Thomas/The Most Popular Girls in School Quotes

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 * Thomas as Good job! Everybody will forget you next year.
 * Edward as I lost, like, 27 pounds.
 * Henry as I had my arms ripped off.
 * James as Don't you dare look at our butts.
 * Percy as Have fun smelling my poops, b****es!
 * Gordon as Walk away, like a b****.
 * Emily as I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two f***ing girl's arms! And you're Cuba Gooding, Jr. disappointing everybody!
 * Toby as State! State! State! State
 * Mavis as I swear to god if this blows up in your face you better believe it, I'll take the megaphone and shove it up your ***.
 * Rosie as The only person that likes Gossip Girl more than you is f***ing Rachel Tice.
 * Daisy as I'm going to watch it in the family room, you stupid f***ing abortion.
 * Lady as Well, I'm twenty-seven and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an art history degree from night school. My cat just died. I've lost 25 percent control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I drive a '91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to f*** me is my 48-year-old manager at Pizza Street. P.S., he only has one ball. So I guess... better than you.
 * Elizabeth as You look like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit.
 * Diesel as God, I want to f***ing murder you.
 * Molly as F***ing Rachel Tice!
 * Madge as Who the f*** are you?