Childrens Most Wanted Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * (Disney and Sega Productions logo shows up)
 * (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures Logo appear)
 * Narrator: The world’s greatest criminal has stolen the greatest treasures, escaped the greatest prisons. And he bears a strong resemblance to someone you know…
 * Cairngorm MacWomble/Constantine: It’s not easy being mean.
 * Noah Parker/Walter: It’s Cairngorm, the world’s most dangerous womble.
 * Berk/Fozzie Bear: Check this out. Ah ah!
 * Noah Parker/Walter: Oh, look, it’s Orinoco.
 * Berk/Fozzie Bear: Ah!
 * Noah Parker/Walter: Huh! What did you do with Orinoco?!
 * Cairngorm MacWomble: Boo.
 * Orinoco/Kermit the Frog: Aaaahhhh! There must be some mistake. I am Orinoco the Womble. You know I’m not Cairngorm.
 * Neptuna/Nadya: You're going to be here awhile.
 * Orinoco/Kermit the Frog: Hi-ho, Orinoco the Womble here.
 * Cairngorm MacWomble: Orin-oco the Womble heere. I am Orinoco and now you guys have all the freedom you want.
 * Children/Muppet: What?!
 * Yuckie Duck/Gonzo: When do I do the indoor running of the bulls?
 * Dora/Salma Hayek: Aah!
 * Justin/Scooter: I can’t watch.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen/Dominic Badguy: Putrid. International tour manager.
 * Berk/Fozzie Bear: Putrid Badguy?
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen: Bad-Gee. It's French.
 * Children/Muppet: Oh.
 * Cairngorm MacWomble/Consantine: My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all-time.
 * Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen/Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
 * Cairngorm MacWomble/Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.
 * Neptuna/Nadya: Hit it, boys.
 * Various Human Characters: Ooooh!
 * Narrator: This spring.
 * Noah Parker/Walter: Do you guys think that Orinoco’s been acting a little weird lately?
 * Nellie the Elephant/Miss Piggy: That’s ridiculous. He’s never been more caring and devoted to me!
 * Sledgehammer O'Possum/Rizzo the Rat: Yeah. That’s what we’re saying.
 * Narrator: Dr. Putrid T. Gangreen, Buzz Lightyear, and Neptuna.
 * Buzz Lightyear/Jean Pierre Napoleon: This is my car. It is illegal now for its massive tires.
 * Narrator: Plus so many Hollywood stars. It will leave you wanting more.
 * Sparky/Statler: Yeah. No more.
 * Robot X-5/Waldorf: Ahh.
 * Dr. Facilier/Danny Trejo: Waka! Waka!
 * Noah Parker/Walter: There's only one guy in this world who could save us. Only one womble who can restore order.
 * Orinoco: Kermit the Frog: Let's get out of here!
 * Noah Parker/Walter: Bring justice and set things right!
 * Berk/Fozzie Bear: You are talking about Orinoco, right?
 * Paddington Bear/Sam the Eagle: C.I.A.
 * Buzz Lightyear/Jean Pierre Napoleon: Interpol.
 * Paddington Bear/Sam the Eagle: This is my travel badge. Here is my real badge.
 * Buzz Lightyear/Jean Pierre Napoleon: You must've been looking at the wrong badge!
 * Paddington Bear/Sam the Eagle: Wha? You were saying?
 * Narrator: Childrens Most Wanted.
 * Goofy/Animal: Sequel!
 * Orinoco/Kermit the Frog: I am not Cairngorm!
 * Neptuna/Nadya: Lights out! Turn them back on, I can't see anything. You have to wait till I'm, like, out of the hallway!