Who's Killing the Childrens?

Disney and Sega's tv-spoof of Who's Killing the Muppets? is a parody of The Muppet Show from Robot Chicken.

Cast:

 * The Great Gonzo - Yuckie Duck (What a Cartoon!)
 * Hooded Killer - Shaw (Open Season)
 * Kermit the Frog/Baby Kermit - Orinoco (The Wombles)
 * Miss Piggy/Baby Miss Piggy - Nellie the Elephant
 * Fozzie Bear/Baby Fozzie - Berk (The Trap Door)
 * Scooter/Baby Scooter - Justin (The Secret of Nimh)
 * Statler - Sparky (Atomic Betty)
 * Waldorf - Robot X-5 (Atomic Betty)
 * Baby Skeeter - Mrs. Brisby (The Secret of Nimh)
 * Skeeter - Jenner (The Secret of Nimh)
 * Camilla - Miss Prissy (Looney Tunes)
 * Steve Martin - Betty's Dad (Atomic Betty)

Transcript:
Yuckie Duck's Funeral and Burial Ceremony Later Baby Children Flashback (Present)
 * Yuckie Duck: For my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am.
 * Shaw: No! For your next feat, you die! (Shaw fires a cannon, decapitating Yuckie Duck, and Yuckie Duck's corpse falls on the hot coals. Then Shaw places a water sack on the scene)
 * Orinoco: Yuckie Duck died as he lived, and our family will never be whole again. And now, ladies and gentlemen, BETTY'S DAD, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!
 * Betty's Dad: (With a prank arrow hat on his head) "The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He makes me like.."
 * Nellie the Elephant (interrupting): Oh, are we burying him in the city? (Miss Prissy jumps on Yuckie Duck's casket as it gets lowered into the ground)
 * Berk: You know, the last time a children died was...
 * Betty's Dad (interrupting): Excuse me?
 * Berk: Don’t you mean, "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me"?
 * Betty's Dad: No, this is a funeral. I’m working. Do I come to where you work and knock the (thing) outta your mouth?!
 * Orinoco: Wow, Dad’s working blue, but he’s right. We vowed never to talk about...that night. (the gang turn to look at Justin) (Justin waves at them)
 * Berk: And then the dad says, "The Aristocrats"! Wocka-wocka!
 * Shaw: (Right up at the door) Hey, Berk? Why did the monster turn blue?
 * Berk: I don’t know, stranger.
 * Shaw: Because he was em-BER-rassed!
 * Berk: (Sarcastically claps) Wocka-wocka...
 * Shaw: Then how about this? Because I (gotta) STAB YOU! (Shaw stabs Berk in the neck and then the back with a knife)
 * Berk: What a showstopper. Ooohh! (Falls on stage)
 * Sparky: See? I told you the Berk was gonna die on stage tonight. (Sparky and Robot X-5 laugh)
 * Berk: Hey, guys, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance?
 * Robot X-5: You're an ambulance. (Sparky and Robot X-5 laugh again, and Berk is dragged offscreen by Shaw and murdered. Then a red wagon is rolled out on stage)
 * Orinoco: (Calculator and Hearing Aid roll TV's dead body away) First Yuckie, now Berk. Could we be paying the price for what we did to...?
 * Nellie the Elephant: Don’t say that name, Orinoco.
 * Orinoco: OOOH, Nellie’s telling me what to do. Wow, hey, everybody! Come here! You gotta come see this. Nellie’s telling me what to do! Wow, must be a day that ends in Y! (Justin walks by carrying a boxful of props) Hey, uh, Justin?
 * Justin: Oh! Hey there, boss.
 * Orinoco: We need to talk about Mrs. Brisby’s death.
 * Justin: Why, sure. I love talking about my twin sister, if not for that tragic accident...
 * Orinoco: You know, I’m gonna stop you right there. I got something I gotta tell you.
 * Baby Orinoco: Let’s play The Little Mermaid!
 * Baby Berk: Let’s question Toaster’s sexuality. Wocka-wocka!
 * Baby Justin: Hold on! Let me grab my floaties. (Leaves)
 * Baby Mrs. Brisby: What a nerd.
 * Baby Nellie: Ahem. Moi will play "La Petite Mermaid".
 * Baby Mrs. Brisby: Mermaids aren't fat! (Pushes Baby Nellie)
 * Baby Orinoco: Yikes! Brisby, if you only take my advice once in your natural life, take it now. Walk away. (Mrs. Brisby smacks Orinoco)
 * Baby Berk: BELLE! BRISBY'S HITTING US AGAIN!
 * Baby Orinoco: Yeah, who's the homo now? (Mrs. Brisby beats up Berk, and Mrs. Brisby gets hit in the back by Orinoco with a red wagon and knocked headfirst into the pool) If we do this thing, it’s our secret forever. (All Children Babies agree and drown Mrs. Brisby in the pool)
 * All Children Babies: BELLE!
 * Justin: You killed my sister?!?
 * Orinoco: Yeah, well, It was 60% self-defense. But we're kind of burying the lead here. We think Jenner’s come back from the grave for revenge!
 * Justin: Oh, Jenner will have her revenge… (Justin reveals himself to be Jenner, the Killer, in disguise)
 * Orinoco and Nellie: AAAAHHH!!!
 * Jenner: (Takes out knife, and attacks Orinoco) Fifteen seconds till your death!
 * Nellie the Elephant: HIIII-YAH! (Jumps to kick her, but misses) Wuh!
 * Jenner: Here it comes! Showtime! (Miss Prissy talks, holding a bow and arrow. Subtitle: "Get away from her, you kid!")
 * Jenner: You can’t shoot me! Appliances don’t even have fingers! (Miss Prissy fires an arrow, which runs through Jenner's head) OOHH!! (Falls to the floor with Betty's Dad behind her)
 * Betty's Dad (chuckling): That bit never gets old. (Dances as funny music starts)