The Childrens (2011)

Disney and Sega's movie-spoof of "The Muppets (2011)".

Cast:

 * Kermit the Frog - Orinoco (The Wombles)
 * Miss Piggy - Nellie the Elephant
 * Fozzie Bear - Berk (The Trap Door)
 * Rizzo the Rat - Sledgehammer O'Possum (What a Cartoon!)
 * Sam the Eagle - Paddington Bear
 * Robin the Frog - Wellington (The Wombles)
 * Statler - Sparky (Atomic Betty)
 * Waldorf - Robot X-5 (Atomic Betty)
 * Bean Bunny - Pedro Pony (Peppa Pig)
 * Swedish Chef - McZee (3D Movie Maker)
 * Animal - Goofy (Disney)
 * Gary - Prince Cornelius (Thumbelina)
 * Mary - Thumbelina
 * Tex Richman - Charles Mutz (UP)
 * Veronica - Snow White (Happily Ever After)
 * Chickens - Various Chickens (Cow and Chicken and Ed Edd n Eddy)
 * Penguins - Penguin's March (Farce of the Penguins)
 * Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker - Robot and Monster
 * Scooter - Justin (The Secret of Nimh)
 * Rowlf the Dog - James the Cat
 * Dr. Teeth - Jerry (Tom and Jerry)
 * Floyd Pepper - Ovide (Ovide and the Gang)
 * Janice - Kitty Katswell (T.U.F.F. Puppy)
 * Zoot - Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy)
 * Lew Zealand - Donkey (Shrek)
 * Pepe the King Prawn - Pingu
 * Clifford - Jose Carioca (Saludos Amigos)
 * Bobo the Bear - Cat (Peg + Cat)
 * Walter - Noah Parker (Atomic Betty)
 * Animool - Yasu (Super Magnetic Neo)
 * Foozie - Foofur
 * Janooce - Kismet (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers)
 * Kermoot - Bongo (My Big Big Friend)
 * Miss Poogy - Matilda (Ovide and the Gang)
 * Roowlf - Gasu (Super Magnetic Neo)
 * Animool - Yasu (Super Magnetic Neo)
 * Foozie - Foofur
 * Janooce - Kismet (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers)
 * Kermoot - Bongo (My Big Big Friend)
 * Miss Poogy - Matilda (Ovide and the Gang)
 * Roowlf - Gasu (Super Magnetic Neo)
 * Link Hogthrob - Colonel Hathi (The Jungle Book)
 * Uncle Deadley - Otis the Aardvark (CBBC)
 * Beauregard - Basil Brush
 * Lips - Richie Rich
 * Wayne - Dumbo
 * Marvin Suggs - Morph (The Amazing Adventures of Morph)
 * Hobo Joe - Rolf (Ed Edd 'n' Eddy)
 * 80s Robot - PeeDee (Super Magnetic Neo)

Quotes:

 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Sorry, Miss Nellie. But you've been replaced... Permanently!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: Oh, yeah?
 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Yeah!
 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: I don't think so... sister!
 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Who are you calling 'sister', sister?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: Oh, look! An omelette station.
 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Where?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: HIYA! There's only room for one Miss Nellie. And that's moi.
 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Yeah? Well, you ain't seen the last of me. I'll be back.
 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: Yesh, yeah, ever heard of mouthwash?


 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Told ya I'd be back. Well now I am... BACK!


 * Matilda/Miss Poogy: Hey, Mutz! We have a deal!
 * Kismet/Janooce: Yeah, for reallies!
 * Foofur/Foozie: Yeah, you owe us money, man. What the wocka?


 * Charles Mutz/Tex Richman: You're relics, Childrens! The world has moved on, and no one cares about your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin', singin'-and-dancin' act anymore! You're dead! And I just come to bury you. Now, get out of my office.


 * Charles Mutz/Tex Richman: Breaking the lad! I own that name.
 * Yuckie Duck/The Great Gonzo: Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to...
 * Berk/Fozzie Bear: "Oil" bet that hurt. (laughs)


 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back! I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once!


 * Snow White/Veronica Martin: Orinoco, there you are. I've been looking for you everywhere.
 * Orinoco/Kermit the Frog: It's so nice to see you Show White.
 * Snow White/Veronica Martin: Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
 * Orinoco/Kermit the Frog: Yeah, well, I, I, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see. Because, well actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.
 * Snow White/Veronica Martin: You, haha. No, Orinoco, listen, I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. I will rerun Alex if I have to.
 * Snow White/Veronica Martin: You see, the thing is Snow White: that's kind of impossible. Because the show is in 12 hours. 12 hours!