Bettystasia Trailer/Transcript


 * Narrator: An enchanted world,
 * Neptuna: The Czar of Imperial Russia.
 * Narrator: a sorcerer's curse,
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: I will not rest until I see the end of the Rominav line forever.
 * Narrator: a young princess...
 * Neptuna: Betty Barrett!
 * Sophie: Grandmama!
 * Neptuna: Betty Barrett!
 * Narrator: ...vanished without a trace. One of the greatest mysteries of all time is now the most magic motion picture event of out time. This thanksgiving, Disney and Sega Productions proudly presents, Bettystasia.
 * (Russian Singing)
 * Phillips Luzinsky: "For though the Czar did not survive one daughter may be still alive."
 * Chorus: "The Princess Betty Barrett!"
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Betty Barrett alive?
 * Bert Raccoon: Ain't that the kick in the head? I guess a curse just what it used to be, huh, sir?
 * Narrator: It's the story of an orphan named Betty,
 * Dolores Umbridge: You want to find your family, huh?
 * Narrator: and a dreamer named Noah Parker.
 * Noah Parker: Do you see what I see?
 * Sentator Masterson: Yes.
 * Betty Barrett: You think that I am Betty Barrett?
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: That's why I'm stuck here in limbo.
 * Bert Raccoon: Whoa! Don't get so grabby!
 * Narrator: They're teaming up to find a clue to her past before the evil Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen destroys their future.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: I want to look my best.
 * Bert Raccoon: Whoa. That fell right out.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: The last of the Rominavs will die!
 * Chorus: "In the dark of the night evil will find her..."
 * Noah Parker: We're gonna have to jump!
 * Betty Barrett: After you!
 * Bert Raccoon: Mayday!
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: "...when the curse is complete..."
 * Bert Raccoon: I get the message!
 * Chrous: "...In the dark of the night..."
 * Narrator: From the streets of Russia,
 * Noah Parker: Betty!
 * Narrator: to the lights of Paris.
 * Neptuna: I will se no more girls claiming to be Betty Barrett.
 * Noah Parker: You have to talk to her.
 * Narrator: Finding the truth...
 * Noah Parker: You really are Betty Barrett.
 * Narrator: will be their greatest challenge.
 * The Red Guy: You will address the Princess as Your Highness.
 * Narrator: And following her heart...
 * Betty Barrett: We've been through a lot together.
 * Noah Parker: Princess don't marry kitchen boys.
 * Narrator: will be her toughest choice.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: What goes around comes around
 * Betty Barrett: I'm not afraid of you!
 * (Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen Laughs Sinisterly)
 * Betty Barrett: Noah Parker!
 * Noah Parker: Hold on!
 * Bert Raccoon: This can only end in tears.
 * Betty Barrett (singing): "And bring me home... at... last!"
 * Narrator: Bettystasia.
 * Bert Raccoon: I'd give her a ha, then a hi-yah, and I'd kick her, sir.