PonyTales Theme Song

Version 1

 * Twilight Sparkle as Bob
 * Pinkie Pie as Larry
 * Spike as Junior
 * Soarin' & Spitfire as Junior's parents

Version 1
Twilight: Okay, Pinkie. It's time for the theme song.

Pinkie: Uh, y-yeah, Twilight. What do I do?

Twilight: Hmm, let's see. I know! You play the guitar.

Pinkie: Twilight, I never practiced.

Twilight: Oh, you're right. Okay, you play this.

Pinkie: I don't wanna play that! I'll look silly!

Twilight: Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

Pinkie: Nope. Not gonna do it.

Twilight: It's for the kids.

Pinkie: Oh, okay. But they'd better not laugh!

Twilight: Alright. Better get on out there.

(Pinkie Pie appears with a tuba. As she plays it, Twilight Sparkle appears.)

Twilight (singing): If you like to talk to a pony,

If a dragon makes you smile,

If you like to waltz with a breezie

Buzzing up and down the aisle

(Speaking) Have we got a show for you!

Chorus: PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales, PonyTales!

Twilight: Unicorn, minotaur, wild boar

Chorus: PonyTales!

Spike: Apple pies, cloudy skies, derpy eyes

Chorus: PonyTales!

Pinkie: Rainbow power, sweets and flowers, half an hour

Chorus: PonyTales!

There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like PonyTales!

There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like PonyTales!

It's time for PonyTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!

(Pinkie collapses and the kids laugh at her)