The Children Christmas Carol Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Eddy: Bah! Humbug.
 * Narrator: He was an greediest man alive,
 * Lizabeth: It's Ebenezer Eddy!
 * Narrator: Until the night, he met someone extraordinary,
 * Orinoco: Hello.
 * (All Cheering and Laughter)
 * Narrator: The Children Christmas Carol.
 * Nellie the Elephant: Are the met to Mr. Eddy, Even though he is odious. Stingy, (mmmh-mmmh) and Badly stress.
 * Ella the Elephant: (gasps)
 * Eddy: Humbug!
 * Pedro: Ow!
 * Seven Dwarfs and Monkeys (singing): There goes Mr. Eddy, There goes Mr. Grimm!
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Did you think it's safe us to be up there.
 * (Sledgehammer and Yuckie Duck screams fall the water goes splash)
 * Basil and Jaq (singing): If they gave a prize for bein' mean, The winner would be him
 * Eddy: Yes, Orinoco/Mr Cratchit.
 * Orinoco: Uh. If you please. Mr Eddy, It's gotten colder. and the bookkeeping staff, would liketo have an extra shovelful of coal for the fire.
 * Bagga T: Our assets are frozen!
 * Eddy: How would the bookkeepers like to besuddenly. (screams) UNEMPLOYED?!?!
 * Mice Ceremory (singing) Heatwave! This is my island in the sun. Boy, am I roasting! OY! OY!
 * Narrator: It's Charles Dickens classic tale,
 * Sparky: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
 * Narrator: As only the children can tell it.
 * Sparky: It's good to be heckling again.
 * Robot X-5 It's good to be doing anything again.
 * Narrator: Feel the holiday warm,
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Hey hey hey hey, Light the lamp, not the possum, light the lamp, not the possum!
 * Yuckie Duck: Oops.
 * Narrator: And christmas spirites.
 * Sparky: Eddy!
 * Eddy: Jacob Sparky?
 * (Sparky is screams in terror, Yuckie Duck is scared and horror, Sparky and Robot X-5 laughing and howling, Eddy is scared, and finale Bear roaring and lighting)
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Whoa, that's scary stuff. Hey. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience.
 * Yuckie Duck: Nah, it's all right. This is culture!
 * Narrator: This is the movie to see, to share, to cherish, with someone you love.
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Thank you for makin' me a part of this.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega Productions presents, From Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures, The Children Christmas Carol.
 * Wellington: God bless us, Everyone.
 * Nellie the Elephant: Whatever.

UK VHS Trailer:

 * Eddy: Bah! Humbug.
 * Narrator: He was an greediest man alive,
 * Lizabeth: It's Ebenezer Eddy!
 * Narrator: Until the night, he met someone extraordinary,
 * Orinoco: Hello.
 * (All Cheering and Laughter)
 * Narrator: It's The Children Christmas Carol on video!
 * Nellie the Elephant: Are the met to Mr. Eddy, Even though he is odious. Stingy, (mmmh-mmmh) and Badly stress.
 * Ella the Elephant: (gasps)
 * Eddy: Humbug!
 * Pedro: Ow!
 * Seven Dwarfs and Monkeys (singing): There goes Mr. Eddy, There goes Mr. Grimm!
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Did you think it's safe us to be up there.
 * (Sledgehammer and Yuckie Duck screams fall the water goes splash)
 * Basil and Jaq (singing): If they gave a prize for bein' mean, The winner would be him
 * Eddy: Yes, Orinoco/Mr Cratchit.
 * Orinoco: Uh. If you please. Mr Eddy, It's gotten colder. and the bookkeeping staff, would liketo have an extra shovelful of coal for the fire.
 * Bagga T: Our assets are frozen!
 * Eddy: How would the bookkeepers like to besuddenly. (screams) UNEMPLOYED?!?!
 * Mice Ceremory (singing) Heatwave! This is my island in the sun. Boy, am I roasting! OY! OY!
 * Narrator: It's Charles Dickens classic tale,
 * Sparky: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
 * Narrator: As only the children can tell it.
 * Sparky: It's good to be heckling again.
 * Robot X-5 It's good to be doing anything again.
 * Narrator: Feel the holiday warm,
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Hey hey hey hey, Light the lamp, not the possum, light the lamp, not the possum!
 * Yuckie Duck: Oops.
 * Narrator: And christmas spirites.
 * Sparky: Eddy!
 * Eddy: Jacob Sparky?
 * (Sparky is screams in terror, Yuckie Duck is scared and horror, Sparky and Robot X-5 laughing and howling, Eddy is scared, and finale Bear roaring and lighting)
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Whoa, that's scary stuff. Hey. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience.
 * Yuckie Duck: Nah, it's all right. This is culture!
 * Narrator: This is the movie to see, to share, to cherish with all your family.
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum: Thank you for makin' me a part of this.
 * Narrator: Make this season to remember when your bring home The Children Christmas Carol on video.
 * Wellington: God bless us, Everyone.
 * Nellie the Elephant: Whatever.