Sing (TheCartoonMan6107 Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Bolt: How are we doing with those fliers, Fluttershy?
 * Fluttershy: All good to go here.
 * Rapunzel: Bye Charlie, bye Linus, bye Lucy, bye Schroeder, bye Sally, bye Peppermint, bye Marcie, bye bye Franklin. Whew.
 * Roddy St. James: Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're...
 * Bolt (voice-over): A singing competition!
 * Bolt: Just think, your neighbor, the grocery store manager, that-that-that rocky. Right there! Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star! Live on my stage!
 * Ace (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance
 * Lumiere (singing): Come my lady, come come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar, baby
 * Branch (singing): Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose
 * Bimbettes (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Bimbettes (singing): Oh my gosh, look at her
 * Cooper (Trolls): Ride, like the wind Ride like the
 * Rapunzel (singing): Burnin' like the... Whoa! (Groans)
 * Bolt: You okay?
 * Maui (Moana): Oh, yes I'm fine. Thank you. How are you?

Trailer (#1)

 * Alex the Lion (singing): If I feel that I could be certain I would say the things, Then I want to say to...
 * Governor Raticliffe: Hold, right there!
 * Chester V: Go, go, go! You were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
 * Zuba the Lion: Sorry, dad.
 * Bolt: My theater has been going through some pretty rough times lately. So what do I do?
 * Branch (Trolls): Quit?
 * Bolt: No, my next show is gonna be. Drumroll please. A singing competition! Just think, your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager, that that rocky, right there!
 * Rocky (Chicken Run): Rah!
 * Bolt: Real talent from real life!
 * Rapunzel: Flynn rider, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?
 * Flynn Rider: Oh, yeah, you were great, honey. By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again.
 * Roddy St. James: I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine.
 * Bolt: Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star on my stage!
 * Maui (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah Ro mah ro-mah-mah
 * Lumiere (singing): Come come my lady You're my butterfly Sugar, baby
 * Cooper (singing): Ride like the wind Ride like the...
 * Bimbettes (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Ronnie Anne (singing): Yeah!
 * Bolt: Are you okay?
 * Alex the Lion: Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
 * Louis (singing): People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin"
 * Alex the Lion (singing): Darling, stay with me
 * Bolt: Wow!
 * Maui: This show is not going to save your theater. Maybe it's time to just move on.
 * Alex the Lion: Come on, you know how much this means to us.
 * Maui: You can't just sing it. You've got to show the fire of desire!
 * Rapunzel: The fire went out a long time ago. You are not gonna believe what I did today!
 * Alex the Lion: Dad, I just don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.
 * Zuba the Lion: How did I end up with a son like you?
 * Alex the Lion: I'll get you out! Dad, wait! I'll get the money, I promise! I could really use some extra piano lessons.
 * Fluttershy: Yes, that was very bad.
 * Bolt: A defining moment in all of our lives!
 * Maui: We're going to be spicy, no?
 * Bolt: Ya!
 * Bolt: Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love.
 * Nella the Princess Knight: Yay!
 * Bolt: You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
 * Narrator: Sing (TheCartoonMan6107 Style).
 * Store Announcer: This store will close in fifteen minutes. The lady in aisle six, that was awesome.

Trailer (#2)

 * Bolt: And cue with the crazy old pegasus
 * Fluttershy: Good Morning Mr. Bolt. I got Eyes from the bank on line two.
 * Bolt: My theater has been going through some pretty rough times lately. So what do I do?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: The Car Wash?
 * Bolt: No, my next show is gonna be. Drumroll please. A singing competition!
 * Spongebob Squarepants: Who wants to see another one of those!
 * Bolt: Everyone Just think, your neighbor, the the the grocery store manager, that that rocky, right there!
 * Rocky (Chicken Run): Rah!
 * Bolt: Real talent from real life! That's what audiences want, and I'm gonna give it to them!
 * Charlie Brown: I'm mommy.
 * Rapunzel: Flynn Rider, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?
 * Flynn Rider: Oh, yeah, you were great, honey. By the way, the bathroom sink is blocked again. bye honey.
 * Alex the Lion (singing): In your mind could you ever be really close to me?
 * Governor Ratcliffe: Who are you? Hold, right there!
 * Alex the Lion: Alex, you were supposed to be keeping a lookout!
 * Alex the Lion: Sorry, dad.
 * Nella the Princess Knight: Happy Birthday to you.
 * Flint Lockwood: If I had a voice like Polly's I’d be a superstar by now! Just singing, ooh, yeah, happy, ooh, yeah…
 * Nella the Princess Knight: Sure you would, Papa. Now blow out your candles.
 * Bolt: How are we doing with those fliers, Fluttershy?
 * Fluttershy: All good to go
 * Bolt: Everyone in this city gets a shot at being a star! Live on my stage!
 * Roddy St. James: I'm here to win. That prize, it's mine
 * Maui (singing): Rah rah ah-ah-ah Ro mah ro-mah-mah
 * Louis (singing): Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin
 * Alex the Lion (singing): stay with me
 * Bolt: Wow!
 * Cooper (singing): Ride like the wind
 * Ronnie Anne (singing): Yeah!
 * Bimbettes (singing): Oh, my gosh, look at her butt
 * Bimbettes (singing): Oh my gosh, look at her
 * Bolt: Are you okay?
 * Maui: Oh, yes, I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
 * Bolt: A defining moment in all of our lives!
 * Fluttershy: Yes, that was very bad.
 * Maui: You've got to show the fire of desire!
 * Rapunzel: The fire went out a long time ago. You are not gonna believe what I did today!
 * Alex the Lion: Dad, I just don't wanna be in your gang. I wanna be a singer.
 * Zuba the Lion: How did I end up with a son like you?
 * Maui: This show is not going to save your theater. Maybe it's time move on.
 * Alex the Lion: You know how much this means to us.
 * Maui: This stage about to explode with major human power!
 * Bolt: You know what's great about hitting rock bottom? There's only one way left to go, and that's up!
 * Narrator: Sing (TheCartoonMan6107 Style).
 * Store Announcer: This store will close in fifteen minutes. The lady in aisle six, that was awesome.