Captain Underpants (Disney and Sega Version) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Disney and Sega Title Card)
 * (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures Title Card)
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): What is happening right now?
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): I don't know. Let's try and leave and see what happens.
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Wow, that's an expensive door.
 * Narrator: From the studio that brought you Orinoco (Shrek), Kung Fu Womble and Madagascar (Disney and Sega Animal Style).
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Hi, I'm Fozzie Bear, and this is my best friend Kermit the Frog.
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): We just make comics and try to make each other laugh.
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): and this old guy is Dudley Puppy.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): Fozzie, Kermit!
 * (Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy) Clip): He's the worst principal in the world.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F Puppy): Ever since you've attended to school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
 * Kermit The Frog (The Muppets): Like that tiger?
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Oh, that tiger was crazy.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): (screaming)
 * (Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear (The Muppets) Clip): I told you I would get you one day.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): I'm going to have you two placed in separate classes! I'm going to annihilate the friendship!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): (Laughing)
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): Fozzie, do something!
 * (Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy) Clip): Put the pen down, Dudley Puppy
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): or we'll hypnotize you.
 * (Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy) Clip): What's happening? I don't know!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
 * (Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy) Clip): You are now the amazing
 * Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Captain Underpants!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): Tra la La!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): I honestly didn't think it would happen.
 * Narrator: This summer.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F Puppy): Come, sidekick!
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): We gotta stop him!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Why?
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F Puppy): Ah ha!
 * Berkeley Beetle (Thumbelina): Out of the road, bozo!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F Puppy): Why, thank you, vehicle person. Ow!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Yeah, we should probably go get him.
 * Narrator: Their greatest creation...
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): Captain Underpants, you can't actually fly!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): I take to the sky like an ostrich!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Wow, he is super dumb.
 * Narrator: ...is now their biggest problem.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): Stand down, you monster!I think I'm starting to tire him out!
 * Narrator: Based on the worldwide phenomenon.
 * Peppy Lion (Agent Foxy and Pounce the Cat): Hiya class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): Guys, I totally got this.
 * Peppy Lion (Agent Foxy and Pounce the Cat): Yeah, totally he's got it.
 * (Fozzie Bear (The Muppets) Clip): Fozzie Bear
 * (Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy) Clip): Dudley Puppy
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets) Clip): Kermit the Frog
 * (Peppy Lion (Agent Foxy and Pounce the Cat) Clip): Peppy Lion
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): When it's cut altogether like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega's Captain Underpants.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): Poor soul, you're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison!
 * Kermit the Frog (The Muppets): Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): Yes and no.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): I will set you free!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets): But mostly yes.
 * Tagline: Coming Soon