DucktheGWREngineFan9's Take Along Diesel's Devious Deeds (Ringo Starr-US) Remake.

Characters

 * Duck
 * Yellow and Red Express Coach
 * White and Red Express Coach
 * Red Express Coach
 * Troublesome Trucks
 * Cabooses
 * James
 * Gordon
 * Henry
 * Angry Henry (Henry and the Elephant)
 * Devious Diesel
 * Angry Devious Diesel (Thomas to the Rescue)
 * Happy Devious Diesel
 * Casey Jr
 * Johnny
 * Tillie
 * Toots
 * Montana
 * Tracy
 * Tootle

Transcript

 * Narrator: Diesel the new engine was sulking. The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him. (Diesel is shunting some freight cars in the yard, feeling really furious)
 * Freight Cars: Show the world what I can do, gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about...
 * Narrator: Duck was horrified. (Duck runs forward and bumps a car out of the way before Diesel arrives)
 * Duck: Shut up!
 * Narrator: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
 * Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
 * Narrator: Diesel was still furious.
 * Diesel: (angry) It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
 * Henry: Nonsense.
 * Narrator: Said Henry.
 * Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Narrator: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Narrator: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. (Diesel goes alongside the cars and flees) Next day, he spoke to the cars.
 * Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
 * Narrator: And he sniggered away.
 * Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
 * Narrator: Guffawed the cars.
 * Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
 * Narrator: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. (Henry, Gordon, and James go by, furious) Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
 * Gordon: Disgraceful.
 * Narrator: Said Gordon.
 * James: Disgusting.
 * Narrator: Put in James.
 * Henry: Despicable.
 * Narrator: Finished Henry.
 * Henry: We cannot allow it.
 * Narrator: They consulted together.
 * Henry: Yes.
 * Narrator: They said.
 * Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
 * Narrator: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. (Duck is taking four freight cars and a caboose to a siding before going to the shed to take a rest) He wanted a rest in the shed. The three engines barred his way.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: Hooosh!
 * James: Keep out!
 * Duck: Stop fooling.
 * Narrator: Said Duck.
 * Duck: I'm tired.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: So are we.
 * Narrator: Hissed the engines.
 * Gordon, James and Henry: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the cars.
 * Duck: I don't!
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
 * Duck: I don't! (Casey, Tracy, and Tillie are alarmed)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: You do! (Johnny, Toots, Montana, and Tootle are alarmed too)
 * Narrator: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
 * Gordon: Duck called me a galloping sausage!
 * Narrator: Spluttered Gordon.
 * James: Rusty red scrap-irons!
 * Narrator: Hissed James.
 * Henry: I'm old square wheels!
 * Narrator: Fumed Henry.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
 * Narrator: Duck considered.
 * Duck: I only wish sir.
 * Narrator: He said gravely.
 * Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
 * Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
 * Narrator: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He had been trying not to laugh himself.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
 * Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
 * Narrator: Diesel lurked up.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
 * Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but no nothing.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
 * Narrator: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
 * Duck: As you wish, Sir. (runs sadly away)
 * Narrator: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph. (Casey, Tillie, Montana, Tracy, Johnny, Toots, and Tootle look sad about Duck leaving before they drip some tears)