The Rodents of Madagascar Trailer/Transcript

Trailer 1

 * (Disney and Sega Productions Logo and Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures Logo appear)
 * Narrator: When the world need saving, it will take the most elite team on Earth. Chip. Monterey Jack. Zipper. Dale.
 * Chip/Skipper: We're the elitest of the elite. Up high! Oh, oh, hey now!
 * Narrator: From the creators of Madagascar.
 * Chip/Skipper: Okay boys, this is it. The mission we've been preparing for our entire life.
 * Bagheera/Classified: Remain calm, rescue rangers. You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
 * Chip/Skipper: Dale, dibble me. We're not going anywhere with you. We don't even know who the heck you are!
 * Bagheera/Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-species...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: An elite undercover inter-species...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: task force.
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: Force. Dedicated to...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: helping...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: Dedicated to...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: [Quickly] Dedicated to helping animals who can’t...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified:...help...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: ...themselves.
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches more loudly than ever]
 * Bagheera/Classified: [Groans]
 * (Disney and Sega Productions presents appear)
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Chip, we've got to be five miles up. That pretty limits our options.
 * Chip/Skipper: I make my own options.
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Brilliant move, Chip. But now we seem to be outside the plane.
 * Chip/Skipper: I'm kindda got caught up in the moment. Well, hindsight's 20/20.
 * Dale/Private: Oh, why don't we catch that plane.
 * Airport Passenger: Rodent strike! Log it.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega’s Rodents of Madagascar.
 * Chip/Skipper: Now we're talking. Let's get to work.
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: 400 meters. 300 meters.
 * Chip/Skipper: Think American, Monterey.
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Sorry, Sir. 218 yards.
 * Chip/Skipper: Okay, then. It's clear what we need to do next.
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Yeah baby! That feels right.

Trailer 2

 * Chip/Skipper: Attention, this is your captain speaking.
 * Narrator: You know the Rodents of Madagascar. But what you don’t know is that they’ve been leading a double life…as secret agents.
 * (Disney and Sega Productions logo and Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures logo appear)
 * Narrator: Their untold story began as four brothers…
 * Theodore/Private: Are you my family?
 * Sniffles/Kowalski: You don’t have a family and we’re all going to die.
 * Theodore/Private: What?
 * Alvin/Skipper: What’s the matter with you, Theodore?
 * Narrator: …who grew up to become masters of disguise, espionage, and aerial assault.
 * Chip/Skipper:: Follow me, boys! We’re going in hot. No one likes a show-off, Private.
 * Narrator: Now, when it comes to stopping a madman--
 * King Dedede/Dave: I have the power to destroy you!
 * Narrator: --they’ll have some competition.
 * Chip/Skipper: What the heck is going on?
 * Bagheera/Classified: Remain calm, Rescue Rangers. You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
 * Chip/Skipper: We don’t even know who the heck you are!
 * Bagheera/Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: The North Wind is an elite underco...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: ...task force...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: ..dedicated to he..
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: [Quickly] --dedicated to helping animals who can’t...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: ...help...
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Bagheera/Classified: ...themselves.
 * Chip/Skipper: [Crunches more loudly than ever]
 * Bagheera/Classified: [Groans]
 * Narrator: This November…
 * Chip/Skipper: We got a soggy madman to stop.
 * Bagheera/Classified: I give the orders around here. You were supposed to handcuff them!
 * Tigger/Shortfuse: But they don’t have hands! They just have flippers! And...And I have flippers! So it’s flippin’ useless!
 * Narrator: When the world needs saving...
 * King Dedede/Dave: After them!
 * Chip/Skipper All right, boys. It’s just like Cuba,
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Venice, Rio De Janeiro, Dusseldorf! We’ve arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
 * Chip/Skipper: We gotta blend in. Riverdance! [Riverdance music plays]
 * Narrator: Heroes…
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: We don’t need these guys.
 * Narrator: …become legends.
 * Chip/Skipper: Rescue Rangers are our flesh and feather! If anyone’s gonna save us… it’s us.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Madagascar...
 * Tantor/Corporal: He hacked into our system!
 * Chip/Skipper: Dora!
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Dedede.
 * Chip/Skipper: Dedede!
 * Rita/Eva: Where’s the sound?
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Dedede, your microphone, it’s not on!
 * Bagheera/Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
 * Tigger/Shortfuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
 * King Dedede/Dave: Hello? Hello?
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Well, now we can hear you,
 * Tigger/Shortfuse: So annoying!
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: but every...
 * King Dedede/Dave: Hello?
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: we cannot see.
 * Tigger/Shortfuse: Every time.
 * Bagheera/Classified: [groans] Oh, it’s like talking to my parents.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega's Rodents of Madagascar.
 * Chip/Skipper: We need to find intel on Dedede’s location! All right, you, where’s Dedede? Give us the goods!
 * Monterey Jack/Kowalski: Sir, that’s a baby Maggie. [Maggie crying]
 * Chip/Skipper: Sorry, laddie.