Lightning McQueen's Adventures of Toy Story/Transcript

[The scene changes to Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank] [Woody unfreezes as Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita arrive] [They do] [Then, Buzz appears on the sun roof above Woody and he, Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita spot him] [Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo and Rita as Woody gets up] [He removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him] [A slight pause] [Buzz lunges at Woody and they fall off the car to the ground. They rolled underneath the car, fighting as the characters get down and try to break them up. Buzz kicks Woody to the tire] [Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it. Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch. Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain] [He then punches Buzz's button many times, making it repeat the "Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!" phrase, until Buzz flips him over, put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yells in pain. Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car] [He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody, Buzz, Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita behind] [They watch as the car drives off into the distance. Woody runs after the car but is unable to keep up and stops] [He sobs as they stand at the same spot for a while] [Woody turns around angrily] [He runs towards Buzz but then they, Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita heard a tanker truck coming towards them. Buzz and the team quickly runs out of the way but Woody flops down on the ground as the tanker rolls over and stops, a tire just above Woody nearly flattening him. Woody unfreezes and crawls away from the tire before standing up and backing into Buzz, Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita] [Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita, Woody and Buzz look at her in surprise] [A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody and Team McQueen see it] [Woody and the Team look at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck] [Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something] [He saw that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him a idea] [Buzz stops and turns around] [Buzz looks curious. A second] [The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody, Lightning, Mater, Cruz, Dusty, Hugo and Rita looking at the truck] [Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him] [The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck as Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Dusty, Roddy and Rita get in the front with Buzz. Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on] [The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck roll up a hill, a big box rolls towards him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him]
 * Andy Davis: Can I pump the gas?
 * Mrs. Davis: Sure! I'll even let you drive.
 * Andy Davis: Yeah?
 * Mrs. Davis: Yeah, when you're 16.
 * Andy Davis: (sarcastic) Yep, yep, yep. Funny, mum.
 * Mater: (seeing the sign) Hey, wait a minute.
 * Violet Parr: What is it, Mater?
 * Mater: Look at that sign over there.
 * Lightning McQueen: It's the Dinoco logo. That's the King's sponsor!
 * Roddy St James: Who's the King?
 * Lightning McQueen: He was Dinoco's former racer.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Oh, I remember. He and his family were with us.
 * Cruz Ramirez: Until I took over after Cal retired.
 * Lightning McQueen: By the newer next generation race cars including Jackson Storm.
 * WALL-E: Who's Jackson Storm?
 * Dusty Crophopper: He's a new guy, Rita.
 * Rita Malone: Oh, I can see that.
 * Finn McMissile: That's kinda arrogant.
 * Dusty Crophopper: I know.
 * Mater: Me too.
 * Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Me three.
 * Roddy St James: Uh, Lightning?
 * Holley Shiftwell: But how did the humans know about Dinoco, Lightning?
 * Lightning McQueen: I don't know, Rita.
 * EVE: Let's find out.
 * Woody: (hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz) Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
 * Woody, Lightning, Mater, WALL-E, EVE, Finn, Holley, Alex, Marty, Bob, Helen, Dash, Violet, Frozone, Cruz, Francesco, Dusty, Roddy and Rita: Buzz?
 * Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.
 * Woody: Huh, right?
 * Woody: (weakly) Buddy?
 * Buzz Lightyear: I just want you and your friends to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. And seeing as you living cars just saw that happen, you're not convicted of the crime.
 * Woody: Oh, that's good.
 * Lightning McQueen: At least we're in the clear.
 * Buzz Lightyear: (getting to Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?
 * Woody: No.
 * Mater: Uh-oh. This ain't gonna be good.
 * Rita Malone: (gets angry and turns to Roddy)
 * Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Look, Rita, I can explain.
 * Alex the Lion: You... you got us into this mess!
 * Lucius Best/Frozone: No, I didn't!
 * Rita Malone: That's what you always say, but you did it for real!
 * Violet Parr: Honest, Rita.
 * Finn McMissile: That means war!
 * Roddy St James: Okay, Now you're asking for it!
 * Rita Malone: Maybe I am!
 * Roddy St James: That's true!
 * Woody: Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me?!
 * Woody: Owwwww!
 * Lightning McQueen: Stop it!
 * Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Stay out of this, McQueen!
 * Rita Malone: You're gonna get it, Roddy.
 * Roddy St James: Oh, yeah?
 * Lucius Best/Frozone: Yeah!
 * Finn McMissile: Stop fighting!
 * Mrs. Davis: Next stop...
 * Andy Davis: Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!
 * Rita Malone: That's it!
 * Holley Shiftwell: Bring it.
 * Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Uh, guys?
 * Roddy and Rita: (stopped fighting) What?!
 * Woody: (gasps) Andy!
 * Woody: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? (gasps, realizing what this means) I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
 * Cruz Ramirez: Man, now what?
 * Dusty Crophopper: I don't know.
 * WALL-E: Aw, dang!
 * Rita Malone: This is all your fault, Roddy.
 * Roddy St James: And yours, Rita.
 * Violet Parr: Now, we're stuck here.
 * Buzz Lightyear: (opening his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff, his vehicle, superhero, zoo animal and rats and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort...
 * Woody: YOU!
 * Buzz Lightyear: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the...
 * Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
 * Alex the Lion: Woody, ease up! We've had enough fighting for one night!
 * Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
 * Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone! They're gonna move from the house in two days and it's all your fault!
 * Buzz Lightyear: My... My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!
 * Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!
 * Violet Parr: (having enough) ENOUGH!!!!
 * Helen Parr/Elastigirl: (remembering those words she had said before) Rita, that was amazing.
 * Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: It was the only way to get them to shut up.
 * Holley Shiftwell: Sure. [referring to Buzz and Woody] Besides, you sure know how to handle a tough crowd.
 * Rita Malone: (in Emily's voice from Emily in the Middle to Woody and Buzz) If you would just stop fighting for one minute, you'd see it's us who needs some help now!
 * Bob Parr/Mr Incredible: Like mother like daughter. Heh.
 * Lightning McQueen: (agreeing) Couldn't have put it better myself, Mr Incredible. [to Buzz] Figuring things out is what's important right now.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance. Because of him the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
 * Woody: What?! What are you talkin' about?
 * Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
 * Woody: You... are.... a... TOY!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
 * Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. [turning around and walking away from Woody and the team] Farewell.
 * Woody: Oh, yeah, well, good riddance you looney.
 * Lightning McQueen: Well, that went poorly.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Woody, I'm not sure that was the right way to handle the situation.
 * Mater: Dusty's right. To be honest, I think it's best if we all figured things out together.
 * Roddy St James: Yep.
 * Rita Malone: Yeah, Woody.
 * Violet Parr: Figuring things out is better when we're all together.
 * Finn McMissile: Yes.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Guys. Good point.
 * Lightning McQueen: They're right, Woody. We can't figure out what to do without Buzz.
 * Mater: Wait a minute here. This sounds like the same argument in the drive-in.
 * Cruz Ramirez: What are you talking about, Mater?
 * Finn McMissile: They did a Cars version of this scene, only Buzz was a space buggy and Woody was some western car.
 * Woody: Really? Wow, I never knew they did car versions of other films where you came from.
 * Marty the Zebra: Yes, Woody, but we can't figure out what to do without Buzz.
 * Woody: That's your problem, not mine. (walking off, muttering) Rendez-vous with Star Command.
 * Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!
 * Attendant: You talking to me?
 * Woody: Pizza Planet? [realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy] Andy!
 * Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?
 * Attendant: Just a moment...
 * Woody: Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
 * Mater: If we enter the room without proof Woody didn't kill Buzz out of jealousy, we're doomed.
 * Cruz Ramirez: He's right. The toys won't believe Woody if he returns without Buzz.
 * Lightning McQueen: That's right. We need to get Buzz back now.
 * Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!
 * Buzz Lightyear: Go away!
 * Woody: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I...
 * Woody: I found a spaceship!
 * Woody: It's a spaceship, Buzz!
 * Pizza Deliverer: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like the pizzas are getting cold here!
 * Buzz Lightyear: Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
 * Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'II be able to find a way to transport you home.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Well then, let's climb aboard. [runs towards the truck]
 * Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'II be much safer in the cockpit.
 * Woody: Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!
 * Pizza Deliverer: so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?
 * Attendant: Yeah.
 * Pizza Deliverer: Okay, thanks for the directions.
 * Woody: Buzz!
 * Finn McMissile: He's not listening, is he?
 * Roddy St James: Nope.
 * Holley Shiftwell: Well, guess we'd better do what he says.
 * Dusty Crophopper: Great idea, Holley.
 * Rita Malone: But the driver will see you.
 * Finn McMissile: Don't worry, Rita. No one will notice us.
 * Lightning McQueen: (in Red's voice) Point made.
 * Woody: Much safer in the cockpit than the cargo area. What complete idiots.