The Blonde Boy's New Groove Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Winston Steinburger: Ha! Boom baby!
 * Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, a selfish steinburger rule.
 * Winston Steinburger: Oh yeah.
 * Narrator: He had everyting you want it.
 * Winston Steinburger: I'm so happy.
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Tell me about it.
 * Narrator: She wanted everything to had.
 * Mrs. Tweedy: I'll just poison him with this!
 * Winston Steinburger: Can you top me off, pal? Be a friend?
 * Mrs. Tweedy: A lemur?
 * King Juilen: Where?
 * Clover: Aah!
 * King Juilen: Aah!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah, weird.
 * Narrator: Now, what you really means...
 * Kristoff: Don't worry, your Highness. Yee-aah!
 * Narrator: It's a friend.
 * Kristoff: Where'd you come from, little guy?
 * King Juilen: No touchy.
 * Narrator: From TheCartoonMan6107.
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Ask him which way the talking Lumer went!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.
 * Scrat (Ice Age): (Chatters)
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
 * Narrator: It's a epic story of courage...
 * King Juilen: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Yep.
 * King Juilen: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Most likely.
 * King Juilen: Bring it. on Boo-yah!
 * Narrator: Lovalty...
 * Wreck-It Ralph: You just gonna have to trust me!
 * Narrator: And friendship.
 * King Juilen: Woo-hoo, yeah!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: You just saved my life.
 * King Juilen: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Narrator: This holiday season.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Tweedy?
 * Mrs. Tweedy: What?
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Aah!
 * Narrator: Get ready...
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Pull the lever, Ralph! Wrong lever!
 * Narrator: From the all-new breathe of adventure.
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Get them!
 * Kristoff: (Gasps)
 * Horton: Hey, I've been turned into an elephant. Can I go home?
 * Mrs. Tweedy: You're excused.
 * King Juilen: I can't believe this is happening!
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Then I bet you weren't expecting this!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: No!
 * King Juilen: Aah!
 * Mrs. Tweedy: Aha!
 * King Juilen: (Sighs) Oh, okay.
 * Narrator: The Steinburger's New Groove, a comedy about learning the stand...
 * Wreck-It Ralph: So, you tired of being a Lumer?
 * King Juilen: Ye-ee-ee-es!
 * Narrator: On your own four feet.