Captain Black Cat: The First Epic Movie Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Calvin: What is happening right now?
 * Kaison: I don't know. Let's try and leave and see what happens.
 * Calvin: Wow, that's an expensive door.
 * Kaison: Mm-hmm.
 * Narrator: From the studio that brought you Beauty and the Monster, Creature Age and Character Story.
 * Calvin: Hi, I'm Kaison, and this is my best friend Calvin.
 * Kaison: We just make comics and try to make each other laugh.
 * Calvin: And this old guy is Mr. Wallace.
 * Wallace: Calvin, Kaison!
 * Calvin: He's the worst principal in the world.
 * Wallace: Ever since you've attended to school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
 * Calvin: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
 * Kaison: Like that tiger?
 * Calvin: Oh, that tiger was crazy.
 * Wallace: I told you I would get you one day. I'm going to have you two placed in separate classes! I'm going to annihilate the friendship!
 * Kaison: Theo, do something!
 * Calvin: Put the pen down, Mr. Wallace, or we'll hypnotize you.
 * Kaison: What's happening?
 * Calvin: I don't know! When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
 * Calvin and Kaison: You are now the amazing Mao Mao!
 * Mao Mao: Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Theo: I honestly didn't think it would happen.
 * Narrator: This summer.
 * Mao Mao: Come, sidekick!
 * Kaison: We gotta stop him!
 * Calvin: Why?
 * Mr. Comet: Out of the road, bozo!
 * Mao Mao: Why, thank you, vehicle person.
 * Calvin: Yeah, we should probably go get him.
 * Narrator: Their greatest creation...
 * Kaison: Mao Mao, you can't actually fly!
 * Mao Mao: I take to the sky like an ostrich!
 * Calvin: Wow, he is super dumb.
 * Narrator: Is now their biggest problem.
 * Mao Mao: Stand down, you monster! I think I'm starting to tire him out!
 * Narrator: Based on the worldwide phenomenon.
 * Lou: Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!
 * Wallace: Guys, I totally got this.
 * Lou: Yeah, totally he's got it.
 * Narrator: Calvin, Wallace, Kaison, Lou.
 * Kaison: When it's cut altogether like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
 * Narrator: Captain Black Cat: The First Epic Movie.
 * Mao Mao: Poor soul, you're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison!
 * Kaison: Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
 * Calvin: Yes and no.
 * Mao Mao: I will set you free!
 * Calvin: But mostly yes.