Jonescules Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Jones: Oh mighty Eric, please. hear me and answer my prayer.
 * Eric: Jones.
 * Jones: How do you become a true hero?
 * Narrator: Look inside your heart. TheCartoonMan6107 presents...
 * Rosie Redd (singing): Who put the glad in gladiator?
 * Rainbow Rangers (singing): Jones!
 * Narrator: Stronger than ten men.
 * Hacker: And having a devil of a time...
 * Hacker: Name's Lord Hater, lord of the death, hi, how are you doing?
 * Narrator: Trying to prove himself.
 * Hacker: Get ready to rumble! My favorite part of the game! Sudden death.
 * Narrator: This summer...
 * Jones: Come on!
 * Narrator: Take off on the epic new adventure,
 * Marty: I'm right behind ya, kid! I'm way behind ya, kid.
 * Narrator: Featuring a monster cast...
 * (Roaring)
 * Hacker: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way
 * Narrator: A hotshot villain,
 * Hacker: I've got 24 hours to get rif of this bozo, and you are wearing his merchandise?!?!
 * Narrator: And one true hero.
 * Lavender LaViolette (singing): A major hunk!
 * Rainbow Rangers (singing): Zero to hero!
 * Rosie Redd (spoken): And who'd have thunk?
 * Hacker: Get them!
 * Narrator: It's the man...
 * Angie: Jones!
 * Dr. Nefario: Jones?
 * Hacker: Jerk Jones.
 * Narrator: The myth...
 * Jones: I'm an action figure!
 * Narrator: The movie.
 * Hacker: Hey, two thumbs way way up!
 * Narrator: Jonescules.
 * Hacker: Well, well. It's a small underworld after all, huh?
 * Tagline: COMING IN SUMMER.