King Louie's Deal

(In the ancient palace)

Louie: (sings) Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb Diddly-doo dee-hoy I wanna be a man-man one or-rang-a-tang tang

Monkey #1: Ha, ha, we got them, King Louie!

Monkey #2: Man, we got them, we got them!

(The monkey straight themselves as the vine)

(One of the monkeys drops Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer, Spike, Lola, Wile, and Penelope)

Lola: That hurts.

Penelope: You can say that again.

Louie: Ha, ha, ha! So you're the man cub and the travelers! Crazy!

Mowgli: I'm not as crazy as you are!

Sunset Shimmer: (in Rapunzel's voice) Put him down!

(The second monkey drops Mowgli)

Mowgli: You cut that out!

Louie: Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself. (singing): Do-doot doot-doot do (speaks): Now come on. Let's shake, cousin.

Mowgli: What do you want me for?

Louie: Word has grabbed my royal ear, have a banana, (He throws a banana into Mowgli's mouth) that you want to stay in the jungle.

Mowgli: (with mouth full). Stay in the jungle? I sure do.

Louie: Good. And ol' King Louie, (singing): Bop-boo do-bay doo-boo-do (speaks): that's me, can fix it for you. Have two bananas (He shows three fingers and throws two bananas into Mowgli's mouth) Have we got a deal?

Mowgli: (with mouth even fuller) Yes, sir. I'll do anything to stay in the jungle.

Louie: Well then. I'll lay it on the line for ya. (singing) A bop-bop do-do do-be-do

Now I am the king of the swingers, oooh

The jungle V.I.P

I've reached that top and had to stop

And that's what's botherin' me

I wanna be a man, man-cub,

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other men, I'm tired of monkeyin' around

Ohh, oobie-do,

Monkeys: (sing) Bop-do-wee

Louie: I wanna be like you

Monkeys: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Louie: I wanna walk like you

Monkeys: Tee

Louie: Talk like you,

Monkeys: Too

Louie: Too!

Monkeys: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Louie: You see it's true,

Monkeys: Shoo-ba dee-do

Louie: An ape like me

Monkeys: Shoo-be do-bee do-bee

Can learn to be Human too

(He makes sounds as if playing a horn and has a little classical fight with the small servant monkey)

Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah

(Monkeys applaud)

Mowgli: Gee, cousin Louie, you're doing real good.

Louie: (speaks) Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of man's red fire.

Mowgli: But I don't know how to make fire.

Pinkie Pie: Neither do we, for we are not allowed to play with fire.

Louie: (sings) Now, don't try to kid me, man-cub

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's red fire

To make my dream come true

(Sci-Twi, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Bugs, Daffy, Pepe, Foghorn, Speedy, Baloo, and Bagheera reach the walls of the Ruins)

Now give me the secret, man-cub

Come on, clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's red flower

So I can be like you

Bagheera: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.

Sci-Twi: I didn't know they thought of that.

Fluttershy: We can't let them stay in the Ruins.

Rarity: What are we going to do?

Baloo: I'll tear him limb from limb, I'll beat him, I'll.. I'll.. ummm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!

Foghorn: Why are you doing it? This, I say, this is no time to...(dances happily) Ooh, boy. I love this dancin'.

Daffy: Me too. And we love that music.

Bugs: Daffy, Foghorn, will you please stop dancing?

Bagheera: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen! This will take brains, not brawn.

Baloo: You better believe it! And I'm loaded with both.

Pepe: Are you listening to us?

Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance, (Daffy and Foghorn walk and dance) I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?

Baloo: (walking and dancing along) I'm gone then, solid gone.

Rainbow Dash: Guys! Where are you going?

Bagheera: Not yet, Baloo!

(Louie, servant monkey, Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie, Spike, and Mowgli come by, dancing, and when Bagheera reaches for Mowgli, Baloo, Daffy, and Foghorn enter, dressed up as big probably female monkeys)

Baloo: Hey! (singing) Da-zaap bon-ronee Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non Hene-bebe-re, Doot zaba-doo-dee-day

Doo-bam doo-boo-bee-bay

Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!

Louie: (sings) Abba-do-dee?

Foghorn: (sings in Baloo's voice) With a reep-bon-naza!

Louie: Eh ba-daba doy

Daffy: (sing in Baloo's voice) Well-a-la-ba zini

Louie: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop

Baloo: See-ble-bop, dooney

Louie: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Baloo: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!

Louie: Rrrawr, rrrawr

Baloo: (sings) Get mad, baby!

Louie: Hada-lada hada-lada

Baloo: With a hada-lada hadoo-doo

Louie: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle

Baloo: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa

Louie: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot

Baloo: Zee-ba-da-da Haba-da

Louie: Yoo-hoo-hoo

Monkeys: Bop-do-wee

Louie: I wanna be like you

Monkeys: Hum dee oobee-do-ba

Louie: I wanna walk like you

Monkeys: Dee

Louie: Talk like you

Monkeys: Too

Baloo: Too-oo-oo!

Monkeys: Wee be-dee be-dee do

Everybody: You see it's true, hoo-hoo

Someone like me-ee-ee

Can learn to be like someone like me

Baloo: Take me home, Daddy!

Everybody: (sings) Can learn to be like someone like you

Louie: One more time!

(Baloo's disguise falls off)

Baloo: (sings alone) Yeah! Can learn to be (Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Lola, Wile, and Penelope see Baloo dancing) like someone like me (Mowgli sees Baloo) Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat... Ehh..

Monkey #1: It's Baloo, the bear!

Monkey #2: Yeah, that's him!

Monkey #3: How'd he get in there?

Mowgli: Baloo, it's you.

(Here goes the classical scene where Mowgli goes from Monkeys to Baloo/Bagheera several times resulting in desctuction of Ancient Ruins)

Baloo: Whew. Ha ha ha. Man, that's what I call a swingin' party.