The Rescue Ranger's New Groove Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * (The Following Preview has Been Approved for All Audiences by The Motion Pictures Association of America)
 * (Disney and Sega Productions Logo)
 * (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures Logo)
 * Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, (thunder crash) it was a prosperous kingdom, (thunder lighting) rule by a young rescue ranger...
 * Chip/Kuzco: Ha! Boom baby!
 * Yogi Bear/Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation,
 * Narrator: He of the serious added chedo.
 * (Chip/Kuzco's groovin' and he bumps into an penfold/old guy.)
 * Chip/Kuzco: (to old guy) You threw off my groove!
 * Baron Greenback/Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the rescue ranger's groove.
 * Penfold/Old Guy: Sorry!
 * (The penfold/old guy gets thrown out the window.)
 * Narrator: And evil of Catrina.
 * Chip/Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
 * Catrina/Yzma: I'll take over and rule the empire!
 * Narrator: With one major problem,
 * Catrina/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!
 * Chip/Kuzco: (As Chip/Kuzco drinks Catrina/Yzma): Ah, Hey Orinoco, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? (Chip turn into a Larry the Lamb, they laugh)
 * (Orinoco hits him on the head with the tray and he goes unconscious)
 * Catrina/Yzma: (jumps up) A lamb?! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
 * Orinoco/Kronk: Yeah, weird.
 * Catrina/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!
 * Narrator: Now, it's only hope it's a hobble pestions.
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: DEMON LAMB?!
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: DEMON LAMB! Where?
 * Misty: Aah!
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah! YOU'RE KIDNAPPED ME?!?!
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a lamb?
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: What?
 * Catrina/Yzma: Tell me chip dead?
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Ow!
 * Orinoco/Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped.
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Uh-oh.
 * (Drutt shows up. He pulls out a balloon and blows it up. He then fashions the balloon into the shape of a llama. He then holds up a very sharp needle.)
 * Drutt/Bucky: Can i try?
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: No, no. No, no, no, no.
 * Drutt/Bucky: Oh yes i can!
 * (Bucky pops the balloon with a big bang. The penguins sleep through it.)
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Ha!
 * (That wakes them up. And the chase begins)
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah! Aah! Aah!
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Aah-eee! Aah! Aah! Yee-aah!
 * (The penguins move out of the way and his swings right by. He then swings back around and grabs Larry the Lamb.)
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah!
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Don't worry, your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now. (Suddenly the vine breaks and gets caught around a log. The vine swings them around until they are tied to the log.) or not.
 * (Suddenly the log begins to break off the tree.)
 * (and Let's Groove Tonight at the beginning music head)
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad lamb.
 * Narrator: This holiday season,
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Oh, why me?
 * Narrator: The rescue ranger's got a new look,
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: (wakes up just as Mighty Mouse/Pacha leans over him) Aah!
 * Narrator: A new partner,
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose, You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
 * Narrator: And the brand new groove.
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Larry! Uhh! Aah!
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega Pictures presents,
 * (Mighty Mouse and Larry the Lamb they stop to look at them, and they are laugh)
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Narrator: The Rescue Ranger's New Groove.
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Whoo hoo hoo!
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Uh-oh.
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Yep.
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
 * Mighty Mouse/Pacha: Most likely.
 * Larry the Lamb/Kuzco: Bring it on. (shot of a huge waterfall as they go over it.) Boo-yah!
 * Narrator: December 2000 in Theatres Everywhere.