Sing (Disney and Sega Animal Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Orinoco: How are we doing with those fliers, Nellie?
 * Nellie the Elephant: All good to go here.
 * Rebecca Cunningham: Bye Cam, bye Maury, bye Mickey, bye Moe, bye Nelson, bye Hannah, bye Tess, bye bye Casper. Whew.
 * Harry the Hare: Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're...
 * Orinoco (voice-over): A singing competition!
 * Orinoco: Just think, your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that-that-that chicken. Right there! Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star! Live on my stage!
 * Jose Carioca (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance
 * Duck the Great Western Engine (singing): Come my lady, come come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar, baby
 * SpongeBob SquarePants (singing): Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose
 * Gadget Hackwrench (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Tammy and Foxglove (singing): Oh my gosh, look at her
 * Snoopy: Ride, like the wind Ride like the
 * Rebecca Cunningham (singing): Burnin' like the... Whoa! (Groans)
 * Orinoco: You okay?
 * Jose Carioca: Oh, yes I'm fine. Thank you. How are you?

Trailer (#1)

 * Count Duckula (singing): If I feel that I could be certain I would say the things, Then I want to say to...
 * Penguin's March: Hold, right there!
 * Daffy Duck: Go, go, go! You were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
 * Count Duckula: Sorry, dad.
 * Orinoco: My theater has been going through some pretty rough times lately. So what do I do?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Quit?
 * Orinoco: No, my next show is gonna be. Drumroll please. A singing competition! Just think, your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager, that that chicken, right there!
 * Chicken: Rah!
 * Orinoco: Real talent from real life!
 * Rebecca Cunningham: Baloo, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?
 * Baloo: Oh, yeah, you were great, honey. By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
 * Harry the Hare: I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine.
 * Orinoco: Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star on my stage!
 * Jose Carioca (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah Ro mah ro-mah-mah
 * Duck the Great Western Engine (singing): Come come my lady You're my butterfly Sugar, baby
 * Snoopy (singing): Ride like the wind Ride like the...
 * Gadget Hackwrench (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Heidi the Hippo (singing): Yeah!
 * Orinoco: Are you okay?
 * Jośe Carioca: Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
 * Adult Simba (singing): People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin"
 * Count Duckula (singing): Darling, stay with me
 * Orinoco: Wow!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: This show is not going to save your theater. Maybe it's time to just move on.
 * Count Duckula: Come on, you know how much this means to us.
 * Jose Carioca: You can't just sing it. You've got to show the fire of desire!
 * Rebecca Cunningham: The fire went out a long time ago. You are not gonna believe what I did today!
 * Count Duckula: Dad, I just don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.
 * Daffy Duck: How did I end up with a son like you?
 * Count Duckula: I'll get you out! Dad, wait! I'll get the money, I promise! I could really use some extra piano lessons.
 * Nellie the Elephant: Yes, that was very bad.
 * Orinoco: A defining moment in all of our lives!
 * Jose Carioca: We're going to be spicy, no?
 * Orinoco: Ya!
 * Orinoco: Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love.
 * Minnie Mouse: Yay!
 * Orinoco: You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
 * Narrator: Sing (Disney and Sega Animal Style).
 * Store Announcer: This store will close in fifteen minutes. The lady in aisle six, that was awesome.

Trailer (#2)

 * Orinoco: And cue with the crazy old elephant
 * Nellie the Elephant: Good Morning Mr. Orinoco. I got Nala from the bank on line two.
 * Orinoco: My theater has been going through some pretty rough times lately. So what do I do?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: The Car Wash?
 * Orinoco: No, my next show is gonna be. Drumroll please. A singing competition!
 * Spongebob Squarepants: Who wants to see another one of those!
 * Orinoco: Everyone Just think, your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager, that that chicken, right there!
 * Chicken: Rah!
 * Orinoco: Real talent from real life! That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to them!
 * Kit: I'm mommy.
 * Rebecca Cunningham: Baloo, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?
 * Baloo: Oh, yeah, you were great, honey. By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again. bye honey.
 * Count Duckula (singing): In your mind could you ever be really close to me?
 * Penguin's March: Who are you? Hold, right there!
 * DaffY Duck: Duckula, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
 * Count Duckula: Sorry, dad.
 * Minnie Mouse: Happy Birthday to you.
 * Papa Mousekewitz: If I had a voice like Minnie's I’d be a superstar by now! Just singing, ooh, yeah, happy, ooh, yeah…
 * Minnie Mouse: Sure you would, Papa. Now blow out your candles.
 * Orinoco: How are we doing with those fliers, Nellie?
 * Nellie the Elephant: All good to go
 * Orinoco: Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star! Live on my stage!
 * Harry the Hare: I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine
 * Jose Carioca (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah Ro mah ro-mah-mah
 * Adult Simba (singing): Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin
 * Count Duckula (singing): stay with me
 * Orinoco: Wow!
 * Snoopy (singing): Ride like the wind
 * Heidi the Hippo (singing): Yeah!
 * Gadget Hackwrench (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Tammy and Foxglove (singing): Oh my gosh, look at her
 * Orinoco: Are you okay?
 * Jośe Carioca: Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
 * Orinoco: A defining moment in all of our lives!
 * Nellie the Elephant: Yes, that was very bad.
 * Jose Carioca: You've got to show the fire of desire!
 * Rebecca Cunningham: The fire went out a long time ago. You are not gonna believe what I did today!
 * Count Duckula: Dad, I just don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.
 * Daffy Duck: How did I end up with a son like you?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: This show is not going to save your theater. Maybe it's time move on.
 * Count Duckula: You know how much this means to us.
 * Jose Carioca: This stage about to explode with major parrot power!
 * Orinoco: You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
 * Narrator: Sing (Disney and Sega Animal Style).
 * Store Announcer: This store will close in fifteen minutes. The lady in aisle six, that was awesome.

Trailer (#3)

 * (Disney and Sega Entertainment shows up)
 * Rebecca Cunningham: You ready big guy?
 * Jośe Carioca: Ya! I'm not totally ready.
 * Orinoco (The Wombles): Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star in our singing competition!
 * Jośe Carioca: This stage about to explode with major parrot power!
 * Adult Simba (singing): Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin, that's all right 'cause I get things cookin
 * Duck the Great Western Engine (singing): Come come my lady You're my butterfly Sugar, baby
 * Gadget Hackwrench (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Tammy and Foxglvoe (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her
 * Snoopy (singing): Ride like the wind Ride like the...
 * Rebecca Cunningham: (Shocked)
 * Orinoco: Are you okay?
 * Jośe Carioca: Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
 * Orinoco: If you want to become stars and 100 grand and you better be ready to work harder than you've ever worked in your life!
 * Nellie the Elephant: Yes, that was very bad.
 * Daffy Duck: Where's Count Duckula? There's no here? Where were ya?
 * Count Duckula: I was a rehearsal. Dad, I just don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.
 * Daffy Duck: How did I end up with a son like you?
 * Minnie Mouse: I can sing, but l did so scared.
 * Papa Mousekewitz: Come on! Big company! Don't you want this?
 * Heidi the Hippo: I'm back! What is going on here?
 * Orinoco: Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love. You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
 * Daffy Duck: That's my son!
 * Cindy Bear: She's not even that good.
 * Danny: Yeah, totally.
 * Minnie Mouse: I can't move! I'm terrifying.
 * Orinoco: Just sing.
 * Minnie Mouse: I'm sorry.
 * Orinoco: Why aren't you cursing?
 * Roquefort: I'm through. They said i'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means.