MegaWolf Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * (Pete'sDragonRockz Productions logo shows up)
 * Wolf/Megamind as Narrator: I had a fairly standard childhood...
 * Madagascar Characters: (screaming)
 * Wayne/Megamind’s Father: Hurry there isn’t much time!
 * Wolf/Megamind as Narrator: With parents who couldn’t wait to get me out of the house.
 * Wayne/Megamind’s Father: You are destined for greatness.
 * (Ding-a-Ling Wolf petting Figaro): That was a lot of expectation to place on an 8 day old.
 * Wolf/Megamind as Narrator: Turns out another family in the Glaupunkt Quadrant had a very similar idea. Ms. Goodie-two-shoes
 * Sniffles/Young Metro Man: (Blows raspberry)
 * Wolf/Megamind as Narrator: and our glorious rivalry was born!
 * Tagline: From the mind behind: Elliot (Shrek)
 * Wolf/Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. You've fallen right into my trap.
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man You can't trap justice.
 * Wolf/Megamind as Narrator: He would win some. I would almost win others. He took the name Mighty Mouse. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Wolf! Incredibly handsome master of all villainy!
 * Wolf/Megamind: Whoo!
 * Narrator: This november...
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man: All right, put your hands in the air! Yeah, Metro City!
 * Jiminy Cricket/Man in Crowd: I love you, Mighty Mouse!
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen!
 * Narrator: The battle between good and evil...
 * Wolf/Megamind: (Laughing)
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man: Wreck-It Ralph!
 * Narrator: Will blow your mind.
 * Wolf/Megamind: This will be the last you ever hear of Hare! Huh?
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man: Don't panic, Hare!
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man: I'm on my way.
 * Wolf/Megamind: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
 * Narrator: Wolf...
 * (Wolf/Megamind dancing)
 * Narrator: Hare...
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Wow. That was really exciting.
 * Narrator: Maximus I.Q....
 * Maximus I.Q./Hal: I've been watching you like a dingo watches a human baby.
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Oh.
 * Narrator: And Mighty Mouse.
 * Mighty Mouse/Metro Man: That's right.
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work. You're so predictable.
 * Wolf/Megamind: You call this predictable?
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yes. I was thinking about it on the way over.
 * Wolf/Megamind: Boom! In your face!
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile.
 * Wolf/Megamind: So scary!
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it.
 * Wolf/Megamind: This thing, behind...
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky.
 * Wolf/Megamind: What's this one do?
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: Garish.
 * Wolf/Megamind: (Sighs)
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
 * Wolf/Megamind: Spider? Uh... Yes! The Spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from arachnus deathicus.
 * Hare/Roxanne Ritchi (Wolf/Megamind's voice): will instantly paralyze...
 * Wolf/Megamind: Ow!
 * The Cat in the Hat/Minion (Wolf/Megamind's voice): Get it off!
 * Narrator: Pete'sDragonRockz's MegaWolf. In 3D.
 * (Toonumbia Pictures logo appear at the end)
 * Tagline: November 5th