Random Characters/Tax Man Max (from Schoolhouse Rock)

Cast

 * Laren (from Freddi Fish 5: The Case of the Creature of Coral Cove) as Max
 * Jasmine (from Total Drama) as Girl #1
 * Tangy (from Animal Crossing) as Girl #2
 * Emmy (from Dragon Tales) as Girl #3
 * Bea Goldfishberg (from Fish Hooks) as Girl #4
 * Freddi Fish as Girl #5
 * Mermaidman (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Snoring Man

Lyrics
Laren: Welcome to the new variety, sit and relax. I'm that song and dance phenomenon, Laren. Let me sing for you, do my thing for you, 'Till they give me the axe. Here's the song I'm doing, gonna fill you in on tax. Tax is that familiar melody, sinful and true. Hum it if you've earned a dollar or two. Bucks are being spent by the government for whatever they do. Anyone who earns a living gives more than a few.

So our schools can be their best, So our roads will have no cracks; Someone fix those train tracks! I hear you callin', Uncle, and I'm payin' my tax.

Oh, these are my girls. Hello, girls.

Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : Hello, Laren. Nice outfit.

There are many different ways we pay what we owe. Laren: Ladies, if you'll form a lovely tableau. Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : Income, prop erty, sales, utility. Laren: Candy bars in my show. Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : Licenses for dogs and cats, Laren: and that's not all, you know. Out of almost every dollar a person can make, City, State and Federal governments take... Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : T a k e what? Laren: What they think is fair you givin' your share; Now and then there's a break. Max is talking taxes, Hey, have I kept you awake?

Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : For the things your town may need, For the things a country lacks, All good things take greenbacks. We hear you callin', Uncle, and we're paying our tax.

People do complain, Say their taxes are high; What am I to get in return? Laren: Look around you friend, Laren is showin' you why, With your taxes, you support How we live and how we learn.

Now here's the good news, Many things are tax deductible. Which means their cost can be subtracted from the amount of income you'll be taxed on. Things like medicine, doctor bills, and supplies for your work.

So keep those receipts. Be kind to your parents at tax time. And remember April 15th.

Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : April 15th. What a showman you are Laren. Entertaining us with tax, In those snazzy plaid slacks.

Laren: These slacks are for my business. I tell you, I'll deduct them! I hear you callin', Uncle, and I'm paying my tax.

Jasmine, Tangy , Emmy , Bea Goldfishberg and Freddi Fish : His tax, our La ren.

Laren: And I'm deducting my sax.