Chadcules Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts:

 * Chad: What you folks need is a hero.
 * Sentator Masterson: Yeah, and who are you?
 * Chad: I happen to be... a hero.
 * Narrator: Coming to theatres,
 * Sparky: Get your sword!
 * Chad: A hero is only as good as his weapon!
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega Productions presents,
 * Blackthorne Shore: (Laughs)
 * Fish: (Shireks)
 * Narrator: Chadcules!
 * Calliope (singing): Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
 * Thalia (singing): Person of the week in every greek opinion poll
 * Narrator: The men,
 * Tara: Chadcules!
 * The Red Guy: Chadcules!
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Jerkcules!
 * Narrator: The mynth,
 * Chad: I'm an action figure!
 * Narrator: The movie.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Two thumbs way, way up.
 * Muses (singing): Zero to hero in no time flat! Zero to hero! Just like that!
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover big, or what?
 * Narrator: From the creators of Linkladdin and The Little Mer-Betty,
 * Sparky: I'm tellin' you, wackos.
 * Narrator: Comes an cast wildy imaginative new characters,
 * Professor: Ha!
 * Narrator: The spirited of independent Tara.
 * Chad: Aren't you a damsel in distress?
 * Tara: I can handle this. Have a nice day.
 * Narrator: Sparky,
 * Sparky: Call me sparky.
 * Narrator: That's personal trainer.
 * Sparky: Don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
 * Narrator: Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen, Lord of the under world,
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Hey mansion my Tara, We got a day of the few!
 * Narrator: And his henchman, Kronk and Flynn Rider.
 * Kronk: WE ARE WORMS!
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Get ready to Rhumble!
 * (Volcano explerored heard muses singing)
 * Narrator: It's Disney and Sega all new 35th animated feature,
 * Sparky: Oo-oo-oo!
 * Narrator: The legendary story of Chadcules.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What d'ya say?