DucktheGWREngineFan9's Take Along Henry's Special Coal (George Carlin-US) Remake.

Characters

 * Henry
 * James
 * Two Green Branch Line Coaches
 * Edward
 * Foolish Freight Cars
 * Caboose
 * Thomas
 * Eyes Shut Thomas (Working Hard Expression)
 * Surprised Thomas (Thomas and the Special Letter)
 * Annie and Clarabel
 * Green and Yellow Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Red and White Express Coach

Transcript

 * Narrator: One morning, Henry was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes, he could pull trains, but sometimes, he felt he had no strength at all.
 * Henry: I suffer dreadfully. And no-ones.
 * James: Rubbish, Henry!
 * Narrator: Snorted James.
 * James: You don't work hard enough. (leaves Henry in the shed)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt spoke to him too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What's wrong with you? You've had lots of new parts and new paint, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another engine instead of you to do the work.
 * Narrator: This made Henry, his driver, and his fireman very sad. (Henry goes to Knapford station to collect his two green branch line coaches at the back) Sir Topham Hatt was waiting when Henry came to the platform. He had taken off his hat, and coat, and put on overalls. (Henry whistles and departs) Henry managed to start, but his fireman was not satisfied.
 * Henry's Fireman: Henry is a bad steamer
 * Narrator: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Henry's Fireman: I build up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat. (Henry arrives at Edward's station, blowing his whistle)
 * Narrator: Henry tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough and came to a stop outside Edward's station.
 * Henry: Oh dear.
 * Narrator: Thought Henry.
 * Henry: I shall have to go away. Oh dear. Oh dear.
 * Narrator: (Henry is uncoupled and is put on a siding) All he could do was to go slowly onto a siding. And Edward took charge of the train. (Edward blows his whistle and couples to Henry's train) Sir Topham Hatt and the fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
 * Narrator: Asked Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Fireman: Excuse me, Sir.
 * Narrator: He answered.
 * Henry: But the fact is the coal is wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today, it's worse. The other engines can manage, they have big fireboxes. Henry's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh Coal, he'd be a different engine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: It's expensive.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: But Henry must have a fair chance. James shall go and fetch some. (Edward whistles and departs from the station with Henry's coaches)
 * Narrator: When the Welsh coal came, Henry and his driver were excited. (The Welsh Coal has arrived)
 * Henry's Driver: Now we'll show them, Henry, old fellow.
 * Narrator: (the fireman shovels coal into Henry's furnace) They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal, like a wall on the outside. Then the glowing middle was covered with smaller lumps. (Henry whistles)
 * Henry: You're spoiling my fire!
 * Narrator: Complained Henry.
 * Henry's Fireman: Wait and see.
 * Narrator: Said the fireman.
 * Henry's Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire, just when we want it.
 * Narrator: The fireman was right. (Henry is at Knapford station's platform one, letting off steam, with his water boiling nicely, and coupled to his two green branchline coaches) When Henry reached the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: How are you, Henry?
 * Henry: Peep! Peep! (whistles twice)
 * Narrator: Whistled Henry.
 * Henry: I feel fine.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Have you a good fire, driver?
 * Henry's Driver: Never better, Sir, and plenty of steam.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: No record breaking.
 * Narrator: Warned Sir Topham Hatt. (Henry whistles and sets off of Knapford station)
 * Henry's Driver: Henry won't need pushing, Sir. I'll have to hold him back. (Henry slowly puffs along the main line, hauling his green and yellow coach, red coach, and red and white coach behind, passing a freight train pulling away)
 * Narrator: (as Henry whistles) Henry had a lovely day. He had never felt so well in his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
 * Henry's Driver: Steady, old fellow.
 * Narrator: He would say.
 * Henry's Driver: There's plenty of time. (blows Henry's whistle)
 * Narrator: They arrived early at the station. Thomas puffed in. (Henry has arrived at Elsbridge station with Thomas and Annie and Clarabel arriving)
 * Henry: Where have you been, lazybones?
 * Narrator: Asked Henry.
 * Henry: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling tank engines like you. Goodbye! (whistles and sets off at a high speed)
 * Thomas: Whoosh!
 * Narrator: Said Thomas to Annie and Clarabel.
 * Thomas: Have you seen anything like that?
 * Narrator: Both Annie and Clarabel agreed that they never had.