, a light red Express coach, a tan Express coach, a dark red Express coach, and a red Express coach)
 * Thomas: Good morning, James.
 * James: Are those coaches for me?
 * Narrator: Asked James hopefully.
 * Thomas: No, these are for Gordon's Express. I'll fetch your freight cars next. (Tootle runs by with three freight cars and Katy Caboose)
 * Narrator: But James was going to play a trick on the other engines.
 * James: Actually, Thomas, I'm taking the coaches. Sir Topham Hatt asked me to tell you.
 * Thomas: What about the cars?
 * Narrator: Asked Thomas.
 * James: Uh, give them to Gordon.
 * Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Thomas' Driver: Orders are orders. (Thomas obeys and leaves Gordon's coaches for James to couple up to so that he can escape)
 * Narrator: So when James' driver returned, James was coupled to the coaches and he puffed away. (James flees, taking Gordon's coaches) Thomas returned with the freight cars. And a few minutes later, Gordon arrived. (Thomas shunts five freight cars and caboose for Gordon, who arrives)
 * Gordon: Where's the express?
 * Narrator: Thomas told him about James.
 * Thomas: And so here are your cars.
 * Narrator: Gordon was very cross and so was his driver. (Thomas leaves the freight cars and flees)
 * Gordon's Driver: Wait until Sir Topham Hatt hears about this.
 * Narrator: Meanwhile James was enjoying himself enormously. (James speeds along the line, hauling Gordon's five Express coaches)
 * James: What a clever plan! What a clever plan!
 * Narrator: He chuffed. Then he saw Sir Topham Hatt. (as James arrives at Elsbridge station, Percy goes by, hauling four freight cars and a caboose)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Some jokes are funny, but not this one, James. You have caused confusion.
 * James: Yes Sir.
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You will now stay in your shed until you are wanted. (James obeys and uncouples himself from the train and flees sadly back to the shed)
 * Narrator: The other engines teased James.
 * Gordon: I wonder who'd be pulling the express today?
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * Henry: I expect it'll be you.
 * Narrator: Replied Henry.
 * Henry: James is stuck in the shed for being silly.
 * Narrator: James felt sad. Next morning, he went back to work. (James sadly went back to work)
 * Thomas: Hello.
 * Narrator: Whistled Thomas.
 * Thomas: Good to see you out and about again.
 * James: I'm sorry I tricked you.
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * James: Are these my cars?
 * Thomas: Yes.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas kindly.
 * Thomas: They're please to have you back. (Thomas leaves)
 * Narrator: James set off to the harbour with a train of freight cars. He bustled about all day pushing and pulling them into place. (James takes all nine freight cars and a caboose to the docks)
 * James' Driver: Time to go home now, James.
 * Narrator: Said his driver at last.
 * James' Driver: No cars or passengers. Just we too.
 * Narrator: But his driver was wrong.
 * Railway Inspector: Excuse me.
 * Narrator: Said the man.
 * Railway Inspector: I have a meeting with Sir Topham Hatt and I mustn't be late. May I ride back with you?
 * James' Driver: Of course.
 * Narrator: Replied James' driver. Then he whispered to James.
 * James' Driver: This gentleman is a railway inspector.
 * Narrator: James was most impressed. (couples up to his nine freight cars and caboose and speeds along the line at a high speed toward Knapford station) He steamed along the line as smoothly and quickly as he could. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting on the platform and the railway inspector greeted him warmly.
 * Railway Inspector: This clever engine gave me a splendid ride. You must be proud of him.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Yes indeed. James, once again, you are a really useful engine. (James smiles)
 * James: Yeah! I'm good at pulling freight cars and coaches. I'm proud of my smart red paint. And once again, I am a really useful engine. (pulls a mixed train of coaches and freight cars together)

The World's Strongest Engine (Alec Baldwin)

 * Narrator: The engines on the Island of Sodor liked feeling responsible, reliable and really useful. (as Casey Jr goes by, hauling his yellow coach, his blue coach, his orange baggage car, his green coach, and his red caboose, he passes Silver Fish standing on a siding, while Greendale Rocket goes by, hauling her green coach and red mailcar) They work hard to compete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay. (as Melissa runs light engine past Emma, hauling six freight cars and a caboose, Percy, Duck, and Thomas, hauling Gordon's Wil Nor Wester train with a green and yellow coach, a tan coach, a red and white coach, a green coach, Connor's coach, Caitlin's coach, and a red coach, passing Henry, who, while hauling nine freight cars and a caboose, has come off the rails) But the troublesome trucks delighted mischief and their mischief causes trouble as poor Henry found out.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Henry has had an accident and been sent for repairs.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: There are no other engines available. So Diesel will help until Henry returns.
 * Engines: Yes sir.
 * Narrator: Huffed the engines, but they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Diesel he was always being rude and always showing off.
 * Percy: I hope Henry's mended soon.
 * Narrator: Said Percy.
 * Thomas: He moves more trucks than three Diesels put together.
 * Narrator: Agreed Thomas.
 * Gordon: Trucks are no one's friends.
 * Narrator: Huffed Gordon. The next day, Diesel was working at the docks. (Diesel arrives at the docks)
 * Diesel: When Sir Topham Hatt sees how good I am.
 * Narrator: He bragged to the trucks.
 * Diesel: He'll get rid of steam engines once and for all.
 * Narrator: This gave the troublesome trucks an idea. As Diesel was shunting them together, they started to sing. (Diesel shunts five freight cars alongside the rest)
 * Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Is that all you can haul, Henry loads are longer, is that all you can haul, Henry must be stronger.
 * Narrator: Diesel was cross. He was sure to be stronger than Henry.
 * Diesel: I'll push you all at the same time.
 * Narrator: He said. The trucks giggled.
 * Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.
 * Diesel: That's me.
 * Narrator: Said Diesel.
 * Diesel: The world's strongest engine. (Diesel shunts five other cars into the first five, then collects five others, and shunts them with the rest, and collects the last batch, but shunts the last batch into the other fifteen, as Thomas, Percy, and Duck, on a siding, watch)
 * Alec Baldwin: And Diesel shunted five trucks together, then ten, then fifteen. Soon he had an enormous line of twenty trucks.
 * Percy: What's Diesel doing?
 * Narrator: Cried Percy.
 * Thomas: He thinks he's the world's strongest engine.
 * Narrator: Replied Thomas. Diesel didn't know the shunters have the brakes on the trucks. The troublesome trucks knew, but encouraged Diesel to push anyway.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Push, push, push! (Diesel pushes, but fails)
 * Narrator: Diesel pushed and he pushed and he pushed, but the trucks didn't move. So Diesel decided to pull the trucks instead.
 * Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we won't go.
 * Narrator: Sang the trucks. This made Diesel very cross. He pulled and he pulled and he pulled. (Diesel pulls, but snaps the coupling, then shoots forward into the sea)
 * Diesel: Help! Grease and oil!
 * Narrator: Diesel sulked as the trucks laughed and laughed. Sir Topham Hatt looked down crossly at Diesel.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I thought you would be a proper dockyard diesel, but I was wrong.
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Can you make up for lost time, Henry?
 * Henry: Oh yes, sir. (Henry, now repaired, goes by, and couples up to the rear of the train)
 * Narrator: Henry replied happily. He backed up to the trucks and the shunters released the brakes. Then Henry pulled away as easy as pie and the engines cheered. Diesel was sent home in disgrace, but the engines had learned a lesson.
 * Thomas: Even troublesome trucks can do you a favor sometime.
 * Narrator: Chuffed Thomas.
 * Percy: Like getting rid of a smelly old Diesel.
 * Narrator: Puffed Percy.
 * Devious Diesel: (Darth Vader's Voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Looks like I'm stuck at being home in disgrace and I have to get repaired and stay in the works forever like I'm forced to do so.
 * Toby: (arrives at the works) Well, well, well. It serves you right, Devious Diesel. That will teach you and other villains lessons to mess with us engines. (chuffs happily away from the works)
 * Devious Diesel: Oh brother. Here we go again.

Molly's Special Special (Michael Brandon)

 * Narrator: Molly's Special Special. It was a blustery day on the Island of Sodor. Thomas was excited. He was on his way to meet a new engine called Molly. She was waiting as he pulled into the yards. Molly was bright yellow. She had great big wheels and a shiny funnel. She looked very smart. (Thomas pulls into the yard to see Molly hauling some freight cars)
 * Thomas: Hello!
 * Narrator: Thomas puffed cheerfully.
 * Molly: Hello.
 * Narrator: Molly chuffed back. Molly looked sad.
 * Thomas: (confused) What's the matter?
 * Narrator: Asked Thomas.
 * Molly: Emily laughed at me because I have to take empty freight cars to the coaling plant.
 * Narrator: Molly puffed sadly.
 * Molly: I want to take full freight cars like a really useful engine!
 * Narrator: This made Thomas feel sad.
 * Thomas: (sad) How can I help Molly feel important?
 * Narrator: He thought to himself. Then he saw some tarps flapping in the wind. This gave Thomas an idea.
 * Thomas: I know what we can do!
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas. Molly reversed the empty freight cars into a siding. (Molly puts the cars on a siding and gets the tarps put on them to cover the cars) Thomas asked Molly's driver to cover her freight cars with the tarps.
 * Thomas: With your cars covered up, no one will know they are empty.
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: We can make everyone think you're carrying a special delivery!
 * Molly: Then I will feel important!
 * Narrator: Molly chuffed cheerfully. (Thomas passes Toots sunbathing on a siding and meets Emily and her three coaches) Later, when Thomas saw Emily at the station, he told her all about Molly's special.
 * Emily: What is it?
 * Narrator: Asked Emily.
 * Thomas: Not telling.
 * Narrator: Thomas puffed.
 * Thomas: But it's the most special special of all!
 * Narrator: And every time Thomas saw another engine, (passes Casey Jr, hauling his yellow coach, a red coach, and a flatcar, with Tillie pushing from behind, and arrives at the yard to meet Johnny, Gordon, and Henry) he told them all about Molly's special special. Soon all the engines were talking about Molly's special. They were excited...except Gordon.
 * Gordon: It won't be as important as my express!
 * Michael Brandon: Gordon huffed.
 * Thomas: (annoyed) Molly's special is much more important than the express!
 * Michael Brandon: Puffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: And you'll see it tonight at Abbey Station!
 * Michael Brandon: But then Thomas was worried.
 * Thomas: (Sad) How can I make Molly's freight cars look even more special than Gordon's express?
 * Michael Brandon: He wondered. Later that evening, Thomas saw a stationmaster lighting lanterns. (Thomas pulls seven freight cars and a caboose into the station) This gave him another idea.
 * Thomas: Can I borrow your lanterns?
 * Narrator: Thomas puffed to the stationmaster.
 * Stationmaster: Of course.
 * Narrator: The stationmaster replied. Soon Thomas' trucks were filled with the lanterns. And he puffed away to find Molly. (Thomas brings the lamps to Molly's cars to make them shine bright in the dark) Soon, Molly's freight cars were decorated with the beautiful lanterns. She was taking the cars to the coaling plant for a very important job.
 * Thomas: Your freight cars look very special now.
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: You must go through Abbey Station. Lots of engines will be there to see you.
 * Narrator The lanterns on Molly's freight cars twinkled like stars in the night. (Thomas and Molly arrive at Abbey station to meet the other engines) When Thomas and Molly arrived at Abbey Station, Emily, Percy and Gordon were waiting. Percy gasped.
 * Percy: Whoo!
 * Emily: She looks magnificent!
 * Narrator: Exclaimed Emily. And for the first time since she'd been on Sodor, Molly felt special...but not for long. A strong gust of wind blew one of the tarps into the air.
 * Thomas: (surprised) Oh, no! (one of the tarps is blown off and has landed on a surprised Percy)
 * Narrator: Gasped Thomas. Now everyone could see there was nothing inside!
 * Gordon: (angry) Those freight cars are empty!
 * Narrator: Gordon huffed.
 * Gordon: I know it couldn't be as important as the express.
 * Percy: (tired) So there isn't a special special?
 * Narrator: Percy puffed sadly. Molly felt silly and not very important at all, so she puffed away as fast as she could. (Molly flees) Thomas felt very bad. Just then, Sir Topham Hatt called the stationmaster; and the stationmaster came to see Thomas.
 * Stationmaster: There are lots of engines waiting at the coaling plant.
 * Narrator: The stationmaster said.
 * Stationmaster: They're waiting for Molly's freight cars!
 * Thomas: (surprised) Oh, no.
 * Narrator Moaned Thomas.
 * Thomas: (sad) I've got to find Molly quickly!
 * Narrator: Molly had stopped in a siding. She looked very sad.
 * Thomas: (sad) I'm sorry I made you look silly.
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: (sad) But they are waiting for your empty freight cars at the coaling plant!
 * Molly: But I've nearly run out of coal.
 * Narrator: Moaned Molly.
 * Thomas: Don't worry.
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas.
 * Thomas: I can help you get there.
 * Narrator: So Thomas pushed and Molly pulled. (Thomas and Molly work together) Thomas and Molly worked together. And they arrived at the coaling plant in no time at all. There were lots of engines waiting for them. They all needed the empty freight cars to start their nighttime deliveries.
 * Thomas: Your empty freight cars were important after all!
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas. Molly felt so proud it made her axles tingle.
 * Henry: We need even more freight cars.
 * Narrator: Chuffed Henry.
 * Molly: I'll get them!
 * Narrator: Molly chuffed cheerfully.
 * Thomas: And I'll help!
 * Narrator: Puffed Thomas. Molly filled up with more coal, then Molly and Thomas raced back to the yard. (Thomas and Molly, double-headed, collect some more freight cars) They collected some more empty freight cars...and they puffed quickly away. Gordon had stopped at a junction. His signal had turned to red. (a sad Gordon, hauling his green and yellow Express coach and his red and white Express coach, is waiting)
 * Molly: Out of the way!
 * Narrator: Puffed Molly.
 * Molly: Empty freight cars coming through!
 * Thomas: You see.
 * Narrator Laughed Thomas.
 * Thomas: Sometimes empty freight cars are more important than your express!
 * Narrator: (as Gordon's angry face goes red as the signal, Thomas and Molly depart with their freight cars) Gordon's face went as red as the signal. And Molly felt more special than special.

Emily's New Route (Michael Brandon)

 * Narrator: It was summertime on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were very busy. They carry freight and passengers up and down the lines. (the scene opens with Thomas passing by, hauling Annie and Clarabel, and while Tillie goes by, hauling her birthday train, Casey Jr heads past, pulling his yellow coach, blue coach, orange baggage car, green coach, and red caboose) Sir Topham Hatt came to see Emily.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I am opening some new route for the summer.
 * Narrator: He announced.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Emily, you will pull the flour mill special.
 * Emily: Thank you, sir.
 * Narrator: Said Emily. She was pleased. Emily stopped to fill up with water on the way to the flour mill. (Emily obeys and heads toward the water tower, only to find James hauling three red coaches) But James was already there.
 * Emily: Sir Topham Hatt has given me the flour mill special.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * James: You're lucky.
 * Narrator: James huffed.
 * James: I have to do the Black Loch run.
 * Emily: Why don't you like the Black Loch?
 * Narrator: Asked Emily.
 * James: There were boulders all over the tracks.
 * Narrator: He moaned.
 * James: They bash your buffers and scratch your paint. And there's a Black Loch monster.
 * Emily: What's the Black Loch monster?
 * James: Nobody knows.
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * James: Black figures move in the water and then they disappeared.
 * Emily: Oh...
 * Narrator: And James puffed away. (James puffs away with his three red coaches while Emily goes to the water tower and takes on some more water) Emily was pleased she didn't have to go to Black Loch. At the flour mill, the flour had been loaded onto trucks. Emily was coupled up. (Emily buffers up to the six freight cars and a caboose and pulls away) Then she puffed across the countryside to Knapford Station. But the troublesome trucks saw a chance for mischief.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Hold back! Hold back!
 * Narrator: They screeched. Emily pulled as hard as she could, but the troublesome trucks made her go very slowly. Emily was late delivering the flour. So there would be no fresh gray that day. Sir Topham Hatt was cross.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: This means I won't have any toast or muffins for breakfast. If you are late again, you will have to do the Black Loch run instead of James.
 * Narrator: Emily didn't want to have her buffers bashed by boulders and she didn't want to see the Black Loch Monster.
 * Emily: I must get the flour to the station on time. (puffs away)
 * Narrator: Emily puffed. The next morning, the troublesome trucks tricked her again.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Off we go! Off we go!
 * Narrator: They chuckled. They weren't coupled up probably.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Mustn't be late! Mustn't be late!
 * Narrator: They giggled. So Emily puffed quickly away. (Emily puffs away with only his half of her cars, leaving the others behind) But only half the troublesome trucks right with her. Emily arrived at the station.
 * Stationmaster: But you've only brought half the flour!
 * Narrator: The stationmaster cried. So Emily had to go back for the rest of the troublesome trucks. (Emily goes back)
 * Emily: (worried) Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Emily cried.
 * Emily: I don't want to get to the Black Loch run!
 * Narrator: When Emily arrived at the mill, the trucks were more troublesome then ever.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Emily the late engine! Emily the late engine!
 * Narrator: They sang. This made Emily very cross. And she biffed them very hard. (Emily is furious and bumps the cars hard)
 * Troublesome Trucks: Oh, no!
 * Michael Brandon: They cried. And they splashed into the duck pond. (the cars splash into the water with Emily feeling dizzy as her eyes spin round with her tongue sticking out) Emily was covered up in a floury mess. (Emily blinks with one eye up and the other down) That evening, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Emily.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Emily, you have caused confusion and delay!
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now you are to take over the Black Loch run.
 * Narrator: Emily was very unhappy.
 * Thomas: Wait until you tried it.
 * Narrator: Thomas chuffed.
 * Thomas: The Black Loch run might be nice.
 * Emily: (puts her hands to her neck and shows off her teeth, looking worried) I don't think so.
 * Narrator: Emily moaned.
 * Emily: Bash buffers and a big monster. It sounds miserable to me.
 * Narrator: The next morning, Emily puffed sadly to the station. (Emily puffs over to the station with her two coaches) Lots of exciting children and vacationers climbed on board.
 * Emily: They are looking forward to their vacation.
 * Narrator: She thought.
 * Emily: I mustn't let them down. (puffs away)
 * Narrator: Soon Emily was steaming up hills and through valleys.
 * Emily: I bet it won't last. (arrives at the murkey roars of Black Loch)
 * Narrator: She said to herself. Emily reached the murkey roars of Black Loch.
 * Emily: (puts her finger up to her mouth and thinks for a moment with her eyes shut) Oh. That's were the monsters supposed to be.
 * Narrator: She puffed nervously. Then there was trouble. (Emily opens her eyes, looks up, and gasps) Rocks fell and blocked the line.
 * Emily: Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Emily had to wait for help.
 * Emily: (sighs sadly) I knew I wouldn't like this too.
 * Narrator: She huffed. Suddenly, she saw something moved and mysterious moving in a water.
 * Emily: (gasps) And now the monster's coming.
 * Narrator: Emily gasped. Emily was scared. Her boiler quivered and her valves rattled. She wanted to steam away.
 * Emily: (as her teeth chatter with her boiler quivering and valves rattling with her eyes shut) I never wanna see Black Loch again.
 * Narrator: She cried. But Emily thought the children and the coach behind her. She was determined to get them to the vacation wherever it took. At last the water settled. And Emily saw what the monster really was. It's the family of seals. Emily was delighted. (Emily looks pleased) The children were delighted too. Soon the line was cleared. Emily steamed on through the countryside. The children had reached the vacation on time. That evening, Thomas and Emily both stopped to watch the seals. (after Emily and her two coaches deliver the children, she joins Thomas and his seven coaches)
 * Emily: You were right.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * Emily: Black Loch is a nice route after all.

A Big Day for Thomas (Ringo Starr-US)

 * Narrator: Thomas the Tank Engine was grumbling to the other engines. (a cross Thomas brings in three express coaches like a green and yellow Express coach and two red coaches, passing Edward, Gordon, Henry, and James)
 * Thomas: I spend my time pulling coaches about ready for you to take out on journeys.
 * Narrator: The other engines laughed.
 * Thomas: Why can't I pull passenger trains too?
 * Gordon: You're too impatient.
 * Narrator: They said.
 * Gordon: You'd be sure to leave something behind.
 * Thomas: Rubbish!
 * Narrator: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: I'll show you.
 * Narrator: One night, he and Henry were alone. Henry was ill. The men worked hard, but he didn't get better. He felt just as bad next morning. Henry usually pull the first train and Thomas had to get his coaches ready.
 * Thomas: If Henry is ill.
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Thomas: Perhaps I shall pull his train. (blows his whistle and speeds off to get Henry's coaches)
 * Narrator: Thomas ran off to find the coaches.
 * Thomas: Come along, come along.
 * Narrator: He fussed.
 * Coaches: There's plenty of time, there's plenty of time! (as Thomas shunts three coaches like a red Express one at the back, another red Express one in the middle, and the green and yellow Express one together, Toots passes by with his three coaches, before Thomas brings Henry's coaches to Knapford station)
 * Narrator: They grumbled. Thomas took them to the platform and wanted to run round at once. But his driver wouldn't let him.
 * Driver: Don't be impatient, Thomas. (Thomas checks his watch)
 * Narrator: Thomas waited and waited. The people got in, the conductor and stationmaster walked up and down, the porter banged the doors and still Henry didn't come. Thomas got more and more excited. Sir Topham Hatt came to see what was the matter, and the conductor and stationmaster told him about Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Find another engine.
 * Narrator: He ordered.
 * Both: There's only Thomas.
 * Narrator: They said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You'll have to do it then, Thomas. Be quick now. (Thomas runs round Henry's train and stops)
 * Narrator: So Thomas ran round to the front and back down on the coaches ready to start.
 * Driver: Let's not be impatient.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Driver: We'll wait till everything was ready. (Thomas backs up to Henry's coaches, ready to start, before forgetting to be coupled up)
 * Narrator: But Thomas was too excited to listen. What happened then? No one knows. Perhaps they forgot to couple Thomas to the train, or perhaps the Driver pulled the leather by mistake. Anyhow, Thomas started without his coaches. As he passed the first signal tower, men waved and shouted, but he didn't stop. (Thomas leaves without Henry's coaches when Tootle departs with his three cars and Katy caboose)
 * Thomas: They're waving because I'm such a splendid engine.
 * Narrator: He thought importantly.
 * Thomas: Henry says it's hard to pull trains, but I think it's easy. Hurry, hurry, hurry! (Thomas goes by light engine, blowing his whistle, past Montana, running light)
 * Narrator: He puffed, pretending to be like Gordon.
 * Thomas: People had never seen me pulling a train before. It's nice of them to wave.
 * Narrator: And he whistled.
 * Thomas: Peep peep! Thank you. (whistles and comes to a halt at a red signal)
 * Narrator: Then he came to a signal at danger.
 * Thomas (cross): Bother!
 * Narrator: He thought.
 * Thomas: I must stop, and I was going so nicely too. What a nuisance signals are.
 * Narrator: He blew an angry "Peep peep!" on his whistle. The signalman ran up. (Thomas's whistle blows)
 * Signalman: Hello, Thomas.
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Signalman: What are you doing here?
 * Thomas: (happy) I'm pulling the train.
 * Narrator: Said Thomas.
 * Thomas: Can't you see?
 * Signalman: Where are your coaches then?
 * Narrator: Thomas looked back. (Thomas, confused, looks back, and gasps in surprise)
 * Thomas: (surprised) Why bless me.
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Thomas: (surprised) If we hadn't leave them behind.
 * Signalman: Yes.
 * Narrator: Said the signalman.
 * Signalman: You better go quickly and fetch them. (Thomas looks sad)
 * Narrator: Poor Thomas was so sad he nearly cried.
 * Driver: Cheer up.
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Driver: Let's go back quickly and try again. (Thomas puffs sadly back to Knapford station and buffers up to Henry's coaches and gets coupled up)
 * Narrator: At the station, all the passengers were talking at once. They were telling Sir Topham Hatt what a bad railway it was. But when Thomas came back, they saw how sad he was and couldn't be cross. He was coupled to the train, and this time he really pulled it. (Thomas sets off, hauling Henry's three Express coaches out of the staiton) Afterwards, the other engines laughed at Thomas and said...
 * Henry: (as Thomas shunts two other coaches, James stands at Knapford station with three coaches, a boxcar, and caboose, while Henry sets off with his three coaches, before Tracy, hauling her car, and Caboose, arrives and sighs) Look! There's Thomas, who wanted to pull the train, but forgot about the coaches.
 * Narrator: But Thomas had already learned, not to make the same mistake again.

Percy, James and the Fruitful Day (George Carlin)

 * Narrator: It was a splendid morning on the Island of Sodor. (Casey Jr, coupled in front of his yellow circus coach, a red coach, and a coal car, with Tillie, pushing behind, goes by as James rushes toward the docks to meet Percy pulling four vans and a caboose) James was feeling very pleased with himself. His red paint gleamed in the sunshine as he sped along the line. He reached the junction just as Percy puffed in with some freight cars. James was surprised to see him.
 * James: What are you doing here, Percy? You should be at the station by now. You're late.
 * Percy: I know.
 * Narrator: Sighed Percy.
 * Percy: These cars had been troublesome all morning.
 * James: That's no excuse, Percy. Nothing should stop us. Sir Topham Hatt relies on us to be on time. Now if you excuse me, I'll be on my way.
 * Narrator: And James puffed importantly away. (James and Percy set off)
 * Percy: Bossy buffers.
 * Narrator: Muttered Percy. James arrived at the harbour. It was market day. The harbour yard was filled with the sweet smell of fruits from far away lands. The fruit was delivered in big ships. James watched as strawberries, oranges, melons and bananas were carefully loaded onto his cars. Then, he set off for the station on the main line. (James collects seven freight cars full of fruit and vegetables and a caboose and sets off to meet Thomas, Annie, and Clarabel) On the way, he met Thomas.
 * James: Really reliable, that's me! (stops)
 * Narrator: Panted James.
 * James: Pity the same can't be sent for Percy. Goodbye! (sets off)
 * Annie and Clarabel: What was all that about?
 * Narrator: Gasped Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: That was trouble. Trouble for James, just wait and see.
 * Alec Baldwin: Percy was back in the yard and busy shunting. He had the cars in good order and was making up for lost time. But the stationmaster had bad news. (Percy shunts three freight cars into a siding as Duck goes by with Alice, Mirabel, and the Three Slip Coaches)
 * Percy's Driver: What's happened?
 * Narrator: Asked Percy's Driver.
 * Stationmaster: James' brakes have jammed. We need Percy's help right away. (Percy sets off to the rescue to find James stuck)
 * Narrator: Percy quickly set off to the rescue. James was stuck on the line and looking glum. Percy couldn't help laughing.
 * Percy: Got yourself in a bit of a jam eh, James, what you might call a sticky situation?
 * James: Be quiet! It's not funny having jammed brakes.
 * Percy: And not very reliable either. I'm surprised you let it happen, James. Nothing should stop us engines.
 * Percy's Driver: That's enough, Percy.
 * Narrator: Said the driver.
 * Percy's Driver: Can you push these cars?
 * Percy: Of course I can. There's no time to lose. James has done too much of that already.
 * Narrator: James angrily hissed steam as Percy was coupled to the cars.
 * Percy: Off we go! (gets coupled to the caboose and the seven freight cars and pushes them along the main line and crashes into a set of buffers and gets covered in squash fruit and vegetables)
 * Narrator: Said Percy.
 * Percy: I'll have to go fast to get there in time. Those big engines are so unreliable.
 * Percy's Driver: Be careful, Percy.
 * Narrator: Called his driver. But Percy was in a hurry. He didn't see that the points had failed and that he had been diverted into a siding.
 * Percy's Driver: Look out, Percy!
 * Narrator: Shouted his driver and applied the brakes, but it was too late.
 * (Crash!)
 * Narrator: The driver and fireman had jumped clear but squash fruit squirted all over Percy. Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Percy, you were not to blame for the points failure. But i do not run a jam factory.
 * Percy: Yes, sir, uh no, sir. (chuffs away)
 * Narrator: And Percy squelched sadly away. That night, the shed was silent. James and Percy felt very sorry for themselves. At last, Thomas spoke.
 * Thomas: You know...
 * Narrator: He said to no engine in particular.
 * Thomas: There's more than one way to get jammed. We all learned that today.
 * Narrator: Still there were silence.
 * Thomas: What's more, we also learned that sometimes when engines helped each other out of a jam, things can still go wrong.
 * Voice: So.
 * Narrator: Said a voice.
 * Thomas: So, that means learned a lot today. And there for...
 * Narrator: Then came a chorus.
 * Engines: We're really useful engines after all!

Emily's Adventures (Michael Brandon)

 * Narrator: It was summertime on the Island of Sodor. All the engines were very busy. They carry freight and passengers up and down the lines. (the scene opens with Thomas passing by, hauling Annie and Clarabel, and while Tillie goes by, hauling her birthday train, Casey Jr heads past, pulling his yellow coach, blue coach, orange baggage car, green coach, and red caboose) Sir Topham Hatt came to see Emily.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I am opening some new route for the summer.
 * Narrator: He announced.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Emily, you will pull the flour mill special.
 * Emily: Thank you, sir.
 * Narrator: Said Emily. She was pleased. Emily stopped to fill up with water on the way to the flour mill. (Emily obeys and heads toward the water tower, only to find James hauling three red coaches) But James was already there.
 * Emily: Sir Topham Hatt has given me the flour mill special.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * James: You're lucky.
 * Narrator: James huffed.
 * James: I have to do the Black Loch run.
 * Emily: Why don't you like the Black Loch?
 * Narrator: Asked Emily.
 * James: There were boulders all over the tracks.
 * Narrator: He moaned.
 * James: They bash your buffers and scratch your paint. And there's a Black Loch monster.
 * Emily: What's the Black Loch monster?
 * James: Nobody knows.
 * Narrator: Said James.
 * James: Black figures move in the water and then they disappeared.
 * Emily: Oh...
 * Narrator: And James puffed away. (James puffs away with his three red coaches while Emily goes to the water tower and takes on some more water) Emily was pleased she didn't have to go to Black Loch. At the flour mill, the flour had been loaded onto trucks. Emily was coupled up. (Emily buffers up to the six freight cars and a caboose and pulls away) Then she puffed across the countryside to Knapford Station. But the troublesome trucks saw a chance for mischief.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Hold back! Hold back!
 * Narrator: They screeched. Emily pulled as hard as she could, but the troublesome trucks made her go very slowly. Emily was late delivering the flour. So there would be no fresh gray that day. Sir Topham Hatt was cross.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: This means I won't have any toast or muffins for breakfast. If you are late again, you will have to do the Black Loch run instead of James.
 * Narrator: Emily didn't want to have her buffers bashed by boulders and she didn't want to see the Black Loch Monster.
 * Emily: I must get the flour to the station on time. (puffs away)
 * Narrator: Emily puffed. The next morning, the troublesome trucks tricked her again.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Off we go! Off we go!
 * Narrator: They chuckled. They weren't coupled up probably.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Mustn't be late! Mustn't be late!
 * Narrator: They giggled. So Emily puffed quickly away. (Emily puffs away with only his half of her cars, leaving the others behind) But only half the troublesome trucks right with her. Emily arrived at the station.
 * Stationmaster: But you've only brought half the flour!
 * Narrator: The stationmaster cried. So Emily had to go back for the rest of the troublesome trucks. (Emily goes back)
 * Emily: (worried) Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Emily cried.
 * Emily: I don't want to get to the Black Loch run!
 * Narrator: When Emily arrived at the mill, the trucks were more troublesome then ever.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Emily the late engine! Emily the late engine!
 * Narrator: They sang. This made Emily very cross. And she biffed them very hard. (Emily is furious and bumps the cars hard)
 * Troublesome Trucks: Oh, no!
 * Michael Brandon: They cried. And they splashed into the duck pond. (the cars splash into the water with Emily feeling dizzy as her eyes spin round with her tongue sticking out) Emily was covered up in a floury mess. (Emily blinks with one eye up and the other down) That evening, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Emily.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Emily, you have caused confusion and delay!
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt said.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now you are to take over the Black Loch run.
 * Narrator: Emily was very unhappy.
 * Thomas: Wait until you tried it.
 * Narrator: Thomas chuffed.
 * Thomas: The Black Loch run might be nice.
 * Emily: (puts her hands to her neck and shows off her teeth, looking worried) I don't think so.
 * Narrator: Emily moaned.
 * Emily: Bash buffers and a big monster. It sounds miserable to me.
 * Narrator: The next morning, Emily puffed sadly to the station. (Emily puffs over to the station with her two coaches) Lots of exciting children and vacationers climbed on board.
 * Emily: They are looking forward to their vacation.
 * Narrator: She thought.
 * Emily: I mustn't let them down. (puffs away)
 * Narrator: Soon Emily was steaming up hills and through valleys.
 * Emily: I bet it won't last. (arrives at the murkey roars of Black Loch)
 * Narrator: She said to herself. Emily reached the murkey roars of Black Loch.
 * Emily: (puts her finger up to her mouth and thinks for a moment with her eyes shut) Oh. That's were the monsters supposed to be.
 * Narrator: She puffed nervously. Then there was trouble. (Emily opens her eyes, looks up, and gasps) Rocks fell and blocked the line.
 * Emily: Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Emily had to wait for help.
 * Emily: (sighs sadly) I knew I wouldn't like this too.
 * Narrator: She huffed. Suddenly, she saw something moved and mysterious moving in a water.
 * Emily: (gasps) And now the monster's coming.
 * Narrator: Emily gasped. Emily was scared. Her boiler quivered and her valves rattled. She wanted to steam away.
 * Emily: (as her teeth chatter with her boiler quivering and valves rattling with her eyes shut) I never wanna see Black Loch again.
 * Narrator: She cried. But Emily thought the children and the coach behind her. She was determined to get them to the vacation wherever it took. At last the water settled. And Emily saw what the monster really was. It's the family of seals. Emily was delighted. (Emily looks pleased) The children were delighted too. Soon the line was cleared. Emily steamed on through the countryside. The children had reached the vacation on time. That evening, Thomas and Emily both stopped to watch the seals. (after Emily and her two coaches deliver the children, she joins Thomas and his seven coaches)
 * Emily: You were right.
 * Narrator: Said Emily.
 * Emily: Black Loch is a nice route after all.

Whistles and Sneezes (George Carlin)

 * Narrator: Gordon was cross.
 * Gordon: Why should Henry have a new shape?
 * Narrator: He grumbled.
 * Gordon: A shape good enough for me is good enough for him. He goes gallivanting off, leaving to do his work, and comes back saying how happy he feels. It's disgraceful.
 * (music plays)
 * Gordon: And there's another thing: Henry whistles too much. No respectable engine ever whistles loudly at stations. It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it.
 * (Henry feels sad)
 * Narrator: Poor Henry didn't feel happy anymore.
 * Percy: Never mind.
 * Narrator: Whispered Percy.
 * Percy: I'm glad you're home again. I like your whistling.
 * (Gordon puffs away)
 * Gordon: Goodbye, Henry.
 * (his whistle blows)
 * Narrator: Called Gordon.
 * Gordon: We're glad to have you with us again. But remember what I said.
 * (Henry, with some green branchline coaches, arrives at Wellsworth while his whistle blows)
 * Narrator: Later, Henry stopped at Edward's station.
 * Edward: Hello, Henry.
 * Narrator: Said Edward.
 * Edward: You look splendid. I was pleased to hear your happy whistle yesterday.
 * Henry: Thank you, Edward.
 * Narrator: Smiled Henry.
 * (Edward and Henry hear a whistling sound)
 * Henry: Shh, shh. Can you hear something?
 * Edward: It sounds like Gordon.
 * Narrator: Said Edward.
 * Edward: And it ought to be Gordon. But Gordon never whistles like that.
 * (Gordon can't stop whistling as he thunders down the hill, hauling his green and yellow Express coach, two red Express coaches, and other green and white Express coach)
 * Narrator: It was Gordon. He came rushing down the hill of a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Henry and he didn't look at Edward. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared.
 * (Gordon runs past Edward and Henry)
 * Edward: Well.
 * Narrator: Said Edward.
 * Henry: It isn't wrong.
 * Narrator: Chuckled Henry.
 * Henry: But we just don't do it.
 * Narrator: And he told Edward what Gordon had said.
 * (Gordon goes around the bend of the hill and still can't stop)
 * Narrator: Meanwhile, Gordon screeched along the line. The noise was awful.
 * (Gordon stops at Knapford)
 * Narrator: At the station, everyone covered their ears. Sir Topham Hatt covered his ears too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Take him away!
 * Narrator: He bellowed.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: And stop that noise!
 * (Gordon leaves to get his whistle fixed after he gets uncoupled from his coaches)
 * Narrator: Gordon puffed sadly away. But he wouldn't stop whistling until two fitters climbed up and knocked his whistle valve in place.
 * (one of the them hit his whistle with a ball-peen hammer)
 * Narrator: That night, Gordon slunked into the shed.
 * (Gordon's whistle blows as he comes in)
 * Narrator: He was glad it was empty.
 * (James and Henry come in)
 * Henry: It isn't wrong.
 * Narrator: Murmured Henry to no one in particular.
 * Henry: But we just don't do it.
 * (Percy comes in too)
 * Narrator: No one mentioned whistles.
 * (the scene fades from night to day as Henry, with Gordon's green and yellow Express coach and two red Express coaches, speeds along the main line)
 * Narrator: Next morning, Henry was enjoying himself enormously.
 * Henry: I feel so well, I feel so well.
 * Narrator: He sang.
 * Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock.
 * Narrator: Hummed his coaches.
 * (Henry sees the boys)
 * Narrator: Then he saw some boys on a bridge.
 * Henry: Peep-peep. Hello.
 * Narrator: He whistled.
 * (he goes under the bridge, but the glass shatters)
 * Henry: Ohh.
 * Narrator: He called. The boys didn't wave and take his number. They thought it fun to drop stones on him instead.
 * (the coaches' windows are broken)
 * Coaches: They've broken our glass, they've broken our glass.
 * Narrator: Sobbed the coaches.
 * (everyone was out)
 * Narrator : The passengers weren't hurt, but they were cross.
 * Passengers: Call the police!
 * Henry's Driver: No.
 * Narrator: Said the driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Leave it to Henry and me.
 * Passengers: What will you do?
 * Narrator: They asked.
 * Passengers: Can you keep a secret?
 * Henry: Yes, yes.
 * Henry's Driver: Well then.
 * Narrator: Said the driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry is going to sneeze at those boys.
 * (Henry feels happy about what his driver said before he continues on)
 * (Henry arrives at Lower Tidmouth)
 * Narrator: Lots of people were at the station just before the bridge. They wanted to see what would happen.
 * Henry's Driver: Henry has plenty of ashes.
 * Narrator: Said the driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Please keep all windows shut until we haved passed the bridge. Henry's is excited as we are. Aren't you, old fellow?
 * Narrator: Henry felt more stuffed up than excited.
 * (Henry leaves Lower Tidmouth)
 * (the three boys are on the bridge, beginning to throw stones)
 * Narrator: Soon, they could see the boys. And they all had stones.
 * Henry's Driver: Are you ready, Henry?
 * Narrator: Said his driver.
 * Henry's Driver: Sneeze hard when I tell you.
 * (Henry waits to sneeze)
 * Henry's Driver: Now.
 * Narrator: He said.
 * Henry: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-atchoo!
 * (Henry sneezes at the boys and they were covered in ashes)
 * Henry's Driver: Well done, Henry.
 * Narrator: Laughed his driver.
 * (Henry's whistle blows as he passes Gordon running with seven freight cars and a caboose)
 * Narrator: Henry went home, hoping that next time he saw Gordon and the boys, they would have learned not to be so mean.