Thomas/Mean Gays (by Courtney Act)

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 * Thomas as Courtney Act

Lyrics
Thomas: He looks like Tarzan and talks like Jane He's so damn sexy, I no complain He's all juiced up He is a "top" He’ll do your hair and then your make up

They’ll take you down with just one look They hunt in packs They don’t read books Injectable tan and no tattoos Too young for botox Got nothing to lose

Wo wo wo wow They're mean gays They live in West Hollywood They're mean, mean gays Well you would if you could They're mean gays Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think Twice before you take one on

They wear designer sneakers but yours they'll take They like party drugs and protein shakes They don’t care what you’re about They chew you up and spit you out

Wo wo wo wow They're mean gays They live in West Hollywood They're mean, mean gays Well you would if you could They're mean gays Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think Twice before you take one on

Wo wo wo wow They're mean gays They live in West Hollywood They're mean, mean gays Well you would if you could They're mean gays Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think Twice before you take one on

They're envy of the girls And the envy of the boys If you bump into one They won't be acting coy They’ll be sipping caipirinhas made from artificial sweeteners A circuit week Barcelona over to Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza...

They're mean gays They live in West Hollywood They're mean, mean gays Well you would if you could They're mean gays Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think Twice before you take one on

They're mean gays They live in West Hollywood They're mean, mean gays Well you would if you could They're mean gays Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think Twice before you take one on

She's a mean gay I live in West Hollywood She's a mean, mean gay Well you would if you coulf She's a mean gay Don’t think I'm misunderstood

I might look nice but do think Twice before you take me on

Wo Wo Wo Wow She's a mean gay I live in West Hollywood She's a mean, mean gay Well you would if you could She's a mean gay Don’t think I'm misunderstood

I might look nice but do think Twice before you take me on