A Character's Life Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Image of TheCartoonMan6107 logo.png): Walt Disney Pictures presents, a Pixar Animation Studios film.
 * Alex the Lion: No! Marty, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Marty the Zebra: I can't help it! It's so beautiful!
 * (Marty the Zebra Gets Hurt from "Madagascar"): Wahoo!
 * (Soldier's Marching from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks")
 * (Captain Hook's Pirates (Peter Pan (1953)) Clip)
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The toons pick the food, the villains eat the food. It's a character-eat-character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * Dino (Early Man): He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): Let's ride!
 * (Razoul and his guards are running from "Aladdin")
 * Dino (Early Man): (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Anna: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Winston Steinburger: I've got an idea! We could find bigger characters to come here and fight!
 * Anna: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * (Winston Steinburger Clip): What they needed was some help?
 * Winston Steinburger: You're perfect!
 * (Po (Kung Fu Panda) Clip): What they got...
 * Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes): Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * (King Juilen Clip): Was a bunch of crowns?
 * (Krypto The Superdog Clip): Hey!
 * Bunsen (Bunsen is a Beast): We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Krypto The Superdog: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Bunsen (Bunsen is a Beast): That's because you're a clown!
 * Krypto The Superdog: You parasite.
 * (Crash and Eddie Clip): Circus animals?
 * Crash and Eddie: Hey!
 * Winston Steinburger: I thought you were warriors.
 * Devon: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bird?
 * King Juilen: So, being a bird automatically makes me a girl!
 * Cornwall: He's a guy!
 * (Dumbo Crying Clip): Come on, King Juilen.
 * (Mort Crying with tear Clip): You're making the baby animals cry.
 * Lila Darper: Winston!
 * Winston Steinburger: (Chuckles)
 * (Kevin (Up) Clip): Walt Disney Pictures presents...
 * King Juilen: (Screaming)
 * Winston Steinburger: I'm desperate!
 * Krypto The Superdog: I couldn't tell.
 * (Gogans (Pete's Dragon) Walks Clip): A Pixar Animation Studios film.
 * Lila Darper: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Lord Nooth (Early Man): Squish 'em.
 * Winston Steinburger: (Screaming)
 * (Kevin (Up) Roaring Clip)
 * (Po (Kung Fu Panda) Shocked Clip): (Screaming)
 * Tadashi Hamada (Big Hero 6): Run for your lives!
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Lila Darper: Okay.
 * (Raining and Storm from "Noah's Ark (1959)"): Rain!
 * (Winston Steinburger Mad Clip): We are serve villains!
 * Winston Steinburger: From the colony, and for oppressed characters everywhere!
 * (Humans Applause from "Cats Don't Dance")
 * Devon: Hello there, girly bird.
 * King Juilen: Shoo, dragon. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Character's Life.
 * (Coming to YouTube December 2019): Coming to theatres this thanksgiving.