A Character's Life Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Naveen: Hello!
 * Narrator: From the creators of Character Story
 * Will: To infinity...
 * Naveen: And beyond!
 * Narrator: Walt Disney Pictures presents, a Pixar Animation Studios film.
 * Marty: No! Burnie, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Burnie: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Captain Hook: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The toons pick the food, the villains eat the food. It's a character-eat-character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * Mr. Smee: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Captain Hook: Let's ride!
 * Mr. Smee: (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Anne Boonchuy: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Naveen: I've got an idea! We could find bigger characters to come here and fight!
 * Anne Boonchuy: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * Naveen: You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Bugs Bunny: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of crowns?
 * (Both): Hey!
 * Bunsen: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Krypto The Superdog: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Bunsen: That's because you're a clown!
 * Krypto The Superdog: You parasite.
 * Naveen: Circus animals?
 * Bingo and Rolly: Hey!
 * Naveen: I thought you were warriors.
 * Devon: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bird?
 * King Juilen: So, being a bird automatically makes me a girl!
 * Cornwall: He's a guy!
 * Krypto The Superdog: Come on, King Juilen. You're making the baby animals cry.
 * Tiana: Naveen!
 * Naveen: (Chuckles)
 * Narrator: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
 * Roach: (Screaming)
 * Naveen: I'm desperate!
 * Krypto The Superdog: I couldn't tell.
 * Narrator: A Pixar Animation Studios film.
 * Tiana: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Captain Hook: Squish 'em.
 * Naveen: (Screaming)
 * Kevin: (Screeching)
 * Po: (Screams)
 * Will: Run for your lives!
 * Po: I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Tiana: Okay.
 * Naveen: Rain! We are serve villains! From the colony, and for oppressed characters everywhere!
 * (All Cheering)
 * Devon: Hello there, girly bird.
 * Roach: Shoo, dragon. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Character's Life. Coming to theatres this thanksgiving.
 * Roach: Hey! Turn your butt off!