Wander and the Chocolate Factory

BrittalCroftFan's Movie spoof of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

Cast
Thomas & Friends as Looney Tunes and Tiny Toon Adventures Cast The Daisy-Head Mayzie Characters as Mickey Mouse Cast
 * Willy Wonka - The Cat in the Hat (Animated 1971)
 * Charlie Bucket - Elliott (from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial)
 * Grandpa Joe - Fagin (from Oliver and Company)
 * Augustus Gloop - Dudley Dursley (from Harry Potter series)
 * Mrs Gloop - Mrs Dursley (from Harry Potter series)
 * Voliet Beauregarde - D.W. Read (from Arthur)
 * Mr Beauregarde - Mr Read (from Arthur)
 * Veruca Salt - Eilonwy (from The Black Cauldron)
 * Mr Salt - Roger (from 101 Dalmatians)
 * Mike Teavee - Scamp (from Lady and the Tramp)
 * Mrs Teavee - Lady (from Lady and the Tramp)
 * Mrs Bucket - Elliott's Mom (from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial)
 * The Oompa Loompas - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack (MLP:FIM)
 * Bill The Candy Man - Jerry Seinfeld (from Seinfeld)
 * The TV Anoncler - R.K. Maroon (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
 * Grandma Josephine - Grandmother Willow (from Pocahontas)
 * Grandpa George - Carl Fredwickson (from Up)
 * Slugworth - The Grinch (Animated 1966)
 * Edward as Bugs Bunny
 * Thomas as Buster Bunny
 * James as Daffy Duck
 * Percy as Hamton J. Pig
 * Rosie as Babs Bunny
 * Lady as Fifi La Fume
 * Daisy-Head Mayzie as Mickey Mouse
 * COnrad as Donald Duck
 * Mayzie's Mom as Goofy
 * Sally as Minnie Mouse
 * The Lorax as Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Quote 1:

 * D.W.: [about the Ponies] Well, they can't be real people.
 * Cat in the Hat: Well, of course they're real people.
 * Roger: Stuff and nonsense!
 * Cat in the Hat: No. Ponies.
 * Group: [turn around] Ponies?
 * Cat in the Hat: From Equestrua.
 * Lady: Equestria? There's no such place.
 * Cat in the Hat: Excuse me, dear female...
 * Lady: Mr. Cat in the Hat, I am a teacher of geography.
 * Cat in the Hat: Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Ponies were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."
 * Roger: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
 * Cat in the Hat: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. [continues] And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Ponies to my factory here.
 * Eilonwy: Hey, Daddy, I want an Pony. I want you to get me an Pony right away.
 * Roger: All right, Eilonwy. All right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
 * Eilonwy: I want an Oompa Loompa now!
 * D.W.: Can it, you nit!

Quote 2:
[he and Elliott are about to leave, when Elliott slowly walks up to The Cat in the Hat] [he places the Everlasting Gobstopper on Cat in the Hat's desk and sets off]
 * Fagin: Mr. Cat in the Hat?
 * Cat in the Hat: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
 * Fagin: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate, the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Elliott. When does he get it?
 * Cat in the Hat: He doesn't.
 * Fagin: Why not?
 * Cat in the Hat: Because he broke the rules.
 * Fagin: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Elliott?
 * Cat in the Hat: [angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! [returns to work]
 * Fagin: [shocked] You're a crook... [furiously] You're a cheat and a swindler...! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! [lividly] You're an inhuman monster...!
 * Cat in the Hat: I said "GOOD DAY"!! [goes on about his work]
 * Fagin: Come on, Elliott. Let's get out of here. [sets to leave] I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do. If The Grinch wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.
 * Elliott: Mr. Cat in the Hat?
 * Cat in the Hat: [puts his hand on the Gobstopper, while writing] "So shines a good deed in a weary world." [looks up] Elliott? My boy. You've won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would! I just knew you would! Oh, Elliott, forgive me for putting you through this. Please, forgive me. Come in, Mr. Nice Grinch! [The man originally known as The Grinch walks in.] Elliott, meet Mr. Nice Grinch!
 * Mr. Nice Grinch: Pleasure!
 * Elliott: Mr. Grinch!
 * Cat in the Hat: No, no! That's not The Grinch. He works for me!
 * Elliott: For you?
 * Cat in the Hat: I had to test you, Elliott. And you passed the test! You won!
 * Fagin: Won what?!
 * Cat in the Hat: The jackpot, my dear sir! The grand and glorious jackpot!
 * Elliott: The chocolate?
 * Cat in the Hat: The chocolate, yes! The chocolate, but that's just the beginning! We hafta get on! We hafta get on! We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that. Reverse it. This way, please!

Quote 3:
[last lines]
 * Cat in the Hat: But, Elliott, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
 * Elliott: What happened?
 * Cat in the Hat: He lived happily ever after.