Jonescules Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (The Following Preview has Been Approved Font Title Card)
 * (Image of TheCartoonMan6107 logo.png): Oh, Mighty Bob Parr?
 * (The Parthenon from the trailer): Please?
 * Jones: Hear me and answer my prayer.
 * (Torch from the trailer Light's up)
 * (Bob Parr Hercules Clip): Jones.
 * Jones: How do you become a true hero?
 * (Bob Parr Heart Clip): Look inside your heart. TheCartoonMan6107 presents...
 * (Rosie Redd Sing Clip): Who put the glad in gladiator?
 * (Nights from the trailer): Hercules!
 * (Jones Clip): Stronger than ten men.
 * (Hacker Clip): And having a devil of a time...
 * Hacker: Name's Lord Hater, lord of the death, hi, how are you doing?
 * (Jones Clip): Trying to prove himself.
 * (Sharpteeth Clip from the trailer): Get ready to...
 * Hacker: Rumble!
 * Hacker: My favorite part of the game.
 * (Sharpteeth crunches rock)
 * Hacker: Sudden death.
 * (Sharpteeth attacks)
 * (Jones Punches Clip)
 * (Sharpteeth takes a beating)
 * (Jones Clip): This summer...
 * Jones: Come on!
 * (Jones Clip): Take off on an epic new adventure.
 * (Zee Right Clip): I'm right behind you, kid!
 * (Lightning clip from the trailer)
 * (Zee Way Clip): I'm way behind you, kid!
 * (Yokai Clip): Featuring a monster cast...
 * (Jones Gets Hit Clip): Uh...
 * (Yokai Clip): Guys?
 * Hacker: Olympus would be that way.
 * (Hacker Clip): A hot shot villain...
 * (Jones Clip): I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo.
 * Hacker: And you are wearing his merchandice?
 * (Jones: And
 * (King Sombra Gets Hit Clip): One true hero.
 * (Jones Clip): Zero to
 * (Tirek Gets Hit Clip): Hero!
 * Lavender LaViolette: A major hunk.
 * (Lavender LaViolette Sing Clip ): Zero to hero!
 * (Hacker Clip):And
 * (Pegasus Clip): Who'd have thunk
 * Hacker: Get them!
 * (Jones Clip): It's the man...
 * Angie: Jones!
 * Waldo: Jones?
 * Hacker: Jerk Jones.
 * (Jones Clip): The myth...
 * Jones: I'm an action figure!
 * (Jones Clip): The movie.
 * Hacker: Hey, two thumbs way way up!
 * Narrator: Jonescules.
 * Hacker: Well, well. It's a small underworld after all, huh?
 * Tagline: COMING IN SUMMER.