Meet the Feebles (Disney and Sega Human Style) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * Pob: I'm a puppet little fellow with a scaly sort of skin and I frolic in the shadows when the tide is coming in.
 * Danny: So, you want to join the Feebles?
 * Pob: Oh, rather!
 * Chorus: Meet the feebles, meet the feebles...
 * Narrator: Meet the Feebles. The movie begin as family entertainment. But when horroring wrong?
 * Chad Finletter: Have you got a any smack?
 * Noah Parker: Smack?
 * Narrator: Film with your parties a try to stop.
 * Chester V: What beautiful white fur you've got, my dear.
 * Vector: Oh, what the?!
 * Narrator: The story about is human world.
 * Danny: This is the family show for chrissake!
 * Narrator: Sex.
 * Thumbelina: I'm hot Danny, But not away you think?
 * Narrator: Drugs.
 * Narrator: Human husbandry.
 * Soos: Why did you bring us here? It's not mine! You know it's not!
 * Belle: We'll let the court decide that, shall we?
 * Baby Link: (cries)
 * Thumbelina: from the garden, garden of love (screams)
 * Narrator: Meet the Feebles turn into cabbage patch in the killing fields. It's fun.
 * Nostaglic Critic: Take that you bastard!
 * Narrator: It's thrilling.
 * The Hawk: (roar)
 * Gaston's Buddies: Oh, boy, look out!
 * Narrator: It's complicated.
 * Wallace: It's the big one, Edd.
 * Edd: No, It can't be! I've taken precautions!
 * Narrator: Corruption.
 * Danny: AVGN, do me a line.
 * Narrator: Lost.
 * Thumbelina: Feeling shine, are you Danny?
 * Narrator: Light romance. From the director of The Little Mer-Betty.
 * Edd: Yipee! (begins to vomits)
 * Audiences: (shocked)
 * Danny: (shocked)
 * Chester V: Didn't you realise you were sitting on his face?
 * Jessica Rabbit: I felt a bit uncomfortable, but I thought it was my haemorrhoids.
 * Edd: Please god, I know I've been a bad boy... but if you make me well again, I promise... promise...
 * Narrator: Nothing it's secrets.
 * Chorus: Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles, We're not average ordinary people. Meet the Feebles, meet the Feebles.
 * Narrator: Meet the Feebles. It's about to you release. on you.
 * Chad Finletter: Have you ever noticed the beautiful lighting in this toilet?