Children Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Disney and Sega's movie-spoof of 1999 Warner Bros./Paramount film, "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut".

Cast:

 * Stan Marsh - Bungo (The Wombles)
 * Eric Cartman - Little Bear (Old Bear)
 * Kyle Broflovski - Robin the Frog (The Muppets)
 * Kenny McCormick - Drutt (The Trap Door)
 * Ike Broflovski - Baby Kermit (Muppet Babies)
 * Sheila Broflovski - Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
 * Sharon Marsh - Madame Cholet (The Wombles)
 * Liane Cartman - Pearl Pureheart (Mighty Mouse)
 * Carol McCormick - Thekla (Maya the Bee)
 * Randy Marsh - Tobermory (The Wombles)
 * Gerald Broflovski - Kermit (The Muppets)
 * Wendy Testaburger - Emily Elephant (Peppa Pig)
 * Chef - Great Uncle Bulgaria (The Wombles)
 * Terrance and Phillip - Tigger and Winnie the Pooh
 * Gregory - Wellington (The Wombles)
 * Mr. Garrison - Humphrey (Alpha and Omega)
 * Mr. Mackey - Berk (The Trap Door)
 * Satan - Oil Can Harry (Mighty Mouse)
 * Sadam Hussein - Blackthorne Shore (Inhumanoids)
 * Leopald "Butter" Stotch - Pip (Pip Ahoy)
 * Army General - Parsley the Lion (The Herbs)
 * Le Mole - Martin (A Tale of Tooth Fairies)
 * Big Gay Al - Boni (The Trap Door)

Quotes:

 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Scrappy raises his hand] Yes, Scrappy?
 * Scrappy Mouse/Clyde: Twelve?
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
 * Robin/Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
 * Little Bear/Cartman: [mocking Robin in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
 * Robin/Kyle: Shut up, fat bear!
 * Little Bear/Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, ya fucking Jew!
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Little Bear! Did you just say the F-word?
 * Humphrey/Cartman: Jew?
 * Robin/Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass.
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Robin!
 * Little Bear/Cartman: Why the fuck not?
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Little Bear!
 * Bungo/Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again!
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Bungo!
 * Drutt/Kenny: [muffled] Fuck.
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: Drutt!
 * Little Bear/Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
 * Little Bear/Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
 * [everyone gasps]
 * Humphrey/Mr. Garrison: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
 * Little Bear/Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a megaphone] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Humphrey?"
 * [Humphrey stands rooted to the spot, frozen with fury]
 * Bungo/Stan: Holy shit, dude.