The Little Mer-Pureheart part 4 - Pearl Pureheart Meets Bonkers D. Bobcat

(On surface. Scuttle on his island humming and looking through his telescope.)
 * Pearl/Ariel: Bonkers!
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: (Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.) Whoa! Mermouse off the port bow! Pearl Pureheart, how you doin' kid? (Lowers telescope to reveal Pearl at wing's length.) Whoa, what a swim!
 * Pearl/Ariel: Bonkers - look what we found.
 * Larry/Flounder: Yeah - we were in this sunken ship - it was really creepy.
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: Animal stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see. (Picks up fork.) Look at this. Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual.
 * Pearl/Ariel: What? What is it?
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: It's a dinglehopper! Animals use these little babies . . . to straighten their hair out. See - just a little twirl here an' a yank there and - voiolay! You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!
 * Pearl/Ariel: A dinglehopper!
 * Larry/Flounder: What about that one?
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: (Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
 * Pearl/Ariel and Larry/Flounder: Oohhh.
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me. (Bonkers blows into the pipe; seaweed pops out the other end.)
 * Pearl/Ariel: Music? Oh, the concert! Oh my gosh, my father's gonna kill me!
 * Larry/Flounder: The concert was today?
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: (Still contemplating pipe.) Maybe you could make a little planter out of it or somethin'.
 * Pearl/Ariel: Uh, I'm sorry, I've gotta go. Thank you Bonkers. (Waves.)
 * Bonkers/Scuttle: Anytime sweetie, anytime.