Animals vs. Storks Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Mary Katherine Bomba: (Sigh)
 * Narrator: If Layla thinks her special day will be easy.
 * Mary Katherine Bomba: Ugh! I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
 * Narrator: She's in for a big...
 * Nod: M.K., you're, like, really glowing.
 * Narrator: Big...
 * Mary Katherine Bomba: This can't be happening.
 * Narrator: Big surprise!
 * Rarity: This is impossible!
 * Prince Phillip: Whoa!
 * Princess Aurora: Here comes the bride!
 * Rarity: Hello? What's going on?
 * Professor Utonium: The name is Professor Utonium. Over the last 50 years, I have captured animals
 * Rarity: But I don't belong here. I'm not a Female Creature!
 * Professor Utonium: Whoa!
 * Rarity: Sorry.
 * Professor Utonium: Say hello to Clifford the Big Red Dog!
 * Clifford the Big Red Dog: (Roars)
 * Professor Utonium: Here we have Dog
 * Dog: Finally, some action. Cha-cha! Ninja! Ha! Ow!
 * Professor Utonium: This handsome fellow is Finley
 * Finley: (Laughing) (Yells)
 * Professor Utonium: We call this thing Bartleby
 * Bartleby: Hi, there!
 * Rarity: Yuck!
 * Dog: She's speechless.
 * Bartleby: She? A boy. Look at his boobies.
 * Dog: We need to have a talk.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Corn (Shrek) and Kung Funny Puppy
 * Hunter: Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. However, but most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Hunter out.
 * Varian: Ulrich Stren, what do we do?
 * Ulrich Strene: Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
 * Winx Club Characters: Ew!
 * Narrator: When Storks attack...
 * Professor Utonium: We need raw power! We need... Animals
 * Narrator: These guys got your back.
 * Bartleby: Ah! My back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! Welcome! We're here to destroy you!
 * Rarity: I can't fight that thing. I'm hyperventilating. (Panting) Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
 * Finley: Foot!
 * Bartleby: I got him, you guys! I got...
 * Narrator: On March 27
 * Hunter: Let the birth of my new planet, begin!
 * Narrator: From TheCartoonMan6107 Animation
 * Rarity: Guys, we're a team.
 * Dog: And we're gonna take that stork down! (Groans) Papa's a little out of shape.
 * Narrator: The most eye-popping event of the year.
 * Hunter: You'll never defeat me! What the Flagnard?!
 * Narrator: It's coming in 3D.
 * Dog: Wow!
 * Rarity: Aah! Bartleby! Help Me
 * Bartleby: Sorry. I was staring at this bird over there.
 * Narrator: TheCartoonMan6107's Animals vs. Storks
 * Bartleby: Hi. You can call me Bartleby. Did I come on too strong? I'm a little rusty. Oh, I feel so stupid. I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.